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Is Atheism an Ice Cream?

  • 26-05-2012 1:54am
    #1
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭


    You knew it was coming!:D Now Discuss.

    Personally, I'd say so, and I'm proud to say I was once a Malted Ice (Tea) Cream. :)


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  • #2
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Is ice cream an atheism?


  • #3
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Is ice cream an atheism?

    Strictly speaking Ice Cream isn't alive (although some would dispute that!) but it would be an atheist because it doesn't believe in God. However whether or not it's an atheism is a little more perplexing and we have to get pensieve out on that one. . .


  • #4
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users Posts: 8,237 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Does this mean that Agnosticism is Ice-Cream with Jelly?


  • #5
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    I would guess that religion is vanilla, whereas Atheism is every other flavour.


  • #6
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Right so Vanilla is religion, therefore atheism is chocolate. We can also say from this theory that agnosticism is neapolitan. It takes into account religion (vanilla) and atheism (chocolate) while having its own spin on things (strawberry)

    WTF am I even doing?


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  • #7
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    joseph brand wrote: »
    I would guess that religion is vanilla, whereas Atheism is every other flavour.

    Most codies would disagree. Atheism is reality vanilla, every flavour and modification that was made after is religion.:)


  • #8
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    It depends on the type of ice cream I suppose.

    Don't forget that Neapolitan ice-cream can be claimed by the Catholics (the father, the son, and the other fella).

    Hmmmmm, Neapolitan ice-cream.
    I'd convert:

    300px-Neapolitan.jpg


  • #9
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Jernal wrote: »
    Most codies would disagree. Atheism is reality vanilla, ever flavour and modification that was made after is religion.:)

    Yay a schism!


  • #10
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,230 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Lads! I was only messin'!

    This could get out of hand....


  • #11
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Also I refuse to engage further in this thread until the title is rephrased as a question not some strange statement. It confuses and alarms me.


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  • #12
    gammygils
    Registered Users Posts: 17,225 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Don't know.
    Maybe I'm Super Split!!! :p


  • #13
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,230 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Also I refuse to engage further in this thread until the title is rephrased as a question not some strange statement. It confuses and alarms me.
    And its not nice to confuse and alarm people.


  • #14
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    endacl wrote: »
    Lads! I was only messin'!

    This could get out of hand....

    You DARE mock ATHEISM or ICE CREAM!!?

    Stargate-SG1-Ba'al.jpg


  • #15
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Also I refuse to engage further in this thread until the title is rephrased as a question not some strange statement. It confuses and alarms me.

    Yes, typical atheist method of confusing the proletariat.
    A lot of people may think that Atheism is an ice-cream and hence a good thing, since it's phrased as a statement.


  • #16
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Also I refuse to engage further in this thread until the title is rephrased as a question not some strange statement. It confuses and alarms me.

    For thee, I shall make this one and only concession. The title amended now it be.


  • #17
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    endacl wrote: »
    And its not nice to confuse and spent people.

    Damn you! I honestly said "what the hell" and then the eureka/embarrassed moment hit. Edit - Ye ninja editor! It was better in it's original because it confused me! I though that was the clever prank


  • #18
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,230 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    You see, when you were a child you only had a little cone, and it was easy to fill. Now, as an adult with a much bigger cone, your faith in ice cream needs frequent topping up with chopped hazlenuts and banana.

    Feck. I got it wrong. Atheism is a lack of ice cream.

    Sorry for any confusion.


  • #19
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Jernal wrote: »
    Most codies would disagree. Atheism is reality vanilla, every flavour and modification that was made after is religion.:)

    I was thinking that vanilla represented blinkered tunnel vision religion, whereas Atheism opened the mind to reality (all the other flavours).

    Maybe it's the Black Bush I'm drinkin, I dunno. :)


  • #20
    Gbear
    Registered Users Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    It's probably just as well that Dades actually goes to bed sometimes.

    Teehee. When the cat's away the mice will open frivolous parody threads.:pac:


  • #21
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Atheism is like like starwberry, stawbery is for fags!

    Really? 2 times? In the same post? Spelt wrong in different ways? What is with you people tonight?


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  • #22
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Atheism is like like starwberry, stawbery is for fags!

    Indeed

    Kiss-strawberry-cigarettes.jpg


  • #23
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,230 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    endacl wrote: »
    And its not nice to confuse and spent people.

    Damn you! I honestly said "what the hell" and then the eureka/embarrassed moment hit. Edit - Ye ninja editor! It was better in it's original because it confused me! I though that was the clever prank
    Damn me?!? Damn smartphone autocorrect!


  • #24
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Atheism is like like starwberry, stawbery is for fags!

    What's a starwberry, or a stawbery for that matter? You spelled Atheism correctly though. :D


  • #25
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Gbear wrote: »
    It's probably just as well that Dades actually goes to bed sometimes.

    Teehee. When the cat's away the mice will open frivolous parody threads.:pac:

    Ssssshhhhhhhh!


  • #26
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    endacl wrote: »
    Damn me?!? Damn smartphone autocorrect!

    You should have stayed quiet. It was like one of those witty highbrow jokes "It's not nice to confuse people or purple monkey dishwasher a giraffe"


  • #27
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,230 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Gbear wrote: »
    It's probably just as well that Dades actually goes to bed sometimes.

    Teehee. When the cat's away the mice will open frivolous parody threads.:pac:
    There's a parody thread? Where?


  • #28
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Gbear wrote: »
    It's probably just as well that Dades actually goes to bed sometimes.

    Teehee. When the cat's away the mice will open frivolous parody threads.:pac:

    Hang on are you mocking my original post. I assure you I put a lot of thought and consideration into that post. I'm offended by your remarks that it was frivolous question. :(


  • #29
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,230 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    endacl wrote: »
    Damn me?!? Damn smartphone autocorrect!

    You should have stayed quiet. It was like one of those witty highbrow jokes "It's not nice to confuse people or purple monkey dishwasher a giraffe"
    Bugger. Next time...


  • #30
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    endacl wrote: »
    There's a parody thread? Where?

    Get back on topic or the thread will be closed.

    Yes, Atheism is like a box of chocolates.


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  • #31
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,230 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Kivaro wrote: »
    endacl wrote: »
    There's a parody thread? Where?

    Get back on topic or the thread will be closed.

    Yes, Atheism is like a box of chocolates.
    Suitably chastened, and head hanging in shame....


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