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Sarky · 21-01-2011 11:40pm

Ah, now. Don't tell me that this little fella wouldn't be improved by the addition of a fetching hat.

Fago! · 21-01-2011 11:48pm

Yes he would indeedily do look quite fly. He's a ninja and therefore more important than everyone and everything. Even corned beef, which is difficult to admit because I love corned beef!!! (the deli kind, not that crap in packets)

Squarewave · 21-01-2011 11:52pm

Misread packets as pockets.. Feeling slightly disappointed.

Fago! · 21-01-2011 11:54pm

Same dif.

Sarky · 21-01-2011 11:55pm

WELL HOT PISS! I WAS RIGHT!

Fago! · 21-01-2011 11:58pm

Zomg

Squarewave · 22-01-2011 12:02am

Do you think there's a niche market for pocket corned beef?

Sarky · 22-01-2011 12:03am

Do you mean beef that gets corned in your pocket or just corned beef that fits in there?

Squarewave · 22-01-2011 12:03am

I'm going to work on a prototype...

Squarewave · 22-01-2011 12:09am

Sarky wrote: »

Do you mean beef that gets corned in your pocket or just corned beef that fits in there?

The second one. I imagine it would be practical and nutritious. Also it would be an excellent conversation-starter at parties!

Squarewave · 22-01-2011 12:28am

Slight oversight.. The corned beef juice has soaked through my pocket and is currently running down my leg. It's not pleasant. I've pulled the plug on the project. I would like to apologise to our two shareholders, Fago! and Sarky. You will be reimbursed with the order for 6,000 cans of corned beef from Germany which I am unable to cancel.. Good day.

Sarky · 22-01-2011 1:56am

6,000? Awesome! I shall fashion a suit of corned beef! Then it won't MATTER if my pocket corned beef (copyright Sarky THATS RIGHT ITS MY INVENTION) goes leaky!

Fago! · 22-01-2011 2:31am

Canned corned beef!!!???

I'm out!!

leeking · 22-01-2011 2:36am

:rolleyes: I am a newbie and I got to say this is the silliest thread I have read so far - but i like it - I think!!!

Sarky · 22-01-2011 2:36am

More for me. I shall make a corned beef hat and monocle with your share.

Sarky · 22-01-2011 2:38am

NO CORNED BEEF FOR YOU LEEKING IT IS ALL MINE NOW

Squarewave · 22-01-2011 3:08am

But..! Lee King was the head of human resources!
Now who's going to tell the 27 Turkish factory workers I employed that they have been made redundant..?!

Fago! · 22-01-2011 3:11am

I will. I can be human resources manager. I'll change my name to Hugh Man.

Squarewave · 22-01-2011 3:22am

Do you speak Turkish?

Fago! · 22-01-2011 5:24pm

Squarewave · 22-01-2011 10:02pm

Meh, close enough..

23-01-2011 7:22pm

Whut?

Sarky · 23-01-2011 7:29pm

Well if you don't know I'm not telling you!

Also I'm banning you for 3 months.

Fago! · 23-01-2011 7:47pm

Sure why not a year?

Fago! · 23-01-2011 8:17pm

Just read over Amp's last thread. Who pissed in his cheerios that morning? wonderful piece of literature though.

Squarewave · 25-01-2011 10:01pm

YE SOULS WHO HAVE SUFFERED THE TORMENT OF ÆTERNAL BANNATION,
HEAR THE MIGHTY ROAR OF SNAILCAT!

Fago! · 26-01-2011 10:13pm

That will never get anywhere on time!!

I hereby revoke your 5 day hall pass!!

~~~~~~~ <

Squiggly lines ooh aah eeh

Squarewave · 29-01-2011 12:02am

~_~

Storminateacup · 29-01-2011 12:54am

That is one freakyass cat.

Toasty113 · 29-01-2011 1:20am

Squiggles for the Squiggle God, non-alphanumeric keys for the non-alphanumeric key throne!

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