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the funniest bits of the wire

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    #32
    tdv123
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭tdv123


    My favorite funny moment is a pretty sad & shocking one but still undoubtedly one of the funniest thing ever put on television.

    Levy giving out to D'Angelo after D writes a letter to a victims family telling him to shut up, slapping him on the back of his head & telling him to "go, walk" as if D was just a dog who pooped in someones shoe.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY_5KP9cHRI


    5:53 - "shhhhhhuuuuut upppp"


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    #33
    tdv123
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭tdv123


    Surprised nobody mentioned this either yet.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2h9mCZuVG4


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    #34
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Rewatched the finale on Friday on Atlantic.

    The opening scene where Carcetti has just been told about the "serial killer", the situation is very serious and stern. Camera pans over to Norman who is breaking his ass laughing at it. Gave me a good laugh anyway.


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    #35
    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,219 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    gimmick wrote: »
    Rewatched the finale on Friday on Atlantic.

    The opening scene where Carcetti has just been told about the "serial killer", the situation is very serious and stern. Camera pans over to Norman who is breaking his ass laughing at it. Gave me a good laugh anyway.

    Norman was hilarious the whole way through. One of the funniest characters by far.


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    #36
    berettaman
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭berettaman


    I love the scene where they tell this criminal that a photocopier is a new type of lie detector. They have it preloaded with paper with true/false printed on it. they set the copy button going in reply to answers... The criminal caves in after a couple of questions... classic


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    #37
    Dandelion6
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    Helpneeded86 wrote: »
    Shocked no one has mentioned this...FBI profile serial killer !!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn0ylNZhOJI

    Just watched this ep again last night... this gets my vote. Look on McNulty's face is priceless.


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    #38
    jethro081
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    "hey mr. nuggett, you the bomb, we selling chicken faster than you can tear the bone out, so imma write my clownie ass name, on this fat ass check for you"

    never ceases to make me smile.


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    #39
    krudler
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    most of Prop Joe's lines are brilliant, my favourite is the "y'all would be some cadaverous motherfcukers".

    or Cheese telling the story about that chick who pulls a gun out of her knickers in one episode "bitch be pullin' a gun outta her pussy, that sh1t be unseemly yo"


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    #40
    batistuta9
    Registered Users Posts: 8,088 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    Cheese - You know who got the fattest asses and the best pussy?
    Slim - Who that?
    Cheese - Midgets, nígger.

    ______________________________________________________

    McNulty - It's just you, me, my partner and... what'd you say your name was?
    Bodie - I ain't say shít.
    McNulty - Just me, you, my partner and Mr. shít here.


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    #41
    sparkthatbled
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sparkthatbled


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLa5Bfw2cnA




    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L68E8xLtRLE


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    #42
    theteal
    Registered Users Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    because he does have a disturbingly funny walk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZyTRiHT8IA


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    #43
    Jovetic
    Registered Users Posts: 202 ✭✭Jovetic


    The Bunk is a strictly suit and tie mother****er


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    #44
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Prepare to laugh.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyewqmAKHto


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    #45
    trashcan
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    The "Desk" scene in the squad room. Brilliant. (Tried to post the clip from Youtube but it wouldn't work for me.)


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    #46
    Brussels Sprout
    Registered Users Posts: 6,516 ✭✭✭Brussels Sprout


    I actually laughed out loud during Season 5 in the scene where Bunk and McNulty bring Lester into an interrogation room and tell him the truth about McNulty's serial Killer.
    Bunk is delighted to see Freeman initially start to scold McNulty until he realises that Freeman actually agrees with the premise of his actions but simply disagrees on the execution. Bunks expression as Freeman starts advising McNulty on how better to sensationalise the murders is basically "I cannot believe wtf is happening-Am I the only sane person here?"


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    #47
    kryogen
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    If someone could post up the scene where Rawls has just dumped the 13 bodies on another colonel and goes to get him coffee please post it up, cant find it :)

    "That man is a God!"


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    #48
    miralize
    Registered Users Posts: 6,207 ✭✭✭miralize


    Namond: Bunny?
    Colvin: Only my friends call me Bunny.
    Namond: Yeah, but why?
    Colvin: You don't need to know. And if you tell anybody, I'll cut your balls off.

    :pac:


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    #49
    vitani
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    trashcan wrote: »
    The "Desk" scene in the squad room. Brilliant. (Tried to post the clip from Youtube but it wouldn't work for me.)



    Lester watching quietly just makes the scene.


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    michaelr666
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    #51
    LMK
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    The guy Bernard who was tasked with buying "burners" when he eventually gets arrested his relief at finally escaping his nagging girlfriend Squeak


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    MrStuffins
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    LMK wrote: »
    The guy Bernard who was tasked with buying "burners" when he eventually gets arrested his relief at finally escaping his nagging girlfriend Squeak

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2h9mCZuVG4


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    V8JOPcah.jpg


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    #54
    sixpack's little hat
    Registered Users Posts: 819 ✭✭✭sixpack's little hat


    That is brilliant!


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    #55
    Wacker The Attacker
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yWp-Byg0Sc


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    Wacker The Attacker
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZekrhML4frI


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    #57
    Wacker The Attacker
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzzMsAo-60k


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    #58
    e_e
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    The scene early on when they're getting briefed in the basement and there's all yelling and contruction work going on in the next room.

    Cracked me up on a rewatch, it's amusing how shambolic the unit was in the first few episodes. :D


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    #59
    e_e
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfsQaeIYWoY


    LAWYER TIME!


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    #60
    [Deleted User]
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    When McNulty asks the two fat cops to go down town to some department and search for a photo of Avon. They tell him to go f**k himself to which he responds by offering them a **** load of paperwork or something along that line so they then agree. Kima says 'Well that was impressive' and McNulty responds 'Well Im a leader of men' :D:D

    McNulty getting the two children to tag Stringer was funny too.


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    e_e
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