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WTF??!!!? - The 'What The F*ck' Thread

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    #1832
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    :rolleyes:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH3exI6I1iY


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    #1833
    Tony EH
    Registered Users Posts: 18,905 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    Only one thing scarier than a great white shark. That's a great white shark that looks likes bleedin Satan laughing

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    #1834
    New Home
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    #1835
    New Home
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    #1836
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    Simple, don't buy apple products, see what investors think about that! Lost my respect when they started soldering ram into into iMacs.


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    #1837
    [Deleted User]
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    iLikeWaffles wrote: »
    Simple, don't buy apple products, see what investors think about that! Lost my respect when they started soldering ram into into iMacs.
    I never did, and never will, they're just corporate bullies pushing their weight around. All it needs is for the Apple fanboys to complain about the planned obsolescence and inability to repair, coupled with a threat to boycott future products for them to change course.


    I can't see them doing that though, gotta have the newest iCrap!


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    #1838
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    They are made to be upgrading to the next model. Can never understand why people buy the new one every year. If I was spending that much I'd want it to last at least 10 years, as it should. Never saw the incentive to buy an iPhone myself, had a Galaxy Sii up until last year.


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    #1839
    mad muffin
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJehlr1tEw


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    #1840
    New Home
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    There's one born every day...

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    #1841
    New Home
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    #1842
    punisher5112
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    Oh no he didn't did he......


    25 gallons, dear god......


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    #1843
    New Home
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    Obviously there should be more psychiatrists around...


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    #1844
    punisher5112
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    New Home wrote: »
    Obviously there should be more psychiatrists around...

    That and straight jackets.


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    #1845
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    ^ It's been debunked online before https://www.thatsnonsense.com/man-break-burger-king-drink-gallons-frying-oil-fact-check/

    Also 25 gallons = about 95 liters, 95 liters of oil = 88 kg of oil. Physically impossible.


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    #1846
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Lady Haywire wrote: »
    ^ It's been debunked online before https://www.thatsnonsense.com/man-break-burger-king-drink-gallons-frying-oil-fact-check/

    Also 25 gallons = about 95 liters, 95 liters of oil = 88 kg of oil. Physically impossible.

    Oh well.,


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    #1847
    New Home
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    Ok, we can cut back on psychiatrists, so.


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    #1848
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    Fun fact the kilogram used to be measured with liquid but it not a precise measurement as liquid weighs more at different temperatures, higher temperatures is lost through evaporation and lower temperatures its heavier, frozen its 10% heavier.
    Lady Haywire wrote: »
    ^ It's been debunked online before https://www.thatsnonsense.com/man-break-burger-king-drink-gallons-frying-oil-fact-check/

    Also 25 gallons = about 95 liters, 95 liters of oil = 88 kg of oil. Physically impossible.

    95 litres == 95 kg's, couldn't see anyone survive after 1 litre.


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    #1849
    New Home
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    I was taught that 1 litre was 1 kilo of water, and that other liquids weighed differently.


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    #1850
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    New Home wrote: »
    I was taught that 1 litre was 1 kilo of water, and that other liquids weighed differently.

    Depends on the viscosity of the oil/liquid, 1 litre of vegetable oil would be slightly more than 1 kg were as 1 litre of oil oil could weigh 80% less than water depending on the temperature of both. Hot cooking oil would weigh less or near enough the same as the same volume of water.


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    #1851
    oleras
    Registered Users Posts: 2,721 ✭✭✭oleras


    iLikeWaffles wrote: »
    Depends on the viscosity of the oil/liquid, 1 litre of vegetable oil would be slightly more than 1 kg were as 1 litre of oil oil could weigh 80% less than water depending on the temperature of both. Hot cooking oil would weigh less or near enough the same as the same volume of water.

    Oil weighs less than water, any oil, cooking or otherwise, hence why it floats on water.


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    #1852
    oleras
    Registered Users Posts: 2,721 ✭✭✭oleras


    iLikeWaffles wrote: »
    Fun fact the kilogram used to be measured with liquid but it not a precise measurement as liquid weighs more at different temperatures, higher temperatures is lost through evaporation and lower temperatures its heavier, frozen its 10% heavier.



    95 litres == 95 kg's, couldn't see anyone survive after 1 litre.

    Frozen water is heavier ? Thats why it floats ? :confused:


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    #1853
    Charlie-Bravo
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    No, no, no. Water is at its most dense at 4 °C, then expands as it freezes and reaches about 9% extra in volume. Hence the amount of burst pipes in winter time as water expands as it freezes.

    So with the same weight of 1kg of ice, it's volume is about 1.09 litres, so it now floats on water. Simples :)

    /back on topic.

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    #1854
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    oleras wrote: »
    Oil weighs less than water, any oil, cooking or otherwise, hence why it floats on water.


    The weight of 1 kg oil will always be more than 1 litre of oil. Water has a max density at 4°C.


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    #1855
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    FFS move on. :p


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    #1856
    Timberrrrrrrr
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    #1857
    New Home
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    #1858
    Mooooo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,611 ✭✭✭Mooooo


    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.html


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    #1859
    Tony EH
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    New Home wrote: »
    Ok, we can cut back on psychiatrists, so.

    Oh bugger. I just went out and bought a psychiatrist degree and all.


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    #1860
    New Home
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    Dr Nick, is that you?


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    #1861
    Tony EH
    Registered Users Posts: 18,905 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    Hi Everybody!


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