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Today, 00:05   #7501
Benteke
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chap that was waking up after an operation and saw the surgeon by his bed.

"Oh doctor how did it go?"

"Well Mister Smith so good news and some bad, What do you want first?"

"Give me the bad news"

"I regret I have had to amputate you both legs off below the knee."

" Oh my god so what is the good news?"

" Mister Jones in the next t bed wants to buy your slippers."
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What do you call a Chinese women with no legs??


Dragon lips.
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A School teacher asked the kids in class to tell her a short story with the word Contagious in it.

The first kid said: My Mum said that the Measles is contagious.
Teacher: Well done Timmy.
Next kid: My Dad said that the Mumps are contagious.
Teacher: Well done Seany.
Next kid: My Dad said that our neighbour was painting their house outside...
Teacher: Yes Johnny, go on...
Johnny: Well Dad said that my neighbour was using a small roller brush...
Teacher: Go on Johnny...
Johnny: Well Dad said that it will take the contagious!
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