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05-10-2007, 00:28   #1
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Anyone know??

Anyone know if "Po's" are still available??

Now that the cold weather is coming in there is nothing worse than trudging to the cludgie at 5am to have a pump.
Not being en suite was thinking of a Piss pot to save the journey,and savour the joys of pointing the porker over the side of the bed,filling the pot and turning over to go to zzzzzzzzzzs again.

Are they still on sale???
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05-10-2007, 00:41   #2
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A potty?! I'm sure they sell them in those kids shops...mothercare or the like!
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just piss on the floor, then you dont even have to empty anything.
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In it's defense, getting up for that piss makes getting back into the bed extremely satisfying
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05-10-2007, 01:53   #5
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You could just buy a bucket tbh. Do you have an outside toilet or something?
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05-10-2007, 02:38   #6
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Maybe you need a Stadium Pal.

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Maybe you need a Stadium Pal.
Fair play to them. A trendy colostomy bag!

Some of the reviews on that site are priceless!

How exactly did you manage to come across that site Ruu? You just can't bare to leave your precious boards to go to the toilet? Is that what the 4 a.m. back-up really is; you emptying your Stadium Pal?!
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Anyone know if "Po's" are still available??

Now that the cold weather is coming in there is nothing worse than trudging to the cludgie at 5am to have a pump.
Not being en suite was thinking of a Piss pot to save the journey,and savour the joys of pointing the porker over the side of the bed,filling the pot and turning over to go to zzzzzzzzzzs again.

Are they still on sale???
Ring your local A+E and ask where they buy theirs from.
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There's also the Stadium Gal.. Sign me up
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Ring your local A+E and ask where they buy theirs from.
'Why ask when you can take?'
It's like a smelly hotel - they expect things to be taken.
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Maybe you need a Stadium Pal.
Quote from the sales bumph"That comes to about 34oz. Inside the bag is a flutter valve at the top of the bag. "

Tks Ruu, looks like this could be the answer.
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Quote from the sales bumph"That comes to about 34oz. Inside the bag is a flutter valve at the top of the bag. "

Tks Ruu, looks like this could be the answer.
Its like it was created for you
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I can tell you this, well done Ruu, probable sale here.
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I can tell you this, well done Ruu, probable sale here.
Nah mate get your (mouldy)arse down to francis street and get a genuine victorian cahmber pot.A nice blue and white with floral design shouldnt cost you more than about 50 quid.In keeping with the contemerary theme you can throw the contents out the window of your bedsit at regular intervals to prevent a build up of vapours.
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Nah mate get your (mouldy)arse down to francis street and get a genuine victorian cahmber pot.A nice blue and white with floral design shouldnt cost you more than about 50 quid.In keeping with the contemerary theme you can throw the contents out the window of your bedsit at regular intervals to prevent a build up of vapours.
Lads, please keep your insults and talk of bodily fluids & excrement to the thunderdome. Thanks.
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