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MrDub84 · 18-03-2010, 19:35

Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.

MrDub84 · 18-03-2010, 19:35

Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven

MrDub84 · 18-03-2010, 19:36

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

MrDub84 · 18-03-2010, 19:37

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

MrDub84 · 18-03-2010, 19:51

Q: What's got four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Tyson's dog.

MrDub84 · 18-03-2010, 19:51

Do you believe in love at first sight or do
I have to walk by you again?

MrDub84 · 18-03-2010, 19:52

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.

MrDub84 · 18-03-2010, 19:53

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late

MrDub84 · 18-03-2010, 20:03

Q. What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A. Where's popcorn?

bently · 23-03-2010, 22:02

How To Catch a Rabbit,?

Sit In a Field And Make a Noise like a Lettuce.....

Gneez · 24-03-2010, 12:44

How was copper wiring first invented?

two jews grabbed the same penny

admiralofthefleet · 24-03-2010, 20:09

how much are tickets to the next eminem concert?

50 cent

jc77 · 27-03-2010, 23:56

I love it when the clocks go forward, it means I can last longer than my usual 3 minutes.

**Penn** · 29-03-2010, 13:07

I read a book on glue last week. It was great. Then again, every book is great when you've been sniffing glue.

I bought a Muhammed Ali Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine last week. It's better than the George Foreman one, but it shakes a lot more.

I watched Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon last night. Those dragons are well hidden

DundalkDuffman · 29-03-2010, 21:30

Got crashed into by a rental car last week. Bloomin Hertz.

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18-03-2010, 19:35	#1681
MrDub84 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16 Adverts \| Friends	Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.

18-03-2010, 19:35	#1682
MrDub84 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16 Adverts \| Friends	Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911? A. She can't find the eleven

18-03-2010, 19:36	#1683
MrDub84 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16 Adverts \| Friends	If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

18-03-2010, 19:37	#1684
MrDub84 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16 Adverts \| Friends	Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!

18-03-2010, 19:51	#1685
MrDub84 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16 Adverts \| Friends	Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

18-03-2010, 19:51	#1686
MrDub84 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16 Adverts \| Friends	Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

18-03-2010, 19:52	#1687
MrDub84 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16 Adverts \| Friends	Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Right where you left him.

18-03-2010, 19:53	#1688
MrDub84 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16 Adverts \| Friends	I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late

18-03-2010, 20:03	#1689
MrDub84 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16 Adverts \| Friends	Q. What did baby corn say to mama corn? A. Where's popcorn?

23-03-2010, 22:02	#1690
bently Registered User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 50 Adverts \| Friends	How To Catch a Rabbit,? Sit In a Field And Make a Noise like a Lettuce.....

24-03-2010, 12:44	#1691
Gneez Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 509 Adverts \| Friends	How was copper wiring first invented? two jews grabbed the same penny

24-03-2010, 20:09	#1692
admiralofthefleet Closed Account Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 16,329 Adverts \| Friends	how much are tickets to the next eminem concert? 50 cent

27-03-2010, 23:56	#1693
jc77 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 253 Adverts \| Friends	I love it when the clocks go forward, it means I can last longer than my usual 3 minutes.

29-03-2010, 13:07	#1694
Penn Gonna burn your house down. With lemons. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Aperture Science Posts: 11,283 Adverts \| Friends CMod: Conspiracy Theories, Cool Vids & Pics & Links, Grand Theft Auto, Metal Gear Solid, Rec, Rec Mods	I read a book on glue last week. It was great. Then again, every book is great when you've been sniffing glue. I bought a Muhammed Ali Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine last week. It's better than the George Foreman one, but it shakes a lot more. I watched Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon last night. Those dragons are well hidden

29-03-2010, 21:30	#1695
DundalkDuffman Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: eh, ain't you seen my handle? Posts: 584 Adverts \| Friends	Got crashed into by a rental car last week. Bloomin Hertz.