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irish_boy90 · 24-05-2008, 00:30

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Noisy, will attract the attention of other zombies.

your right. Get pistols or whatever gun has silencers. Keep the noisey ones for when theres no other way.

ryukobain · 24-05-2008, 01:04

If civilisation still stands elsewhere and you are in a group ie witnesses, try to find the zombie version of someone you really hate, eg. your boss.
This way you get to brutally (kill) them without being done for murder, alternately if there is no law or witnesses try to feed the object of your hate to a zombie, before brutally dispatching them once they've (turned) therefore killing them twice!

pljudge321 · 24-05-2008, 21:47

Also remember to stay away from hot women, especially the up their own arse type, they'll be the first to be eaten/attacked.

Sod'o swords · 25-05-2008, 01:10

Always apply zombie repellent on foggy mornings and any other day types to look ripe for "the rise"

minidazzler · 25-05-2008, 02:46

Remember, Children are not the future they are a liability (but make great cover as they cant run too fast!!!)

Zombies DO NOT DIE unless you take there head OFF. Messing up the brain wont do much for a parasitic type where there is a Parasite in the neck of the victim. (They grow out of the zombie "Venom") The Head must come off.

With any gun you must have Dum-dum bullets to unless a Shottie cos they are good enough as they are.

Invest in a Leather Suit with a Kevlar inner liner. (Id love to see em bite through that!!!)

Michael Cravez · 25-05-2008, 10:04

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Originally Posted by minidazzler

Invest in a Leather Suit with a Kevlar inner liner. (Id love to see em bite through that!!!)

Good point, i think most riot gear would suffice for this. Hard thick leather alround + full face guarded helmet should prevent any bites or unsuspecting bites. Id like to propose a prototype suit to be tried out which would be somthing like above - Riot Gear but also covering the entire gear with some sort of foul smelling substance like faeces or even old rotting flesh (NOT infected rotting flesh) or some sort of spray. The riot gear would have a gas mask so that the foul smell will not make the user feel sick but i think that such a suit could allow us to walk around without getting noticed by zombies. Zombies have quite poor sight and rely on smell of fresh human flesh to target prey, if they can't smell fresh human meat then they should not bother with those with the suits on as the foul smell will make them think it's one of them

Sod'o swords · 25-05-2008, 14:09

If you're traveling in a group make sure you're not the annoying loud guy, the really quiet guy,a normal backround guy or the black guy who for some reason is always eaten first. try and be the leader, the leader is usually the main character so you'll most likely survive until the final chase scene.

MikeHoncho · 25-05-2008, 14:33

Start getting used to the taste of tined fruits and meats now. The will be your only source of sustinance in the long months following the Zombie Apocalypse.

SPAM is the friend of the Zombie survivalist.

**Dr.Poca** · 25-05-2008, 21:07

Try to discover if any other countries have been infected.

You wouldnt want to cross the water to the UK only to find a port full of Zombies waiting there too

So many people wasted in vain...

Anyenama · 25-05-2008, 21:38

well, this is all already done in Max Brooks-"The Zombie Survival Guide"

unreggd · 25-05-2008, 23:22

Max Brooks is a zombie

if you read the book you will clearly see it concludes to itchy itchy tasty

S.I.R · 26-05-2008, 01:32

if tit where me it would be me and 4000 ak-47 rounds... and a ak-47.... the worlds most deadly wepon, never breaks just needs oiling and a new firing pin now and then....

the first round of a ak-47..... Deadly to say the least... its quiet heavy to so if you run out of bullets, swing like a Kerry hurler !

DrMorphine · 29-05-2008, 07:53

Aim for the head and not the body. It really annoys me for some reason when watching movies they are aiming for the chest haha

Dartz · 30-05-2008, 22:22

Buy a motorcycle.

Ride through the girdlock... filtering as you go.

Live on farm on bog in Offaly. Plenty of food, fuel and isolated enough. Also, near enough source of water and a power-station, if you play your cards right.

Edenderry/Clonbullogue should be far enough.

Akrasia · 01-06-2008, 16:15

Its a little known fact about zombies that they are strangely attracted to the smell of Marmite.

If you have any marmite near you you should definitely consider getting rid of it. Or better yet, spread some around areas where you have dug up mass zombie capturing pits (a bit like leaving a jam jar with water in it outside to kill wasps)

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24-05-2008, 01:04	#17
ryukobain Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Drawda Posts: 40 Adverts \| Friends	If civilisation still stands elsewhere and you are in a group ie witnesses, try to find the zombie version of someone you really hate, eg. your boss. This way you get to brutally (kill) them without being done for murder, alternately if there is no law or witnesses try to feed the object of your hate to a zombie, before brutally dispatching them once they've (turned) therefore killing them twice!

24-05-2008, 21:47	#18
pljudge321 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,100 Adverts \| Friends	Also remember to stay away from hot women, especially the up their own arse type, they'll be the first to be eaten/attacked.

25-05-2008, 01:10	#19
Sod'o swords Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Swords, believe it or not Posts: 1,787 Adverts \| Friends	Always apply zombie repellent on foggy mornings and any other day types to look ripe for "the rise"

25-05-2008, 02:46	#20
minidazzler Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Mahon, Cork. Posts: 13,513 Adverts \| Friends	Remember, Children are not the future they are a liability (but make great cover as they cant run too fast!!!) Zombies DO NOT DIE unless you take there head OFF. Messing up the brain wont do much for a parasitic type where there is a Parasite in the neck of the victim. (They grow out of the zombie "Venom") The Head must come off. With any gun you must have Dum-dum bullets to unless a Shottie cos they are good enough as they are. Invest in a Leather Suit with a Kevlar inner liner. (Id love to see em bite through that!!!)

25-05-2008, 14:09	#22
Sod'o swords Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Swords, believe it or not Posts: 1,787 Adverts \| Friends	If you're traveling in a group make sure you're not the annoying loud guy, the really quiet guy,a normal backround guy or the black guy who for some reason is always eaten first. try and be the leader, the leader is usually the main character so you'll most likely survive until the final chase scene.

25-05-2008, 14:33	#23
MikeHoncho Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Dublin Posts: 1,700 Adverts \| Friends	Start getting used to the taste of tined fruits and meats now. The will be your only source of sustinance in the long months following the Zombie Apocalypse. SPAM is the friend of the Zombie survivalist.

25-05-2008, 21:07	#24
Dr.Poca Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Dublin Posts: 2,002 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Rock & Metal	Try to discover if any other countries have been infected. You wouldnt want to cross the water to the UK only to find a port full of Zombies waiting there too So many people wasted in vain...

25-05-2008, 21:38	#25
Anyenama Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5 Adverts \| Friends	well, this is all already done in Max Brooks-"The Zombie Survival Guide"

25-05-2008, 23:22	#26
unreggd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,749 Adverts \| Friends	Max Brooks is a zombie if you read the book you will clearly see it concludes to itchy itchy tasty

26-05-2008, 01:32	#27
S.I.R Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: i live in a house, a very big house in the country Posts: 2,801 Adverts \| Friends	if tit where me it would be me and 4000 ak-47 rounds... and a ak-47.... the worlds most deadly wepon, never breaks just needs oiling and a new firing pin now and then.... the first round of a ak-47..... Deadly to say the least... its quiet heavy to so if you run out of bullets, swing like a Kerry hurler !

29-05-2008, 07:53	#28
DrMorphine Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,168 Adverts \| Friends	Aim for the head and not the body. It really annoys me for some reason when watching movies they are aiming for the chest haha

30-05-2008, 22:22	#29
Dartz Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Dublin Posts: 2,381 Adverts \| Friends	Buy a motorcycle. Ride through the girdlock... filtering as you go. Live on farm on bog in Offaly. Plenty of food, fuel and isolated enough. Also, near enough source of water and a power-station, if you play your cards right. Edenderry/Clonbullogue should be far enough.

01-06-2008, 16:15	#30
Akrasia Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,265 Adverts \| Friends	Its a little known fact about zombies that they are strangely attracted to the smell of Marmite. If you have any marmite near you you should definitely consider getting rid of it. Or better yet, spread some around areas where you have dug up mass zombie capturing pits (a bit like leaving a jam jar with water in it outside to kill wasps)