Ah I like Mary, she can be funny but with an edge to her that reminds me of Cathy Bates in Misery
Mary : "Norris im leaving- i want to make new friends"
Norris: "No- you have friends here... bla bla bla"
Mary : (real meaning) "Norris the fact that Roy Croppers turned me down makes me feel like a desperate woman, say you love me and we will play chess together forever and you will listen to me bang on about "what my mother used to say..."
Norris: (real meaning) Thank Christ for that- its very hard to eyeball Ritas boobs with you here eating the jelly babies all the time, and God if you bang on about your mother again ill cry.I was only using you for the magazine prizes and i was stuck with you for ages.Bye Now!