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Man gives woman oral sex, finds dead kitten in her nawnee...

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    #32
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Talk about manky gee...

    Imagine if she was a squirter


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    #33
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Talk about manky gee...

    Imagine if she was a squirter

    Viagara Falls


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    #34
    bmck
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭bmck


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Talk about manky gee...

    Imagine if she was a squirter

    whale and blowhole ...


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    #35
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    themadchef wrote: »
    "My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing".

    A prick in the wrong place there and she looks like she would go down as well.


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    #36
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    That is the most disturbing story in a long time. She only 25, wtf has she not realised she is killing herself? And the poor kitten, did she not feel anything when she tried to pee??? Or was it stuck up the other end, yuck! :eek:


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    #37
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I don't think that's a real story. If it is...


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    #38
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    barakus wrote: »
    Ah yes the sunday sport, the pinnacle of journalism:D

    The Daily Fail on steroids. :p


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    #39
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    “My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.

    If that would have been me I would have sobbed dead kitten or not!


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    #40
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    Zahir Famous Cinnamon wrote: »
    I don't think that's a real story. If it is...

    Sundaysport, I think your right.


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    #41
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users Posts: 16,272 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Whatever about finding a kitten down there, im just amazed she found a guy who was willing to venture in between those legs...


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    #42
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Zahir Famous Cinnamon wrote: »
    I don't think that's a real story. If it is...

    Don't be a buzz killington


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    #43
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users Posts: 18,581 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Whatever about finding a kitten down there, im just amazed she found a guy who was willing to venture in between those legs...


    They didn't show a picture of him..... wonder why:rolleyes:


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    #44
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    Anyone got a contact number for her?. Hey, its Friday!


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    #45
    Indubitable
    Registered Users Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    http://img4.memecenter.com/uploaded/1dafuq-did-i-just-read_24e2ce108204cf071262799f736247c9.jpg


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    #46
    MiNdGaM3
    Registered Users Posts: 921 ✭✭✭MiNdGaM3


    On the next episode of Bear Grylls, born survivor...


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    #47
    Killer Wench
    Registered Users Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    I... I can't. I just quit.

    *storms out of the room*


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    #48
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    MiNdGaM3 wrote: »
    On the next episode of Bear Grylls, born survivor...
    on the next episode of tallafornia...


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    #49
    Athlone_Bhoy
    Registered Users Posts: 325 ✭✭Athlone_Bhoy


    Sweet lord did he find the spot in the end?


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    #50
    Iang87
    Registered Users Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    the logistics of where his head and tongue and how ............. wait how narrow is this man


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    #51
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    Pu**y has a hairball, dreadful I know but couldn't help myself.


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    #52
    nlgbbbblth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Iang87 wrote: »
    the logistics of where his head and tongue and how ............. wait how narrow is this man

    I heard it was oral from behind...


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    #53
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE EATING PUSSY SO WE PUT A PUSSY IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PUSSY SO YOU CAN EAT PUSSY WHILE YOU EAT PUSSY!


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    #54
    mcmacness
    Registered Users Posts: 110 ✭✭mcmacness


    Ewwwww


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    #55
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    wotzgoingon wrote: »
    How could you go down on that. I wouldn't touch that fat b*tch with a ten foot pole.
    God knows how long it would take to find her pussy. Never mind give her a lick out.
    Andrewh1984 wrote: »
    She is sitting there proud as punch:confused:

    What a horrible looking beast.

    Charming!
    gurramok wrote: »
    That is the most disturbing story in a long time. She only 25, wtf has she not realised she is killing herself? And the poor kitten, did she not feel anything when she tried to pee??? Or was it stuck up the other end, yuck! :eek:

    Hahaha :pac: - shows that you've never been down on a woman or had sex with one and if you have the poor woman must have either bitten through her lip with pain or knocked you unconscious and run for the hills to your confusion. Have you no idea of the difference between the vagina and the urethra? :confused:
    The 55-stone blubbergut had earlier SQUASHED the unfortunate mog and its grisly fate only came to light when her beau discovered the pancake -flat cat in her folds of flab.

    I don't think that the boyfriend found the dead kitten in her nawnee as the OP so coyly terms it if you actually read the article but more probably on his way down. :D


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    #56
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Did...did...did she eat...the kitten then?


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    #57
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    wotzgoingon wrote: »
    How could you go down on that. .

    How would you find the clit, never mind the feckin, elusive g-spot???

    This reminded me of the very heavy man who had a rash on his stomach and during an inspection at A&E they discovered a six week old turkey and cranberry sandwich which had been lost between two rolls of flab.

    The thing I want to know is who called the press?


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    #58
    carbon nanotube
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 994 ✭✭✭carbon nanotube


    Teagan Easy Stress wrote: »
    http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1292

    Talk about pussy galore....


    saying that is gross....

    is the understatement of the century


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    #59
    Helium
    Registered Users Posts: 355 ✭✭Helium


    Problem is , she's so big she has a gravitational field around her pulling everything in.


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    #60
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Phill Ewinn wrote: »
    Cat drawn by smell of fish......
    There's an urban legend actually - woman comes home to find her flatmate getting her happy place licked by the cat.

    You'd want to be careful in that situation - the cat could bite.


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    #61
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Sadly for my eyes, i recall seeing that story a few years ago as well, seems they just dug it up..Much like the cat...


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