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Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

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    #1052
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    What has you so happy?

    *looks suspiciously at lala's new teeth*

    Lolz just cos I can put : + D together to make :D don't make me a happy anything :p

    I do need a drink though and beers are out of the question....any suggestions? ?


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    #1053
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    a pint of toilet duck for the lady coming right up;)


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    #1054
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    BBDBB wrote: »
    a pint of toilet duck for the lady coming right up;)

    Lala has way more class ;)


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    #1055
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Break out the BBQ kit.

    tumblr_m8hxriPtzy1qzikspo1_1280.jpg

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #1056
    patrickc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,874 ✭✭✭patrickc


    thanks Oldgoat

    beer me someone please


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    #1057
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Lala has way more class ;)


    in that case, make it a pint of toilet duck with a little paper umbrella in it for the classy lady ;)


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    #1058
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Break out the BBQ kit.

    tumblr_m8hxriPtzy1qzikspo1_1280.jpg

    Do you want to poison us with that muck?:eek::eek:

    Sorry now, but only proper sausages allowed in this forum;)
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    #1059
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    *tumbleweed floats by*

    Hi guys :)


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    #1060
    coolguy
    Registered Users Posts: 170 ✭✭coolguy


    Hi Princesslala


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    #1061
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Love this time of year....

    beer%20and%20bbq.JPG


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    #1062
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Yore table needs leveling. Get a beermat under the leg.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #1063
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Yore table needs leveling. Get a beermat under the leg.

    That's my specialy brewed gyroscopic beer, it levells itself when one is unsteady on ones feet, reduces potential spills, ahem. My table had been partaking of my overspills all day...


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    #1064
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Yore specialy brewed gyroscopic beer is making me see double. :D

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #1065
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Yore specialy brewed gyroscopic beer is making me see double. :D

    That's good, I'll take one you have the other.....:D


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    #1066
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    The beers are flowing...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLtxU0kOBwnK_ZBeWOz6ASSsK203jHBQmlEyVyjrYxdN7f_ZRRzA


    The birds are chatting...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUNMpRR0OJZhDHXDd8JF_xTYA6MpkoLEkwsC14sutFHm0v9BHN

    What more does one need...?


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    #1067
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    The beers are flowing...



    What more does one need...?

    Toilet Duck....apparently :pac:


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    #1068
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Evening brethren! This bar looks awfully empty. I remember when this was all fields (a.k.a 2008 :D)


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    #1069
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Evening brethren! This bar looks awfully empty. I remember when this was all fields (a.k.a 2008 :D)

    Welcome kind sir- drinks are on me for the next 20 minutes- name your poison:D


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    #1070
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I'd like a Jameson, large, with one cube of ice. Yeah, I know it ain't great.

    Worked in a bar when I was a younger fella, ask an ould boy would he like ice in his whiskey. He looked at me quite horrified and spit out these immortal words. "Ice? are you feckin' mad, that shyte sunk the Titanic"

    He's got a point. :p


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    #1071
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    *wanders in*

    Hmmmmmmm.


    *wanders out*


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    #1072
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Who was that masked man?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #1073
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I don't know but the till is empty :p


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    #1074
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,746 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Whiskey sour please, bartender.


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    #1075
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    The Hill Billy wrote: »
    Whiskey sour please, bartender.

    Here you go. Don't blame me if you get dogs abuse over this; the locals round here are a bit, erm, "traditional".

    678664573whiskey-sour.jpg


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    #1076
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,746 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Cheers for that! I used to prop up this bar a lot when it opened first. I've lost some hair & put on a few pounds since then. The oul' whiskey sours give me a bit of a cosmopolitan air. The laydeez like that sort of thing. ;)


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    #1077
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    The Hill Billy wrote: »
    Cheers for that! I used to prop up this bar a lot when it opened first. I've lost some hair & put on a few pounds since then. The oul' whiskey sours give me a bit of a cosmopolitan air. The laydeez like that sort of thing. ;)

    Yes, it's a laydeez drink alright...


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    #1078
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    ...and as yore drinkin' wimminz drinks you might as well get into the kitchen and rustle up some bacon samiches for the Brothers.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #1079
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    How I would love a proper bacon sandwich now. They do good ham here but it ain't the same.


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    #1080
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I actually had a lovely bacon, egg and cheese bap earlier. Damn, it was good.


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    #1081
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    That sounds good.

    I'm popping out for a late lunch, I can have something with pasta. I think I may turn into pasta.

    Might have a beer though, that would be nice.


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