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fitz0 · 06-03-2012, 11:26

That 2 Kings 15:16 verse is pretty vicious.

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Then Menahem smote Tiphsah, and all that were therein, and the coasts thereof from Tirzah: because they opened not to him, therefore he smote it; and all the women therein that were with child he ripped up.

So god is so loving he rips up pregnant women.

There is no context that can excuse this colossal piece of f*ckery.

Gbear · 06-03-2012, 11:29

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Originally Posted by fitz0

That 2 Kings 15:16 verse is pretty vicious.

So god is so loving he rips up pregnant women.

There is no context that can excuse this colossal piece of f*ckery.

NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

He ripped them up metaphorically.

**Penn** · 06-03-2012, 11:30

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Originally Posted by fitz0

That 2 Kings 15:16 verse is pretty vicious.

So god is so loving he rips up pregnant women.

There is no context that can excuse this colossal piece of f*ckery.

But society was different back then. Ripping up pregnant women isn't relevant today...

**robindch** · 06-03-2012, 12:02

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Originally Posted by fitz0

So god is so loving he rips up pregnant women.

Perhaps that's what religious people mean when they talk about having an "open heart"

**robindch** · 06-03-2012, 15:52

maximoose · 06-03-2012, 16:44

^I laughed a little more at the fact that the quote came from someone called "cocklord"

dmw07 · 06-03-2012, 17:03

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Originally Posted by maximoose

^I laughed a little more at the fact that the quote came from someone called "cocklord"

Childish giggle of the day winner, robindch!

joseph brand · 06-03-2012, 23:37

**robindch** · 07-03-2012, 16:56

Over in the Other Forum, antiskeptic posted a frankly unusual photo, one of a set of images sourced from here. The religious caption is "Forgiving others sets us free from emotional bondage, allowing us to move forward with his glorious plan".

Better caption anybody?

Sonics2k · 07-03-2012, 17:19

'I'm telling you man, stick em in a tent and save time'.

seamus · 07-03-2012, 17:21

"So remember our deal: I carry your gun and backpack all the way, and you'll reunite me with the rest of the Jews"

**Penn** · 07-03-2012, 17:21

"The Jews killed me. Now, it's payback time..."

Mark Hamill · 07-03-2012, 17:31

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Originally Posted by robindch

Better caption anybody?

"You didn't think you needed to bring a gun because you believe Jesus is on your side? How much ammo do you think I carry?"

Mark Hamill · 07-03-2012, 17:36

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Originally Posted by Penn

"The Jews killed me. Now, it's payback time..."

"The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This"

Sonics2k · 07-03-2012, 18:38

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