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  • #122
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Dudess wrote: »
    And not only that, but purple-monkey-dishwasher...

    Jaysus, you're on fire tonight Dudess.


  • #123
    Copper_pipe
    Registered Users Posts: 11,553 ✭✭✭✭Copper_pipe


    I thought the thread was called winking husband








    but then i clicked on it


  • #124
    Leiva
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Leiva


    Your all **** purely because I have just spat tea all over myself with laughter .

    This is comedy gold . 10/10

    God I love these threads .


  • #125
    GrumPy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    humberklog wrote: »
    Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science?

    Just noticed that Weird Science has two words together that break the "I before E except after C" rule.


    That rule is BS, I don't know why it exists tbh.


  • #126
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,087 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Why the hell is it TheZohanS now?


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  • #127
    working fool
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    I was w*anking lastnight wearing the girlfriends new dress !
    She told me it only cost 10€ in penneys
    I feel guilty now :-/


  • #128
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Dudess wrote: »
    I don't see her disputing that, just that she'd rather not hear him talk about it - so that seems like she is sufficiently leaving him alone to do his own thing. Are people deliberately misinterpreting her here, or just perhaps... a lil slow on the uptake?

    In fairness Micky, a rectal exam is pretty funny.

    i think you are the only one who has actually read it!

    also OTHER peoples rectal exams=hilarious! your own rectal exam=not so much....:)


  • #129
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    working fool wrote: »
    I was w*anking lastnight wearing the girlfriends new dress !
    She told me it only cost 10€ in penneys
    I feel guilty now :-/

    how very dare you:pac:


  • #130
    working fool
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    In fairness the stilettos where my own


  • #131
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
    What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

    I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

    Share please :)

    You sound like the type of woman who cheats on her husband and thinks its ok!


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  • #132
    Faolchu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Faolchu


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....


    well at least he's not doing it now over her in HER younger years


  • #133
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    There are a lot of wanker's on this thread.


  • #134
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    You sound like the type of woman who cheats on her husband and thinks its ok!

    cool story bro.....*whispers-your a knob head*


  • #135
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    cool story bro.....*whispers-your a knob head*

    Well if you lie about clothes you buy what else do you lie about?

    Plus does the thought of your husband **** off really disgust you? You hate the thought of him in a erect state!

    You're either an asexual person or you cheat!


  • #136
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Well if you lie about clothes you buy what else do you lie about?

    Plus does the thought of your husband **** off really disgust you? You hate the thought of him in a erect state!

    You're either an asexual person or you cheat!


    did you bother reading the thread of just read first few posta and write that??

    whatevers......

    actually yeah your dead right, i am a slut who cheats but cant stand my husband **** off etc. his erection scares me. thanks for the analysis.


  • #137
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    OP YOU CLEARLY WANT TO CASTRATE YOUR HUSBAND AND ALL MEN!!! :eek:


  • #138
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    thecornflake wrote: »
    Probably your husband tbh.

    what i look like my husband or you are my husband???? (you wish:D)


  • #139
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Dudess wrote: »
    OP YOU CLEARLY WANT TO CASTRATE YOUR HUSBAND AND ALL MEN!!! :eek:


    its true.....*sobs* i am a danger to myself and others....this thread was a cry for help:(


  • #140
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    Op, there's only one solution come clean about the money spending and offer him a threesome with a mate who looks like Melissa as penance.


  • #141
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    120_Minutes wrote: »
    Op, there's only one solution come clean about the money spending and offer him a threesome with a mate who looks like Melissa as penance.

    would that person be you?? *crosses fingers*


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  • #142
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    OP just think it could have been a lot worse, imagine if you were watching TV3 some night and he told you he had a 'pedal' over Vincent Brown :pac:

    Actually whatever happened to that Cassie girl who used to do the tweets for VB? She was a stunner, oh you'd get one out to her alright ;)


  • #143
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    kfallon wrote: »
    OP just think it could have been a lot worse, imagine if you were watching TV3 some night and he told you he had a 'pedal' over Vincent Brown :pac:

    Actually whatever happened to that Cassie girl who used to do the tweets for VB? She was a stunner, oh you'd get one out to her alright ;)


    sniggers-pedal.

    just realised i started this thread to find out what white lies make your relationships work but instead it desended into this.....sigh


  • #144
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    sniggers-pedal.

    just realised i started this thread to find out what white lies make your relationships work but instead it desended into this.....sigh

    Most of us just lurk on AH every day just waiting for threads about 'roughing up the suspect' so when this thread was composed it was like mannah from heaven for those of us who like to discuss the finer things in life like rashering the bejaysus out of one's self :P


  • #145
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    did you bother reading the thread of just read first few posta and write that??

    whatevers......

    actually yeah your dead right, i am a slut who cheats but cant stand my husband **** off etc. his erection scares me. thanks for the analysis.

    Of course I've read the whole thread. You've failed to justify any of your lies.

    What does your husband make of this thread?


  • #146
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Of course I've read the whole thread. You've failed to justify any of your lies.

    What does your husband make of this thread?

    Well he got a **** out to it :pac:


  • #147
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Son0vagun wrote: »

    What does your husband make of this thread?

    He's **** himself into oblivion over it.


  • #148
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Dudess wrote: »
    OP YOU CLEARLY WANT TO CASTRATE YOUR HUSBAND AND ALL MEN!!! :eek:

    LEAVE MY WILLY ALONE!! :mad:


  • #149
    cowzerp
    Registered Users Posts: 10,549 ✭✭✭✭cowzerp


    alphabeat wrote: »
    ** PUKES SPERM OUT OF WILLY***

    fixed.
    Faolchu wrote: »
    well at least he's not doing it now over her in HER younger years

    Yeah like he is whacking them out to the less attractive version :rolleyes:
    Sabrina on history channell = her husband not answering phone for 5 mins!

    Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.



  • #150
    alphabeat
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    cowzerp wrote: »
    fixed.


    you are a sick individual , sick i tells ya


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  • #151
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    .
    What things are better left unsaid/do the people of AH not need to know?

    Your weird little neuroses.


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