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Life is $h!t, K!ll Me plz

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    #32
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    "You go through life, you try to resist the urge to punch people in the face, and for what? So some pimply brat can make you feel like dirt cos you're not on some "team"? I'm better than dirt, well, most kinds of dirt... not that store bought kind, that stuff's loaded with nutrients... I ah... I can't compete with that stuff..."


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    #33
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    caseyann wrote: »
    This guy could be genuinely depressed and simply posted in wrong place,and you guys are taking the piss :mad:

    He doesn't sound like he suffers from depression, though he is undoubtedly a carrier.


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    #34
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Get a hobby.


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    #35
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Get a fishing rod.

    If you pull up the manhole opposite Charlies on Westmoreland St, it leads to the sewers.

    Climb down and crawl for 500 yards and take a left.

    There is lots of rats here but keep going.

    Just ahead you will see streams of light, reach up and push the grid open.

    You will now be in the air vents below the Bank Of Ireland.

    Follow the Air Vent as far as you can till you see one duct with a blue ribbon.

    It is very very small but if you look inside you will see that this the main vault.

    Push the rod through and you can take remove as many bundles of cash as you need, don't go crazy - just a hundred thousand or so at a time.

    Happy living.

    So OutLawPete are you responsible for this then :P:P


    OP if your at work and have nothing to do, Do something constructive like learn a new language of something while sitting at your desk bored


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    #36
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Op's join date July 2010. It only gets better/worse from here on in. Get out/in now while you still can.


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    #37
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    Hi All,

    so anyone else as negative as me, how does everyone put a postiive spin on things in life
    ...
    ..
    how?
    ...
    ..
    chances are unless you are a millionaire or very well off, statitics say you will spend 94% of your life doing stuff you don't wanna do.
    Like working etc...
    Right now I am in work and don't have any work to do
    it's been like this since the recession
    so bored, I have actually read the whole of boards in the last 2 months, including their terms & conditions
    help
    me

    I'm unemployed, looking for a job and still able to enjoy myself. You're working and find life unbearable? Takes all sorts I suppose.


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    #38
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    mikerowsopht wrote: »

    so bored, I have actually read the whole of boards in the last 2 months, including their terms & conditions


    You must be the first person to ever read the terms & conditions!


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    #39
    Snake Pliisken
    Registered Users Posts: 237 ✭✭Snake Pliisken


    I wonder whether using internet forums has a positve/negative effect on vulnerable peoples outlook. I mean it's a fairly mighty distraction from the pain of everyday existence- but now they're nerds...


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    #40
    DetectivFoxtrot
    Registered Users Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    Bonito wrote: »
    Op's join date July 2010. It only gets better/worse from here on in. Get out/in now while you still can.


    stinks of re-reg to me ;)


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    #41
    previous user
    Registered Users Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    define your own reality maannnn.


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    #42
    somethingwitty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭somethingwitty


    OP with ANYTHING you do in life, it is not what you do but how you do it. There are people who hated working and hate not working even more, and those who hated working and who are delighted about being on the dole. But in general they were happy enough to go to work and just as happy to be on the dole. eThe most important thing is that you can do is to take things with a pinch of salt and have a sense of humour. I believe that is how many pass their working days:rolleyes::p

    I know a few who would say what you have said, and they are brought up by a parent or two who thinks that youre nothing unless you are working. This is bull****...

    Unemployment doesn't mean the end of the world. When a door closes a window opens and all that jazz...

    U just need to stop listening to and getting worked up by all of the hysteria and get on wit it.


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    #43
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    So OutLawPete are you responsible for this then :P:P

    Yes.

    I was heading for the Capel St branch of AIB, different layout in the sewers that side of the Liffey and so I had to use a little dynamite.

    Guess I overdid it a tad .. :o


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    #44
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    OP stop bitching

    The economy is not even that bad, and everything is really cheap now too.
    So you have no excuse, there is lots to do and enjoy in Dublin


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    #45
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    some genuine relpies, thanks you.

    I work doing IT Support for all you unappreciative users.
    we work in a brand new building with gigabit ethernet and vmware servers and all the top o the range technologies.
    they all work soo well that there is nothing to do, everything is automated and takes care of itself
    I have tried learning within my job by myself but this becomes boring after a while

    o
    well

    If only I was a woman I could bounce from job to job claiming maternity leave with my pillow under my t-shirt, every 9 months get a different job, claim again and follow the loop.

    fraud could be interesting?


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    #46
    heffsarmy
    Registered Users Posts: 911 ✭✭✭heffsarmy


    Your just talking sh1t...I see you just opened up another post about **** yourself while your wife is downstairs. I reckon killing yourself is the best way to go.


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    #47
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    lol, i agree with u
    can u hyperlink me to those a-nooth-e-asia sites
    sound


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    #48
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    OP stop bitching

    The economy is not even that bad, and everything is really cheap now too.
    So you have no excuse, there is lots to do and enjoy in Dublin

    What are you on about? Unless you're talking about a different dublin . . .


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    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    some genuine relpies, thanks you.

    I work doing IT Support for all you unappreciative users.
    we work in a brand new building with gigabit ethernet and vmware servers and all the top o the range technologies.
    they all work soo well that there is nothing to do, everything is automated and takes care of itself
    I have tried learning within my job by myself but this becomes boring after a while

    o
    well

    If only I was a woman I could bounce from job to job claiming maternity leave with my pillow under my t-shirt, every 9 months get a different job, claim again and follow the loop.

    fraud could be interesting?
    Or, you could learn English? Just a suggestion.


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    #50
    diamondp
    Registered Users Posts: 119 ✭✭diamondp


    imme wrote: »
    Is this funny:rolleyes:


    yes very


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    #51
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    thetonynator wrote: »
    What are you on about? Unless you're talking about a different dublin . . .

    No there is only one dublin einstein :rolleyes:


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    #52
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    No there is only one dublin einstein :rolleyes:
    Why'd you delete this one? :p
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    haha ---that women just put you in the kitchen;)
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    #53
    RachPie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭RachPie


    thetonynator wrote: »
    What are you on about? Unless you're talking about a different dublin . . .

    Hey, try living in a tiny town in the mid west. Compared to that there's effin loads to do in Dublin!!


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    #54
    I_AmThe_Walrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 355 ✭✭I_AmThe_Walrus


    OP, how about leaving Ireland?

    When you do, life will begin to make sense, I promise.


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    #55
    Notorious97
    Registered Users Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Notorious97


    i wonder is this is who i think it is...


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    #56
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Set fire to a school maybe?


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    #57
    Rick Deckard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭Rick Deckard


    thetonynator wrote: »
    What are you on about? Unless you're talking about a different dublin . . .

    In 2008 overseas visitor numbers to Dublin topped 4,310,000 and foreign revenue earnings were €1,415 million.

    you're not just another outlander jealous of our double decker buses, are you?:(

    to the op, jack in your job, volunteer with the simon community, you'll see real problems. although i reckon i'm talking to the wall, this tread does stink of a wind up..


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    #58
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    peatcass wrote: »
    In 2008 overseas visitor numbers to Dublin topped 4,310,000 and foreign revenue earnings were €1,415 million.

    you're not just another outlander jealous of our double decker buses, are you?:(

    to the op, jack in your job, volunteer with the simon community, you'll see real problems. although i reckon i'm talking to the wall, this tread does stink of a wind up..

    well said man!!


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