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19-12-2008, 18:51   #1
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Girls, do you crotch-watch?

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A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.
Or is it just a myth. Us men definitley boob-watch by the way. ALL the time.
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19-12-2008, 18:59   #2
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Only if it's obvious; or they're wearing ridiculously tight pants.... in which case I point and laugh....

I find it slightly disconcerting when a guy has an obvious semi/full hard-on in public....

Saw a very ugly man in Ann Summers with one recently...he was with his equally ugly wife and they were buying a spanking paddle.

The image will stay with me for the rest of my life....
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I have a semi! Baggy pants though :-(
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This thread has massive potential to turn into a train wreck, so keep the sleaze to a minimum please gentlemen or I will be dishing out infractions and may be forced to close the thread.

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What about those that crotch watch and followup on it, only to discover that all is not what it appeared as. Socks.
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Saw a very ugly man in Ann Summers with one recently...he was with his equally ugly wife and they were buying a spanking paddle.

The image will stay with me for the rest of my life....

So harsh ....

Ugly people need love too...!
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I much prefer to see them walking away

Let's say the man is drop dead gorgeous, i usually have a "wow" moment, but i don't think i intentionally drop the eyes... saying that, i'm not really sure for that split second. It's possible i do it unconciously. Really nothing to see though, unless the guy is
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So harsh ....

Ugly people need love too...!

of course they do but having a mentle immage being painted in your head can be quite unenjoyable......
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i never look in that general region not really that interested ... prefer personality
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If I see someone I'm really attracted to then I kinda scan their whole body subconsciously, how is it my fault if they have something worth noticing in that region?
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19-12-2008, 22:40   #11
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Yes, I do catch myself doing this on occasion. Moreso a few months ago than now.
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I've caught myself doing this on more than one occasion recently.

I'm putting this down to the current dry spell though...
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Just be subtle about it girls. On more than one occassion when I've been out I have spotted girls 'crotch watching' me. It's very hard to keep a conversation going when you know someone is sneaking glances at your crotch.
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Just be subtle about it girls. On more than one occassion when I've been out I have spotted girls 'crotch watching' me. It's very hard to keep a conversation going when you know someone is sneaking glances at your crotch.
put the mouse back in the house and they won't be distracted so much...
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This thread has massive potential to turn into a train wreck, so keep the sleaze to a minimum please gentlemen or I will be dishing out infractions and may be forced to close the thread.

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Thanks for the warning before anyone actually said anything. Sheeesh.
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