chap that was waking up after an operation and saw the surgeon by his bed.
"Oh doctor how did it go?"
"Well Mister Smith so good news and some bad, What do you want first?"
"Give me the bad news"
"I regret I have had to amputate you both legs off below the knee."
" Oh my god so what is the good news?"
" Mister Jones in the next t bed wants to buy your slippers."