Join Date: Feb 2009
right, heres the plan. One magic word. Tescos.
my house is located on a top of a hill, so, moving quickly and silently, volting over backwalls until I reach the bottom of the hill, at which point, observing activity from the final hedgerow. Seeing if there is any activity, being a zombie story, or zombie reality, its based on films, thus meaning, coast looks clear, and tesco, usually a large lit up building with glass walls, is dark, moving quickly, sneaking into tescos being sure to keep my head down and moving between cars, and always being extremely weary about zombies being underneath the cars, inside the cars, or hidden around the corners of cars. Moving to the presumably open doors of tesco (I mean.. When does it close?) moving quickly and directly to the back door, located at the end of the line of till's to your immdiate right as you pass through the main entrance, getting in there, moving to the store room. Presumably i'd have to face a zombie at this point, i.e one in the corridor or in the store room itself, depending on the situation, would sneak past him, or let him pass me (holding mouth against breathing etc) or simply return to "home improvements" isle, and getting a shovel, and return to the zombie and beheading him, seeing as zombies usually move in packs, being weary, and moving quickly but quietly, getting into the store room, and locking the doors by pushing crates layden with food infront of the door, using the wrapping of the food packaging, sticking the packaging and covering the windows, then, holding up there for 2 months, rationing my food, at which point, the zombies either would be all dead, or numbers seriously reduced, to which moving quickly getting out of tesco and inspecting the situation, if it has gotten better, contintue and look for help, worse, back to the store room.
If it got better, moving quickly, and quietly, move towards the Gardai barracks located in the centre of town (Nenagh), finding any available guns etc, trying phonelines, getting a car, learn to drive, then move towards Limerick, to which point seeing as it is a built up area, searching for a check point.
I have no life.