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25-04-2011, 21:01   #781
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I motorboated Alan Rickman once. Heaven.
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26-04-2011, 01:05   #782
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Well I have a plot to assassinate Barack Obama, approach quietly and strangled him to death with teeth-floss. Kick him while he is struggling. After his assassination I will be titled:

THE SUPREME EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES UNDER CORKMAN, obe.

But I have to plan my coup first (plus get good teeth floss), which will take 3 months and 2 weeks. Can you please put me in exile until then, oh supreme moderators.
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Not a problem. I will, however, have to add on another 2 weeks to prevent you assassinating the president of the USA. You racist.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhh
{basks in all the glory that is in here}

{feels good}
{véry good}


mmmmhhhhh
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26-04-2011, 02:04   #786
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Heh. Psyche.
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evil

I knew you would say that. Pssht.
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Heh. Psyche.
Heh. Psyche-psyche!
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26-04-2011, 02:07   #789
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Oh no! Careful now! You might open a gigantic black swirling hole, like those kids in Jumanji!
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It was called Robin Williams' career, wasn't it?
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I looked at him in Madame Toussauds last week.
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He was looking a bit waxy.

hahahahahahahahaha.

(I'll let myself out)
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I lol'd. I'm not entirely sure why, but no doubt I'll figure it out in time.
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I lol'd once. It was awful. Speed is a hell of a drug!

OH HAI sNarah!!!! *waves* <3

Yeah!!

also hello Sarky!... I guess.
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