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Someone in RTE is surely having a laugh

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  • #2
    Noopti
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    Nice headline! :D


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Its RTE - its a full time laugh!


  • #4
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    That is phrased really bizarrely, it's clearly deliberate


  • #5
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I'm sure all these celebs are hearing about each others stories lately and thinking "now would be a good time to do the dirt!" and starting their lives of sin...all of them are at it constantly, it's just become the "new big thing" to report on! sad...who gives a **** about ashton and cameron? SHE'S 47! fuk something younger.


  • #6
    Davidius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I didn't even know who that was until you posted that.


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  • #7
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    What is this I don't even


  • #8
    knird evol
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    Next thing they will be saying that Wayne Rooney is traveling to another country


  • #9
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I wonder will he have a Swiss roll?


  • #10
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    With the latest revelations in the newspapers it would seem that Rooney is just like all the other footballers in the Premier League:



    Male.:D


  • #11
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    With the latest revelations in the newspapers it would seem that Rooney is just like all the other footballers in the Premier League:



    Male.:D

    Except with a head like a new season potato


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  • #12
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    With the latest revelations in the newspapers it would seem that Rooney is just like all the other footballers in the Premier League:



    Male.:D

    I don't understand. Are you saying 'male' is a byword for cheating on your spouse and using prostitutes?


  • #13
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    There was a young footballer called rooney
    Who got caught with a prozzy, what a looney
    He spent all his dosh On a ride and a nosh
    Well he had to cause he aint no George Clooney


  • #14
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    its RTE.

    Theyre probably not even aware that its funny !

    :)


  • #15
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Saw a headline in The Star recently after Ronan Keating's marital trouble. Apparently he tried to pay yer wan hush money to sut her up and the headline was "Ronan tries to gag lover". Defo a subeditor having a chuckle.


  • #16
    heyheyhey1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭heyheyhey1982


    http://www.rte.ie/sport/tennis/2010/0907/usopenm1.html

    there is someone in the sports department having a right old laugh:D


  • #17
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Oh God, a wit lurks in the RTE website. :(


  • #18
    Einhard
    Registered Users Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    constitutionus wrote: »
    its RTE.

    Theyre probably not even aware that its funny !

    :)

    No doubt they'll fire the headline writer when someone brings it to their attentiion...


  • #19
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Given that its the RTE website I'm surprised the headline isnt something like this:

    Wyane Roonie praying away form hoem.:rolleyes:


  • #20
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    It's a field day for RTE!
    1957 Wayne Rooney scores away from home again.

    http://www.rte.ie/sport/2010/0907/live_ireland_andorra_russia.html


  • #21
    MarkGrisham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭MarkGrisham


    Either somebody's taking the piss, or they're really naive.


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  • #22
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    these are all timing out for me.

    Care to fill us un as to what they said?


  • #23
    allanb49
    Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    The rooney one i know alluded to him playing away from home in last nights match and scoring away from home nudge nudge wink wink, the second i don't know.


  • #24
    allanb49
    Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    RTE - Headlines

    Djokovic batters Fish at Flushing Meadows

    Wayne Rooney scores away from home again.


    Rooney available to play away from home
    Monday, 6 September 2010 16:23


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