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Vexorg · 13-03-2007, 17:37

This forum and its users are so far above this form of behavior.

brianthebard · 13-03-2007, 17:39

You bastard you got there before me!!! Whats this for anyways??

Ruu · 13-03-2007, 17:40

*burp*

Vexorg · 13-03-2007, 17:56

I think Ruu may have captured some of the essence of the forum in his brief yet eloquant First Burp Post! (FBP!)

***Zaph*** · 13-03-2007, 18:00

I have the requisite beer gut but my hair show absolutely no signs of receding. Does that mean I can't use this forum?

Vexorg · 13-03-2007, 18:34

If you do not currently enjoy both the beer gut and receeding hair, I fear your contributions may not be taken seriously. However I'm sure that forum founder Robbo may look upon your handicap, see your misery, and allow you entry to the Hallowed Halls of BG&RH.

WhiteWashMan · 13-03-2007, 18:38

i feel....

....at home.

**dr.bollocko** · 13-03-2007, 18:38

Sweet.
Finally a *belch* forum for the things that I *fart* care about.
Maybe we could have a poll to see who's hair is the most receding? It might make some of us feel better. Whilst some of the rest of us will feel much worse.
But the glory of this forum is that beer is never so far away that you have to deal with sadness or sobriety.

**dr.bollocko** · 13-03-2007, 18:41

In fact, can I be a mod?
I'll get receding pube hair. I'll train up my beer belly to sing the fields of athenry at the boards beers. I promise you the earth, and all the beer, beer nuts, remote controls and big screen televisions with every sports channel in Europe on it if my beerguttish demibaldness is recognised in such a way...

***r3nu4l*** · 13-03-2007, 18:52

*scratches* (not head!)

/wanders away after leaving toilet seat up

c - 13 · 13-03-2007, 18:55

Is this like the male version of HoLL ?

or is it a free for all ?
/Pats beer belly

**dr.bollocko** · 13-03-2007, 19:03

Not to be sexist or anything, but just cos we have Beer bellys and pattern baldness doesnt mean that we have to reply to baldy beer drinking women on this forum.
Sher if they wanted us to listen they would have made some effort to look good. and brought us beer.
And a nice flat cap.
*Wanders into toilet after r3nu4l just left*
"Ah for **** sake."
*cracks window*
*farts*

**The Hill Billy** · 14-03-2007, 07:54

If fora were furniture, this would be a well-worn, brown leather EZ-Boy smelling faintly of farts with Cheezy Wotsit crumbs & 82c in change stuck down the side of the cushion.

* nestles butt in & pops a beer *

***Beruthiel*** · 14-03-2007, 08:08

Congrats Robbo in getting this forum up and running so speedily.

**The Hill Billy** · 14-03-2007, 08:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beruthiel

Congrats Robbo in getting this forum up and running so speedily.

Someone's left the door open & let the wimmins in!

13-03-2007, 17:37	#1
Vexorg Registered User Join Date: Jan 1998 Location: Dublin Posts: 806 Adverts \| Friends	Show some respect for this forum - none of your First Post - Wohoo Posts This forum and its users are so far above this form of behavior.

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13-03-2007, 17:39	#2
brianthebard Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Boho Galway, sinking into debt Posts: 15,455 Adverts \| Friends	You bastard you got there before me!!! Whats this for anyways??

13-03-2007, 17:40	#3
Ruu Closed Account Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 32,625 Adverts \| Friends	burp

13-03-2007, 17:56	#4
Vexorg Registered User Join Date: Jan 1998 Location: Dublin Posts: 806 Adverts \| Friends	I think Ruu may have captured some of the essence of the forum in his brief yet eloquant First Burp Post! (FBP!)

13-03-2007, 18:00	#5
*Zaph* Commander of The Internet Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha Posts: 26,084 Adverts \| Friends Admin: Aardvark, Dublin 15, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy	I have the requisite beer gut but my hair show absolutely no signs of receding. Does that mean I can't use this forum?

13-03-2007, 18:34	#6
Vexorg Registered User Join Date: Jan 1998 Location: Dublin Posts: 806 Adverts \| Friends	If you do not currently enjoy both the beer gut and receeding hair, I fear your contributions may not be taken seriously. However I'm sure that forum founder Robbo may look upon your handicap, see your misery, and allow you entry to the Hallowed Halls of BG&RH.

13-03-2007, 18:38	#7
WhiteWashMan Registered User Join Date: Feb 1998 Location: on a Pirate Ship. AAAAAARG! Posts: 19,591 Adverts \| Friends	i feel.... ....at home.

13-03-2007, 18:38	#8
dr.bollocko Category Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 31,237 Adverts \| Friends CMod: After Hours, Cool Vids & Pics & Links, Classic Rock, Ranting & Raving, SaG, The Thunderdome, Rec, Rec Mods	Sweet. Finally a belch forum for the things that I fart care about. Maybe we could have a poll to see who's hair is the most receding? It might make some of us feel better. Whilst some of the rest of us will feel much worse. But the glory of this forum is that beer is never so far away that you have to deal with sadness or sobriety.

13-03-2007, 18:41	#9
dr.bollocko Category Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 31,237 Adverts \| Friends CMod: After Hours, Cool Vids & Pics & Links, Classic Rock, Ranting & Raving, SaG, The Thunderdome, Rec, Rec Mods	In fact, can I be a mod? I'll get receding pube hair. I'll train up my beer belly to sing the fields of athenry at the boards beers. I promise you the earth, and all the beer, beer nuts, remote controls and big screen televisions with every sports channel in Europe on it if my beerguttish demibaldness is recognised in such a way...

13-03-2007, 18:52	#10
*r3nu4l* Administrator Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The unfashionable end of the Milky Way Posts: 14,091 Adverts \| Friends Admin: Bowling, Motivation and Personal Development, United Kingdom	scratches (not head!) /wanders away after leaving toilet seat up

13-03-2007, 18:55	#11
c - 13 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,135 Adverts \| Friends	Is this like the male version of HoLL ? or is it a free for all ? /Pats beer belly

13-03-2007, 19:03	#12
dr.bollocko Category Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 31,237 Adverts \| Friends CMod: After Hours, Cool Vids & Pics & Links, Classic Rock, Ranting & Raving, SaG, The Thunderdome, Rec, Rec Mods	Not to be sexist or anything, but just cos we have Beer bellys and pattern baldness doesnt mean that we have to reply to baldy beer drinking women on this forum. Sher if they wanted us to listen they would have made some effort to look good. and brought us beer. And a nice flat cap. Wanders into toilet after r3nu4l just left "Ah for **** sake." cracks window farts

14-03-2007, 07:54	#13
The Hill Billy Lonely Goatherd Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bern Posts: 9,592 Adverts \| Friends CMod: Dublin County North, East, Food & Drink, Region, Regional Mods	If fora were furniture, this would be a well-worn, brown leather EZ-Boy smelling faintly of farts with Cheezy Wotsit crumbs & 82c in change stuck down the side of the cushion. * nestles butt in & pops a beer *

14-03-2007, 08:08	#14
*Beruthiel* omnipotent and omniscient Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity Posts: 37,876 Adverts \| Friends Admin: Category Moderators, Mustard, PearTree House, Reported Posts, Subscribers	Congrats Robbo in getting this forum up and running so speedily.