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Roller Derby Names?

  • 07-05-2012 11:29pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭


    Some up and coming freshmeat in need of inspiration...come on AH, do your worst...

    oh and check for originality here


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Rockin Rose?


    i know a girl on that, she'd make bits of you


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,206 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Cybil War.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Rosy Posy


    Rockin Rose?


    i know a girl on that, she'd make bits of you

    tell her to come by here and say that to my face...:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    i'm confused!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Cybil War.

    Dee vicious


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,270 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    Wanda Fight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Rosy Posy wrote: »
    tell her to come by here and say that to my face...:D
    well, shes not, em, how do i put this... butch. but she's good at what she does


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,763 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Vaghof Dette - She's Russian


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭RichieC


    We're hicks - cause it's a hick "sport"


  • Registered Users Posts: 966 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Axl Rosy

    Rose Bush

    Rose, Rose, Rose your boat

    Rosy Parker

    Rose of the Machines

    On a side note, I think roller derby is less a sport and more a way for lesbians to meet each other. I know several girls who play it and all are gay/bi.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,645 ✭✭✭k.p.h


    Thought I was a man of this world.. Nothing could faze me..

    But I'm ****ed if I have a clue what this thread is about..

    Edit: I'l put the name "Careful Now" forward for consideration anyway


  • Registered Users Posts: 966 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    k.p.h wrote: »
    Thought I was a man of this world.. Nothing could faze me..

    But I'm ****ed if I have a clue what this thread is about..

    Edit: I'l put the name "Careful Now" forward for consideration anyway

    1. A "sport" exists called roller derby. It seems to be played exclusively by girls and from what I can tell its a mix of roller skating around in circles and lesbian wrestling.

    2. In order to play roller derby you must have an official "Roller Derby Name". Something that suggests you are tough and skate better than your opponents is the way to go.

    3. The OP is looking for suggestions as to what her Roller Derby name should be.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Doctor Jimbob


    1. A "sport" exists called roller derby. It seems to be played exclusively by girls and from what I can tell its a mix of roller skating around in circles and lesbian wrestling.

    2. In order to play roller derby you must have an official "Roller Derby Name". Something that suggests you are tough and skate better than your opponents is the way to go.

    3. The OP is looking for suggestions as to what her Roller Derby name should be.

    I haven't looked into this beyond this thread, and tbh I don't really intend to.
    I'm still gonna go ahead and call in nonsense though.
    Next!


  • Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭Chamone MF


    Yep, just been watching bits about it on youtube.
    Seems like it is indeed skating around in a big circle crossed with lesbian wrestling.
    some of the smashes were pretty cool, bit like a nascar driver smashing his opponent and sending him flying off the track.

    seems exclusively female.

    strange.

    well...time to do this on ice with batons and sticks, for the lads.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,390 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Rosy Rimmer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Wagon wheels

    Debby Destruction

    Fiona Fracture


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Derby payne


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    8 Wheeled Reaper


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Rosy Posy


    Whats with the inverted comma's "sport" comments? It involves two teams who compete against each other, there are clear rules for scoring points (a point for each member of the opposite team that the jammer passes), a referee, a winner and a loser...and requires a degree of fitness and skill. What makes it any less of a sport? The costumes and silly names? Only a small number of our club are lesbians too, most of us are mothers...

    Good start on the names but a lot of them are already taken... keep up the good work


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Mary Mayhem
    Roll around Sue
    Black Betty


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    I've seen them on the tube a few times, seems to be an excuse to dress up and express how zany you are, this explains it quite well

    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2010/10/18/whiter-shades-of-pale-44-roller-derby/


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,757 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    For anyone who doesn't know it...



    Funny stuff!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    What name did you go with?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Rosy Posy


    Doc wrote: »
    What name did you go with?

    Rage Against the Roisin

    most of the ones suggested here were taken


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Julie

    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Apparently any sport played by women is a "sport" :rolleyes:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    The state of them yolks on the Dublin team ffs


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    The state of them yolks on the Dublin team ffs

    There used to be a girl on here who played Roller Derby in Dublin, she was as sound as a pound and was quite the looker too! Not sure if she still does it tho!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Peig Slayer


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Skate wing with brown butter.

    http://fishcooking.about.com/od/fishfilletrecipe1/r/skate_bbutter.htm
    To be fair skate is an overly bony fish.


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