French Chat Up Lines

[Hammy1892]

Hey, me and my mates are off to france next week and are looking for a few chat up lines I dont care if their horribly bad, cheesy or dodgy, just looking to have a few laughs and maybe get a smile from them

Best one ive heard so far is "J'ai un Tour d'Eiffel dans mes pantalons"
(I have an eiffel tower in my pants)

[prinz]

I'm sure the french ladies can't wait... IME chat up lines don't translate / work anyway so you're better off just learning how to say hi, how are you, nice to meet you, what's your name........ there's plenty of world class cheese in France as it is without importing

[shrapnel222]

tell them to start with: "salut ma belle, ca roule?" which should get a smile from the girls and break the ice, then it's up to them.

although how they say it might just get a "huh???"

[petethebrick]

Originally Posted by Hammy1892

Best one ive heard so far is "J'ai un Tour d'Eiffel dans mes pantalons"
(I have an eiffel tower in my pants)

yes, this is a great one, you'll be sure to get some laughs and maybe score by spouting the likes of this

seriously, you must be about 13 right?? why don't you ask your french teacher at school.