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11-04-2012, 16:27   #5386
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11-04-2012, 17:29   #5387
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I initially found this article to be rather plausible as an American Christian article. God damn commies....
http://christwire.org/2012/04/is-my-...-youth-trends/

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2. Bullying People of Faith:
Far too many teens are ignorantly embracing atheism without understanding the secret ramifications of the communism behind it. They gather in gangs on websites like Facebook and Twitter to harass innocent Christians about their heterosexuality, leaving normal children tearfully terrified. In many instances, the ringleaders behind atheism are pedophiles who use the thrill of bullying to draw your children away from the home for “hook ups” at motels and bus stops.

4. Fantasy Television Shows:
From Glee to Game of Thrones, farcical liberal storylines are promoted in our popular media in a broad attempt to make sodomy, paganism, cross-dressing and demonic possession appear “hip.” What sort of friends could your child possibly make at school if he or she were to exhibit these fascinations publicly?

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12-04-2012, 00:52   #5388
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Twitter users mocked him as "Patriarch of Switzerland and all Watches".


Leader of the the Russian Orthodox Church, Patriarch Kirill, who apparently took a vow of poverty when becoming a monk, is poorly doctored in a photo to airbrush out a luxury watch he was wearing.
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It appeared to have in mind stories in the media and on the internet alleging that its leader enjoyed luxuries that contravened the vow of poverty he took when he became a monk.

One concerned a lawsuit involving a large flat belonging to him in an exclusive district of Moscow. The lawsuit ended with damages of around $500,000 (£315,000) being awarded to a woman acting on behalf of the Patriarch, while a neighbour's flat was seized by bailiffs.

Another featured a $30,000 Swiss watch that the Patriarch was photographed wearing during a religious service in Ukraine in 2009.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17667782

And what is it with the religious and funny hats??
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12-04-2012, 09:36   #5389
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And what is it with the religious and funny hats??
Transmitter to hear what God is saying.

Apparently, God likes to say "Bling yo'self up, b*tch!" to the religious leaders.
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12-04-2012, 09:55   #5390
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And what is it with the religious and funny hats??
The special hats are for keeping the wearer out of touch with reality
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^ Nice one muppeteer ;you found the doctored photo. The watch itself has transubstantiated, but its reflection is still visible there in the polished table
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^ Nice one muppeteer ;you found the doctored photo. The watch itself has transubstantiated, but its reflection is still visible there in the polished table
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^^ Oh trollface!
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Hours of fun to be had on this website: http://www.catholicireland.net/talk2god/

It allows children to talk directly to God.Its fun thinking up the most sacriligious combo's you can come up with.
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^^ Especially the two on the left and right, Jesus. They have both lost their way.
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It allows children to talk directly to God.Its fun thinking up the most sacriligious combo's you can come up with.
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