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  • #3992
    Gunslinger99
    Registered Users Posts: 60 ✭✭Gunslinger99


    IzzyWizzy wrote: »
    the countdown is nearly up....have some great news to share tomorrow! please anyone who knows the 'truth', dont post anything here! so excited!

    Stupid attention whore...as if she thinks her life is a soap opera. Get over yourself, love. And all the idiots who keep 'liking' her self-obsessed statuses and posting comments, find a newhobby
    or something.

    Was there ever a big reveal to this gem ?


  • #3993
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    But.. the person isn't from Dublin :eek:

    Well, inside them beats the heart of a true scobe


  • #3994
    April O Neill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    The amount of people that think the "hope ur okay hun xxx" page is real never fails to amuse me, there's always at least 2-3 people commenting on every status telling her to learn to spell and get a job. Some people don't get the humour of it at all!

    I know, how could you "like" and follow that page without knowing it's a huge pisstake? :D Such a funny page though, best thing I ever liked on FB. :)


  • #3995
    daisybelle2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭daisybelle2008


    From failbook, looks like an Irish one

    http://cheezburger.com/7303222528


  • #3996
    daisybelle2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭daisybelle2008


    .


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  • #3997
    mariebeth
    Registered Users Posts: 892 ✭✭✭mariebeth


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    The amount of people that think the "hope ur okay hun xxx" page is real never fails to amuse me, there's always at least 2-3 people commenting on every status telling her to learn to spell and get a job. Some people don't get the humour of it at all!

    I'd love to be able to actually 'like' that page but even though I know it's a piss take, trying to read her updates would give me a headache!


  • #3998
    JohnMearsheimer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭JohnMearsheimer


    This is from a girl I worked with in Canada. She is the biggest gom and most delusional person I've ever met. Her Facebook posts keep me entertained!

    'Wooo deleting spree is turning out to be quite fun! 100 people gone so far! You should really look into your settings and stuff! It's amazing what you can & cannot control on here! Major clean up of my social networking all round.

    Just watched something on tv about Facebook and it was a bit of an eye opener! So I'm going to keep chopping away!! Got a couple of messages so far haha, sorry guys if you don't talk to me how the hell am I supposed to know you read the crap I post on here? You're all essentially stalkers if you're not friends! hahaha'


  • #3999
    yerwanthere123
    Registered Users, Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,282 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    JohnMearsheimer wrote: »
    This is from a girl I worked with in Canada. She is the biggest gom and most delusional person I've ever met. Her Facebook posts keep me entertained!

    'Wooo deleting spree is turning out to be quite fun! 100 people gone so far! You should really look into your settings and stuff! It's amazing what you can & cannot control on here! Major clean up of my social networking all round.

    Just watched something on tv about Facebook and it was a bit of an eye opener! So I'm going to keep chopping away!! Got a couple of messages so far haha, sorry guys if you don't talk to me how the hell am I supposed to know you read the crap I post on here? You're all essentially stalkers if you're not friends! hahaha'

    What. A. Moron.


  • #4000
    Custardpi
    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    JohnMearsheimer wrote: »
    This is from a girl I worked with in Canada. She is the biggest gom and most delusional person I've ever met. Her Facebook posts keep me entertained!

    'Wooo deleting spree is turning out to be quite fun! 100 people gone so far! You should really look into your settings and stuff! It's amazing what you can & cannot control on here! Major clean up of my social networking all round.

    Just watched something on tv about Facebook and it was a bit of an eye opener! So I'm going to keep chopping away!! Got a couple of messages so far haha, sorry guys if you don't talk to me how the hell am I supposed to know you read the crap I post on here? You're all essentially stalkers if you're not friends! hahaha'

    In fairness that sounds relatively mild compared to some of the stuff that's been posted here. At least she's self aware enough to realise that what she posts is "crap", which is more than can be said for many other FB users.


  • #4001
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    On the other hand, though, it's not self-aware enough to realise that a Facebook friendship is a two-way thing and assumes that the people she doesn't know are hanging on her every word, while she's aloof and cool enough to want to delete them from her life. Also sounds like the type of person who'd moan if the same happened to her.

    So yeah, I'm gonna go right ahead and say that, on the basis of that, she's a twat.


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  • #4002
    Thwip!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    New one circulating under a picture of a husband and wife in bed
    Why Women are special ..(read this complete )

    Husband & Wife were watching TV when Wife said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed."

    She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.

    Rinsed out the bowls, took vegetable out of the freezer for morning, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and
    bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.

    She then ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.

    She picked up the game pieces left onthe table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.

    She emptied a waste basket and hung up a towel to dry.

    She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.

    She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.

    She signed a birthday card for a friend, Addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store.

    She put both near her bag. Then she washed her face, put on her moisturizer, brushed her teeth.....

    Husband called out,
    "I thought you were going to bed."
    "I'm on my way," she said.
    She put some water into the dog's dish, then made sure the doors were locked.

    She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, and had a brief conversation with one kid who is still up doing homework.

    In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day.

    Said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. about that time,

    Husband turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular.
    "I'm going to bed."
    And he did... without another thought.

    Anything Extraordinary Here?

    Share this to phenomenal women today... they' ll love you for it!

    And Forward this to as many men as you can so that they know why women are so special......!! !


  • #4003
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Thwip! wrote: »
    New one circulating under a picture of a husband and wife in bed
    Why Women are special ..(read this complete )

    Husband & Wife were watching TV when Wife said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed."

    She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.

    Rinsed out the bowls, took vegetable out of the freezer for morning, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and
    bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.

    She picked up the game pieces left onthe table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.

    She emptied a waste basket and hung up a towel to dry.

    She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.

    She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.

    She signed a birthday card for a friend, Addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store.

    She put both near her bag. Then she washed her face, put on her moisturizer, brushed her teeth.....

    Husband called out,
    "I thought you were going to bed."
    "I'm on my way," she said.
    She put some water into the dog's dish, then made sure the doors were locked.

    In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day.

    Anything Extraordinary Here?

    Share this to phenomenal women today... they' ll love you for it!

    And Forward this to as many men as you can so that they know why women are so special......!! !

    I live alone. I do most of that sh*t every night.

    *checks crotch*

    No, definitely not a woman...


  • #4004
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Thwip! wrote: »
    New one circulating under a picture of a husband and wife in bed

    Well, if she planned her day out properly like a man instead of leaving everything until the last minute she would have been able to go straight up to bed.


  • #4005
    MurdyWurdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    I live alone. I do most of that sh*t every night.

    *checks crotch*

    No, definitely not a woman...

    I'm married and it's my husband who does all that in our house. I like my sleep, I do! I'm fairly sure he 's not a woman either.

    Those kind of statuses/updates annoy me so much, it's just people's way of sating boohoo my life is so hard


  • #4006
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Thwip! wrote: »
    New one circulating under a picture of a husband and wife in bed
    Why Men are special ..(read this complete )

    Husband & Wife were at home when Wife said, "We need milk."

    She went to the car and drove to the shopping centre.

    Browsed the make up aisle, got her hair done, had a manicure, bought some pants, bought new shoes for the pants and bought more pants because Sharon has more pants than Wife does.

    She then ran into Sharon and had a coffee with her even though Wife hates Sharon (The pants hogging whore).

    She picked up new earrings, brought the shoes back complaining that they're the wrong size because she's in denial about her monster feet and bought the newest iPhone.

    She emptied the joint account for an €800 dress she'll never wear.

    She yawned and stretched and headed for the car.

    She stopped by Brown Thomas and bought a new handbag and jacket.

    She picked up more make up and earrings, hobbled to the till and spent fifteen minutes looking for her purse.

    She put both in her bag. Then she called up Margaret to see if she wanted to do lunch.....

    Husband called out,
    "You back yet?"
    "..." she said, because she wasn't.
    She gossiped with Margaret about Sharon, then complained that the shoe store gave her the correct size shoes for someone with feet two sizes smaller.

    She looked at the bill and had a brief conversation with one guy who wore a suit.

    Wife and Margaret passive-aggressively shared the bill; then she bought clothing for the next day.

    Got into the car, visualized the amount of crap she bought that day.

    Husband turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular.
    "Fuck it, I'll get milk myself."
    And he did... without another thought.

    .


  • #4007
    daisybelle2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭daisybelle2008


    From Macklemores Facebook

    http://cheezburger.com/7318066688


  • #4008
    daisybelle2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭daisybelle2008


    :rolleyes:


  • #4009
    yerwanthere123
    Registered Users, Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,282 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    The "Prayers for Boston" posts have already started. I know it's probably well intentioned, but I find things like that utterly crass.


  • #4010
    Custardpi
    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    The "Prayers for Boston" posts have already started. I know it's probably well intentioned, but I find things like that utterly crass.

    Haven't seen any of those yet but I'm sure I will. If it wasn't such a serious subject I'd almost be tempted to post something like "Making a Sandwich for Boston", "Watching TV for Boston" or "Organising My Sock Drawer for Boston". All just as much practical help to the victims as rattling off Hail Marys, however well intentioned.


  • #4011
    HandsomeDivil
    Registered Users Posts: 373 ✭✭HandsomeDivil


    Bin laden and he's still up to he's old tricks

    Just **** off


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  • #4012
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    The "Prayers for Boston" posts have already started. I know it's probably well intentioned, but I find things like that utterly crass.

    Don't get the anti-tragedy messages like this, they're just as common as the ones you detail. You'll see several 'RIP's down the feed, then you'll get the one guy who's like "MYEH WHO CARES YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR RIP BECAUSE HE'S DEAD". Why do people give out when people talk about a huge talking point?


  • #4013
    dirkmeister
    Registered Users Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    Some young one has just posted a picture of the poor guy in the wheelchair with the horrific leg injuries, she says "he was running for chirty and lost both his legs, pray for boston"...it has 46,000 "likes"


    In my opinion I think that's bad taste


  • #4014
    skeleton_boy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭skeleton_boy


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    Some young one has just posted a picture of the poor guy in the wheelchair with the horrific leg injuries, she says "he was running for chirty and lost both his legs, pray for boston"...it has 46,000 "likes"


    In my opinion I think that's bad taste

    That appears to be photoshopped. People just fishing for likes. Horribly distasteful all round.


  • #4015
    TheChevron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    Status: Is Ireland guna be bombed :o ????

    Reply 1: nooooooooo im scared now haha

    Reply 2: Lads we could be

    Reply 3: We could dho couldn't we ????

    Reply 4: you wouldnt kno wi them chinise

    :(


  • #4016
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    I know these are from twitter but they give you a peek into the world of the idiots' reaction to the Boston bombings:

    http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/tagged/Boston-Marathon


  • #4017
    IzzyWizzy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭IzzyWizzy


    Gunslinger99 wrote: »
    Was there ever a big reveal to this gem ?

    Yeah, she bought a house. Not really such a surprise, as every status for about the last 3 months has been about buying a house.

    "Think we saw the perfect one today!"
    "Crushed - someone else has got the house - absolutely devastated!"
    "They wouldn't take our offer...absolutely crushed....was our dream home :("

    etc etc...


  • #4018
    dark crystal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    I know these are from twitter but they give you a peek into the world of the idiots' reaction to the Boston bombings:

    http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/tagged/Boston-Marathon

    Sweet fukcing Jesus. :mad:


  • #4019
    MurdyWurdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    dark crystal wrote: »
    Sweet fukcing Jesus. :mad:

    I know, it's awful. First time I've ever seen/heard the term sand monkey. Am a bit shocked, tbh.


  • #4020
    RoboRat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,454 ✭✭✭RoboRat


    I know these are from twitter but they give you a peek into the world of the idiots' reaction to the Boston bombings:

    http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/tagged/Boston-Marathon

    I see the 'Jump to Conclusions' mat has resurfaced...

    http://youtu.be/8riXGpPFD34


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  • #4021
    Mink
    Registered Users Posts: 2,260 ✭✭✭Mink


    Frapes just aren't funny anymore, if they ever were.

    "I love c0ck" etc


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