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19-08-2009, 01:00   #481
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Stranger: male 18 looking for horny female with msn

You: I am a priest

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: oh ****, is that you josh?!
You: Yeah!
Stranger: haha what are the odds
Stranger: jess is here too
You: I know so weird, say he to jess for me
Stranger: are you coming out to the party on theusday?
Stranger: go on fcbk
You: Yeah what time
Stranger: around 9 is what we're telling ppl
You: Ok you gona bang someone?
Stranger: i was hoping you..
Stranger: didn't we agree to it?
You: yeah dude sure
Stranger: just bring some extra condoms, jess wants in too
You: **** him he's ugly
Stranger: jessica?
Stranger: lol she's ur ex!
Stranger: listen go on facebook
Stranger: we'lltalk there k
You: exactly
Stranger: luv ya hun
You: Give us a pic
Stranger: http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...llege-girl.jpg
Stranger: u forgot what i look like?
You: Nah just razzing u!
Stranger: alrighty hun
Stranger: i'll see you soon
Stranger: *muah*
You: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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20-08-2009, 14:18   #483
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi~
Stranger: are you white person?!
You: yes.
Stranger: oh
You: why?
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20-08-2009, 14:45   #484
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: nice copy and pasting
Stranger: real original
You: thanks thought you'd like it
Stranger: sarcasm, ya heard of it?
You: i pride myself on my originality
You: now where did i put that dictionary
Stranger: oh that's clever
You: like a cat
Stranger: not quite
Stranger: those things are geniuses
You: Sure are! Prefer dogs myself tho
Stranger: I hate you
You: I hate me too...... walks away with head hanging down in shame
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: what an emo!
You: hate is such a strong word
Stranger: that's why I use it
Stranger: no witty response?
You: <insert witty response>
Stranger: if only it were that simple
You: yeah! *sighs*.... check out boards.ie for more wit
Stranger: you can't get your wit from others
Stranger: it has to be natural
You: How can you obtain this natural wit you speak of
Stranger: you just have it
Stranger: or you don't
You: do i have it mr.stranger
Stranger: I don't think so, but I'm not qualified to judge
You: would you consider yourself as witty mr. stranger man
Stranger: I would, but I guess my assesment is a bit biased
You: slightly... so where ya from
Stranger: Canada
You: Nice! I once knew a girl from Canada
Stranger: "once new a girl" eh?
Stranger: wink wink
Stranger: nudgde nudge
You: well i worked with her.... (no inuendo's please)
Stranger: "worked with her" did you?
You: From Halifax
Stranger: I bet you worked on all kinds of things together
You: Yeah the coffee machine, the cash register
Stranger: kinky stuff
You: indeed... Oh i'm from Ireland btw
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: anywhay
You: whistles
Stranger: *cricket sounds*
You: taps foot on ground while looking at ground
Stranger: *looks at watch repeatedly*
You: *takes out mobile phone(cell) and presses random buttons*
Stranger: well, if we're not talking anymore, I guess I'll go
You: nice weather were havin
Stranger: boring!
Stranger: goodbye
You: bye mr.stranger
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21-08-2009, 00:10   #485
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Stranger: You: Connecting to server...
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Stranger: You: Connecting to server...
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You: ok this has gotten old already

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21-08-2009, 18:23   #486
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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 17 yes please anywhere

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21-08-2009, 20:12   #487
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey 17 m wants sexy girl with pics
You: ok
You: if you answer me one hot question
Stranger: anything
You: cool
You: actually two
Stranger: ok
You: (they're both related)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go ahead
You: http://www.littleblackcherry.co.uk/e...ene%20girl.jpg
You: that's my clothed pic btw
You: ok
You: so
You: have you ever seen your mom's pussy?
You: how hairy was it?
Stranger: yes and it was nasty
Stranger: and hairy
You: hahahaha
Stranger: dont wanna think of it
You: good job
Stranger: your hot!!!!!!!!
You: i'm fapping to this btw
You: and that's not me
Stranger: why not
You: so tell me about your mother's pussy
You: what age were you at the time?
Stranger: only if you send me naked pics
You: i'm too busy fapping tbh
You: this is hot
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21-08-2009, 20:23   #488
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Just had the wierdest one yet, I think someone created a code to allow multiple users chat in Omegle, I actually thing it is genuine because the command information displays immediately, its not a copy and paste job, plus there is no "stranger is typing" displaying at the bottom as usually happens. I'm still using it, this is it so far:

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: Darwin
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: Darwin
Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Don't use punctuation:
Stranger: What color is the sky?
You: blue
Stranger: ----------------------Welcome to the chat!
Stranger: ----------------------NOW WITH USERNAME COMPLETION: you only need to type the first few letters of a name to kick or PM.
Stranger: ----------------------Type /help if you're confused.
You: /help
Stranger: ----------------------This is a bot that allows you to have a chat with multiple strangers (7 at max). It is not affiliated in any way with Omegle. It was just made by a nerd with no life. You can view part of the code at http://pastebin.com/f6d42bbac. It's in Python!
Stranger: ----------------------Your admin for today is: [admin]caleb. Admins cannot be kicked, and have OVER 9000 kick votes.
Stranger: ----------------------If you want to contact the creator, his email address is thehyphenator9@gmail.com
Stranger: ----------------------For a list of commands, type /commands.
Stranger: ----------------------brit has joined the chat!
Stranger: brit: hi
You: /commands
Stranger: ----------------------Commands:
Stranger: ----------------------/list - lists all usernames.
Stranger: ----------------------/info - provides info about this.
Stranger: ----------------------/name - shows your username.
Stranger: ----------------------/me - sends text in the third person, just like in IRC.
Stranger: ----------------------/kick <username> - votes for kicking someone. Once they get 3 votes, they're out.
Stranger: ----------------------/unkick <username> - does the opposite.
Stranger: ----------------------/getkick <username> - get how many kick votes someone has.
Stranger: ----------------------/msg <username> <message> - sends a private message to someone.
Stranger: ----------------------/nick <new name> - changes your name to new name.
Stranger: ----------------------brit disconnected, getting another stranger...
You: /list
Stranger: ----------------------List of all usernames:
Stranger: ----------------------[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin
You: /name
Stranger: ----------------------Your username is: Darwin
You: /info
Stranger: ----------------------Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
You: hello
You: /msg<caleb><hi>
Stranger: ----------------------Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
Stranger: ----------------------JohnnyWilko1 has joined the chat!
Stranger: JohnnyWilko1: Hi
Stranger: JohnnyWilko1: IT'S OVER 9000!!!1!!!
Stranger: ----------------------JohnnyWilko1 disconnected, getting another stranger...
You: is this real?
You: /users
Stranger: ----------------------Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
You: /list
Stranger: ----------------------List of all usernames:
Stranger: ----------------------[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin
You: /kick bigsexy69
Stranger: ----------------------bigsexy69 has 1/3 kick votes.
You: /kick bigsexy69
Stranger: ----------------------You have already voted to kick bigsexy69.
You: oh
Stranger: ----------------------Jonasbrothurs has joined the chat!
You: /msg caleb Hi
Stranger: ----------------------Username not found.
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Jonas
You: /msg Jonasbrothurs Hello
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: but the fires in our heartw
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Hearts
Stranger: ----------------------hahaha has joined the chat!
Stranger: hahaha: diediediedie
Stranger: hahaha: die
Stranger: ----------------------hahaha disconnected, getting another stranger...
You: dude, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Joe jonas > sex
You: wtf is this?
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Nick jonas > sex
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Kevin jonas > life&sex
Stranger: ----------------------Jonasbrothurs disconnected, getting another stranger...
Stranger: ----------------------doggy has joined the chat!
You: this is odd
You: but i like it
Stranger: ----------------------Penis has joined the chat!
You: /me hmmm
Stranger: Darwin hmmm
Stranger: Penis: So guys.
Stranger: Penis: Wanna have gay sex?
You: /info
Stranger: ----------------------Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
You: /getkick Darwin
Stranger: ----------------------Darwin has 0/3 kick votes.
You: /list
Stranger: ----------------------List of all usernames:
Stranger: ----------------------[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin, doggy, Penis
Stranger: ----------------------lalaland has joined the chat!
Stranger: lalaland: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Penis: Hi. Wanna have gay sex?
You: no thanks
You: /kick Penis
Stranger: ----------------------Penis has 1/3 kick votes.
Stranger: Penis: I'm going to gay rape you then.
Stranger: Penis: Bend over or I'll make you.
Stranger: lalaland: hey penis!
Stranger: lalaland: dont be so sexist!
Stranger: Penis: Hey.
Stranger: Penis: I'm not.
Stranger: lalaland: okii
Stranger: Penis: Darwin, I don't see you bending over.
You: oooh, too quick
Stranger: lalaland: you seem like a nice fella
Stranger: ----------------------lalaland disconnected, getting another stranger...
You: not real
Stranger: Penis: Guess he only likes sexists.
Stranger: Penis: What are you talking about?
You: those replies were too fast
Stranger: Penis: Which? Lalas?
You: when u replied "I'm not"
Stranger: Penis: I'm a fast typer
You: no way
You: it only just appeared
Stranger: Penis: Yep
Stranger: Penis: Sorry
Stranger: Penis: Yep
Stranger: Penis: Sorry.
You: you had like 1 second
You: impossible
Stranger: Penis: Yep. Sorry.
Stranger: Penis: Not really.
You: I'm suspicious
Stranger: Penis: That's nice, dear.
You: had me going though
You: fair play
Stranger: Penis: What does it matter if that one specific reply was fake anyway? It answered the implication.
Stranger: Penis: And the rest of this is obviously not fake
You: It is well done
You: I'll give you that
Stranger: Penis: What the hell are you talking about?
Stranger: Penis: Honestly
Stranger: Penis: Ask me a question and I'll answer it.
You: You had me going
You: seriously
Stranger: Penis: *facepalm*
Stranger: Penis: Right.
You: lol
Stranger: Penis: *sticks his cock in your ass*
You: I should have gotten suspicious when no Chinese people appeared
You: oh dear
You: I was owned
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
Stranger: Penis: *pulls out and ejaculates all over your ass*
You: well done
You: /list
Stranger: ----------------------List of all usernames:
Stranger: ----------------------[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin, doggy, Penis
Stranger: Penis: Thanks.
Stranger: Penis: I know I'm a little quick, but
Stranger: Penis: I usually touch all the right spots
Stranger: Penis: Want a reach around?
You: no thanks
Stranger: Penis: *sticks his cock back in your ass*
Stranger: Penis: *massages your cock with one hand and gropes your balls with the other*
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts repeatedly*
You: what balls?
You: girls don't have balls
You: lol
Stranger: Penis: Yes they do.
You: whatever
Stranger: Penis: You've never seen yourself naked?
Stranger: Penis: Right.
Stranger: Penis: Whatever.
Stranger: Penis: I like how you didn't deny that girls have cocks though.
Stranger: Penis: So you're a tranny?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Penis: Howdy.
Stranger: [admin]caleb: this chat room was a bitch to set up
You: <msg>caleb hello
Stranger: Penis: I bet.
Stranger: [admin]caleb: and I stayed up all night to get it going
Stranger: Penis: [admin]caleb: just like my mom. my mom is a bitch. especially when i suck her cock.
Stranger: [admin]caleb: but fell asleep a couple hours ago
Stranger: Penis: Quotes from our private messages.
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: hello people
Stranger: Penis: No one likes Europeans.
You: I'm European
Stranger: [admin]caleb: **** that, I'm cool with Europeans
Stranger: Penis: Well then no one likes you either.
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: : )
You: actually this might be genuine
Stranger: Penis: : (
Stranger: bigsexy69: I'm european too
Stranger: bigsexy69: I'm from Poland
Stranger: Penis: Germany was here
Stranger: [admin]caleb: cool
Stranger: Penis: Poland is a ******
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: I'm from Estonia
You: IRELAND!!!
Stranger: ----------------------Penis has 9002/3 kick votes.
Stranger: ----------------------Penis disconnected, getting another stranger...
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: hahah
Stranger: [admin]caleb: lol
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: over nine thousand kick votes
Stranger: bigsexy69: haha
You: +1
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: ok movie started, I'll be back after some time
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: don't kick me
Stranger: [admin]caleb: ok
You: how was this done?
Stranger: ----------------------username1 has joined the chat!
Stranger: [admin]caleb: this is a python script that I'm running on my pc
Stranger: [admin]caleb: Basically, it connects to omegle several times
Stranger: username1: ok
Stranger: [admin]caleb: So I'm individually connected to all of you
Stranger: username1: and?
Stranger: username1: what can you do?
You: oh ok
Stranger: [admin]caleb: it takes all of your text and my text and sends it to everybody
You: i see
You: you wrote the script?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: also, I did not make the script but I got it from the guy who did
You: o
Stranger: username1: ingenious
Stranger: [admin]caleb: It's pretty useful
You: why?
Stranger: username1: why?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: this chatroom has been going since some time early this morning (eastern time)
You: ok
Stranger: username1: how many people are in it?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: Just because talking to one person gets boring after a while
Stranger: bigsexy69: celeb, you should make the questions harder to weed out idiots
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Stranger: hey , can we continue connect? (keep the touch)

Stranger: no ?

You: Maybe

Stranger: ??

You: Is this where you send me your messenger link, and you're really a Russian prostitute and then you keep sending me emails telling me that I could have a bigger penis?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: .........@hanmail.net
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Hmm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: damn whos a sexy bitch
You: where ya from
You: Im a sexy bithc
Stranger: good. top or bottom
You: eh
You: i think you'll find thats homo talk!
Stranger: boy or girl
You: boy
You: that matters why
Stranger: are you gay
You: no i am not, Are you?
Stranger: no im a girl, haha,
You: k
You: bit odd arent u
Stranger: do u wanna have cyber sex?
Stranger: i've been told im good
You: i just had real sex
Stranger: even better
You: with a real person
You: well i think she was real
Stranger: are you horny
You: na sleepy now
You: and hungry
You: are you
Stranger: VERY
You: Sure go pull the box outta yourself
Stranger: ..?
You: pull your box off
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Stranger: hey
You: lo
You: im hungry]
Stranger: lol
Stranger: me too
You: what ya goina hve
You: have
Stranger: nothin
Stranger: u??
You: Boiled egg and toast
Stranger: cool
You: Then cut the grass
You: wher eu at
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: irekand
Stranger: irekand?
Stranger: whrs that?
You: ireland
You: beside UK
Stranger: oh ok
You: you shoudll know loads of your friends are here
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: huh?
You: yep they make crappy sambwiches and piss me off
Stranger: hahaha
You: why do you guys all smell
Stranger: :S
Stranger: u...r stupid
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22-08-2009, 13:43   #491
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I think I just got trolled

I was trolling as usual when i got this unusual response;

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: f?

Stranger: yeh

You: can i ask you a question?

Stranger: yeh

You: do you ever stick objects up your vagina for sexual pleasure?

You:and if so, what?

Stranger: no

You: no?

Stranger: can i tell u something

Stranger: just so guys get this in to their heads

You: yes

Stranger: girls do not need to masturbate in anyway

Stranger: it hurts to stick things up there

Stranger: so why on earth

You: really?

Stranger: would they do that

Stranger: yes

You: then why do people go on about cucumbers all the time?

Stranger: that is why when ur having sex with a girl u give her pleasure then u get urs

Stranger: because they r whores

Stranger: and do it to impress guys

Stranger: girls don't need to masturbate like guys do

You: so it's not actually enjoyable?

You: wait!!!!

Stranger: no

You: are you saying straight up vaginal sex

You: isn't pleasurable for girls?

Stranger: yes i'm saying it hurts

You: wtf?

Stranger: just like anal sex does as well that hurts wayyy more though

You: then why would girls sleep around with guys then?

You: if they didn't enjoy it

Stranger: because she does it for them

Stranger: ok ok a whore does it

Stranger: cause they have no respect for themselves

Stranger: and something has happened to them

Stranger: that makes them want to get pain

Stranger: so they could either get depressed

Stranger: or be a whore

You: I don;t understand. Why would a girl have a one night stand?

Stranger: or do something else

You: i can understand if she loved a guy

Stranger: that honestly i don't know

Stranger: who understands sluts?

Stranger: i don't, i hate them

You: being a girl, i thought you'd understand them better than me

Stranger: yeh sorry

Stranger: if i was a slut

Stranger: i would tell u

Stranger: i'll tell u though

Stranger: when u get married

Stranger: and ur wife is like 35

You: i want to have sex with her every night

Stranger: and u got married when she was like 25

You: yes

Stranger: then she would enjoy sex

You: would it not still be painful?

Stranger: yep that's how it is after awhile it doesn't hurt

Stranger: no

Stranger: how do guys no know this

Stranger: not**

Stranger: seriously

Stranger: how old r u

You: honestly

You: 21

You:

Stranger: ok for own good

Stranger: when ur having sex with a girl

You: everyone says that women get as much pleasure from sex as men do

Stranger: please her first

You: some people even say they get more

Stranger: that is so so sos sosososo not true

Stranger: they r probs men who say that to make themselves feel better

Stranger: why don't u go ask ur mum

Stranger: she would tell u the same thing i am

You: ewww]

Stranger: can u go tell ur guy friend's as well i hate how they don't know this

You: why would i talk to my mum about sex?

Stranger: meh i don't know

Stranger: some guys do

Stranger: some don't

Stranger: ok anyway

Stranger: have u learnt something

You: yes

You: thank you

Stranger: pleasure

You: but i think you are a troll

Stranger: no i'm just very smart

You: when i have sex with my woman i'm just going to have sex with her

Stranger: and i'm telling u the truth

You: no messing around

Stranger: man **** u

Stranger: ur so selfish

Stranger: it's guys like u

Stranger: no wonder woman get sad

You: but i'd still love her

Stranger: ur to damn slefish

Stranger:and r run by ur dicks

You: hey c'mon

You: you don't realise all the stuff guys do for girls

Stranger: it's true

You: that they take for granted

You: sex is our reward

Stranger: scientifically there is a nerve running from ur dick to ur head so honestly all guys r dickhead

You: now i'm really thinking you are a troll

Stranger: oh please tell me what u do that is so ****ing great?

Stranger: u chat up a girl just to **** her

Stranger: then u leave her

You: you don't know me

You: why would i leave her?

Stranger: i'm using at an example...

You: I don't think girls can fall in love the way guys can

Stranger: i agree with that

Stranger: GUYS DONT FALL IN LOVE

You: hahaha

Stranger: they just want to **** everythng that moves

You: if you're trying to pretend you're not a troll you've just lost

Stranger: i don;t care what u think

Stranger: u know what

Stranger: i just did u a favour by telling u

Stranger: wasting my precious time

Stranger: and now ur being rude

You: you're saying that guys can't fall in love

Stranger: god ur just like a player

You: i find that offensive

Stranger: but they don't

Stranger: yeh u should it is

Stranger: look i'm sorry

Stranger: i love guys

Stranger: but i ****ing hate them

You: hahaha

You: methinks you are a dyke

Stranger: dude i'm not a lesbian

Stranger: but cool i know i'm not

You: why are you so bitter then?

Stranger: if u think i am i don't care

Stranger: long story

You: if you ever end up going out with a guy

You: who is actually in love with you

You: then you'll understand what i mean

Stranger: that could never happen

Stranger: i think woman that have boyrfiends r robots

You: guys do an aweful lot for girls that girls take for granted

Stranger: guys can never be commited

Stranger: it's just a myth

You: hahaha

Stranger: ok dude i will agree with u

Stranger: only if u tell me what they do

You: I don't know, they're looknig out for her, protecting her.

You: going out of their way to make her feel comfortable, buying her stuff ect.

Stranger: i had a boyfriend for 2 months and not once did he buy me a thing

You: 2 months?

Stranger: that's only a robot man

Stranger: they r not true

You: clearly there were no feelings involved

Stranger: clearly on his part

Stranger: ****ing bastard

Stranger: not u him

Stranger: god anyway all i'm saying

Stranger: that where i live

Stranger: guys **** girls

Stranger: leave them

Stranger: then they bitch

You: obviously you're going for the wrong guys

Stranger: they r all man whores

Stranger: but hey if u aren't like that

You: if you meet them in a club yes

Stranger: if u r one of those amazing ones that buys the woman stuff and treats her really really good

Stranger:then at the end of the day

Stranger: u can **** her as much as u like

Stranger: cause u have done that

You:

Stranger: it's different when u r actually nice

Stranger: obviously i am

Stranger: can i say something

Stranger: guys don't realise one thing

Stranger: girls love sweet guys

Stranger: if u r sweet and treat her well

Stranger: she will do anything

Stranger: and u will get soo many girls

You: i don't want so many girls

You: i only want one

Stranger: well see

Stranger: that is cute

You: hahaha i wouldn't call myself a sweet guy

You: have you forgotten how i started this conversation?

Stranger: yep i totally have

Stranger: oh right

Stranger: well u were probs wanking

You: no

Stranger: hey there can be nice guys who wank

You: i'm in the college computer rooms

Stranger: haha oh

You: besides i already wanked this morning

You: before i got out of bed

You:

Stranger: jesus

Stranger: alright now it's my turn

Stranger: what honestly do guys want in a girl

You: a girl who is not a bitch

You: or bitter towards men

You: who has respect for them

Stranger: hey i keep this all locked in side of me when i meet guys

You: and is emotionally stable

Stranger: any girl can be a bitch

Stranger: and guys r the one to talk

Stranger: they r so bitchy

Stranger: bunch of ****ing fags

You: i don't bitch

Stranger: yeh that's just what u think

Stranger: as if u don;t bitch about some whore to ur mates

You: if i have a problem with what someone is doing

You: i will say it to their face

You: like a man

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I wonder why she disconnected at the end. Hardly the worst thing i said .
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22-08-2009, 16:34   #492
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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: I am 17
You: cool

Stranger: are you give msn make friend

Stranger: ???

Stranger: pls



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22-08-2009, 17:18   #493
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Stranger: hey
You: woof

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........................................

Stranger: hello

You: hi joe

You: i thought you had gone

Stranger: i hadn;t gone

You: ok- so what were you saying about your dad anyway, where you help him hide the body? arent you worried about fingerprints?

Stranger: um

Stranger: bye
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....................................................




Stranger: hi

You: i look for husband

Stranger: sexy girl?


You: you look for wife?

You: i can be wife

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ageE?

You: i dont understand

Stranger: age?

You: 51

Stranger: bye

You: i dont understand

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22-08-2009, 17:32   #494
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Ha ha ha

Stranger: HI


You: would you be my boyfriends


Stranger: Where are you from?


You: wales


Stranger: SORRY I'm from Taiwan


You: but i love you


Stranger: so?


You: BUT I LOVE YOU I NEED A BOYFRIEND


You: MY ONE BROKE UP WITH ME


Stranger: so?


You: I HAVE TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS

Stranger: so?

You: ILL LET YOU FEEL MY BOOB


Stranger: No!

You: i only have one atm but the otherone will grow soon


Stranger: 我跟本看不懂你再說3小


Stranger: 請說 中文 謝


You: i love you too xxx


Stranger: 干我闢室


You: THATS A GREAT IDEA- LETS HAVE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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You: hi there
Stranger: MLIA
You: ok
You: FML
Stranger: no.
Stranger: FML is whingey
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