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CrankyStudent · 05-07-2009, 15:20

any good tips for masturbation ?

i never get laid and i need to spice up my sex life with myself

ChewChew · 05-07-2009, 15:25

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Originally Posted by CrankyStudent

any good tips for masturbation ?

i never get laid and i need to spice up my sex life with myself

lol. you've got internet though? dont make me spell it out for ya!

CrankyStudent · 05-07-2009, 15:29

ah i know there is porn, thats not my problem, my problem is im sick of my own hands, i had a dream about a blow up doll last night like, might buy myself one, any tips or tricks ?

Latchy · 05-07-2009, 15:32

The blow up doll wont object to anything you wish to do to ~~her~~ / ~~Him~~ .....er it

3DataModem · 05-07-2009, 15:36

Public places?
Waterfalling?
LNH?

Plenty of good options for the determined onanist.

**TestTransmission** · 05-07-2009, 15:38

Get laid

jimmycrackcorm · 05-07-2009, 15:40

Buy a <cough> pet sheep.

asmobhosca · 05-07-2009, 15:41

Maybe its time to call in a "professional"

Or a trip to Amsterdam....

**TestTransmission** · 05-07-2009, 15:42

Call your ex, the one who loved to dress up

***trout*** · 05-07-2009, 16:06

OP ... why not concentrate on yore studies for a while.
Far more rewarding than onanism, and better for you in the long run.

Failing that ... try some marigold rubber gloves ... you know, the ones with the textured dimples.

/thread.

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CrankyStudent Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: The Hood Posts: 130 Adverts \| Friends	ah i know there is porn, thats not my problem, my problem is im sick of my own hands, i had a dream about a blow up doll last night like, might buy myself one, any tips or tricks ?

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Latchy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Valley of the squinting windows Posts: 22,623 Adverts \| Friends	The blow up doll wont object to anything you wish to do to ~~her~~ / ~~Him~~ .....er it

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3DataModem Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where YOU live Posts: 1,891 Adverts \| Friends	Public places? Waterfalling? LNH? Plenty of good options for the determined onanist.

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TestTransmission Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 15,588 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Motoring	Get laid

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jimmycrackcorm Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 7,486 Adverts \| Friends	Buy a <cough> pet sheep.

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asmobhosca Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 99 Adverts \| Friends	Maybe its time to call in a "professional" Or a trip to Amsterdam....

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TestTransmission Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 15,588 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Motoring	Call your ex, the one who loved to dress up

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*trout* Far from embrace, closing doors softly. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Drizzly Cack Posts: 12,006 Adverts \| Friends Admin: Aardvark, Apple Devices, Beer Guts & Receding Hairlines, Cool Vids-Pics Mods, Lifehacking, Rec Mods	OP ... why not concentrate on yore studies for a while. Far more rewarding than onanism, and better for you in the long run. Failing that ... try some marigold rubber gloves ... you know, the ones with the textured dimples. /thread.