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The Chessplayer · 31-01-2008, 22:05

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Originally Posted by ancientdog

well all pretty good sugestions but,think about this ,18...out of school...not a pupil...i know what could happen...friendly see how it goes.

Listen, chap, you haven't got a chance, that is unless she is seriously desperate and/or fat.

The Chessplayer · 31-01-2008, 22:06

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Originally Posted by ancientdog

I dont know if you know this but i know that go for it comments are all jokes...yeah...I just wanted to see what peoples views and thoughts were about this subject seeing as many people probally most people replying liked a teacher....am i right...me thinks i am.

Better watch this fella, he's a clever one!

Fanny Wank · 31-01-2008, 22:18

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Originally Posted by kizzyr

...She is still your teacher and in a position of authority over you ....

This is surely just turning the OP on more

*randylonghorn* · 31-01-2008, 23:45

Hell, it's turning me on, who the hell cares about the OP?!

Cokehead Mother · 31-01-2008, 23:46

Watch Notes on a Scandal. NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.

The Chessplayer · 01-02-2008, 13:24

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Originally Posted by Fanny Wank

This is surely just turning the OP on more

What's OP stand for?

Sherifu · 01-02-2008, 13:27

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Originally Posted by The Chessplayer

What's OP stand for?

Old perverts

Baudelaire · 01-02-2008, 13:30

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Originally Posted by The Chessplayer

What's OP stand for?

300+ posts and you don't know what "OP" stands for

there's no way you play chess, you're not nerdy enough

"OP" stands for "Original Poster" or sometimes "Original Post" depending on the context

gillyfromlyre · 01-02-2008, 13:43

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Originally Posted by ejmaztec

She'll probably give you a damn good whipping for insolence, if you play your cards right.

I'd say shes flicking her deck now thinking of him

cunnins4 · 01-02-2008, 13:49

There is no way that anything bad come come from this OP, it's got winner written all over it.

A guy in my school ended up going out with a teacher for a few years. She was a wee bit fat though.

Rob_l · 01-02-2008, 14:14

Oh teachers yeah uh what

WiDGe-> · 01-02-2008, 14:23

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Originally Posted by Spilly

There was a gender challenged but adult substitute instructor that used to take lads out driving at night around the grounds and sometimes out to the street lane.One lad said that he received oral stimulation to the genitialia one night. The substitute wouldnt drive him back with him and he was left with his langer hanging out in a laneway with a strange smell of alkyl nitrites on his todger.

ha wtf!? explain more, this post deserves a thread of its own.

**seraphimvc** · 01-02-2008, 14:42

what's the problem of shagging your teacher (even if you're still in school at that time)??

lots of japanese students do that!!

keltoms · 01-02-2008, 15:08

just wait until lunchtime and ask her if u can you put ur banana in her lunchbox, if she says yes - ur in

Dinter · 01-02-2008, 16:11

It's very important that you show her you're interested because she's the one taking the chance with her career by getting it on with you.

The best way to do this is follow her around. Try to find out where she lives and follow her home, roughly two paces behind her. When she asks you what you're doing, look away and don't answer because you're playing hard to get. Then when she moves off follow her again. If she speeds up it's obvious she wants to go somewhere private with you so make sure you walk faster. Breath in and out really loudly and stamp your feet so she can be sure she knows your right there behind her and interested. On no account speak to her. Just make suggestive gestures at your crotch so she knows you mean business.

Also remember to bring her presents. It's amazing how touched and impressed a woman can be if you bring her roadkill or some of your mother's underwear. This shows your caring side.

I guarantee you'll definitely get sex if you follow my advice*.

*It may be in prison though.

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31-01-2008, 23:45	#64
randylonghorn Exactly what it says on the tin! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Anywhere but reality ... Posts: 20,937 Adverts \| Friends CMod: Humour, Leaving Cert, The Graduates, The Nocturnal Forum, Rec, Rec Mods	Hell, it's turning me on, who the hell cares about the OP?!

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Cokehead Mother Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 756 Adverts \| Friends	Watch Notes on a Scandal. NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.

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cunnins4 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 874 Adverts \| Friends	There is no way that anything bad come come from this OP, it's got winner written all over it. A guy in my school ended up going out with a teacher for a few years. She was a wee bit fat though.

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keltoms Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Doubling Posts: 195 Adverts \| Friends	just wait until lunchtime and ask her if u can you put ur banana in her lunchbox, if she says yes - ur in

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Dinter Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Dublin vi Posts: 1,486 Adverts \| Friends	It's very important that you show her you're interested because she's the one taking the chance with her career by getting it on with you. The best way to do this is follow her around. Try to find out where she lives and follow her home, roughly two paces behind her. When she asks you what you're doing, look away and don't answer because you're playing hard to get. Then when she moves off follow her again. If she speeds up it's obvious she wants to go somewhere private with you so make sure you walk faster. Breath in and out really loudly and stamp your feet so she can be sure she knows your right there behind her and interested. On no account speak to her. Just make suggestive gestures at your crotch so she knows you mean business. Also remember to bring her presents. It's amazing how touched and impressed a woman can be if you bring her roadkill or some of your mother's underwear. This shows your caring side. I guarantee you'll definitely get sex if you follow my advice. It may be in prison though.