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silliest thing you ever heard

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  • #32
    vindictive_miss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭vindictive_miss


    Teacher asks kids "Who lives in the Phoenix Park?"
    Kid answers "Jesus!"
    True story


  • #33
    thafitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 363 ✭✭thafitz


    while holding a paper airplane my friend said "how do you throw it?".


  • #34
    grimsbymatt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭grimsbymatt


    witzer wozzer woozer wozzle


  • #35
    [CALIBUR]
    Registered Users Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    chicken Biscuit’s

    and

    Fart flaps!

    :eek: :eek: :eek:


  • #36
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    "It's snowing on a Tuesday"


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  • #37
    grimsbymatt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭grimsbymatt


    Anything out of Jade Goody's gob.

    "I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Goody


  • #38
    dendenz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 526 ✭✭✭dendenz


    "I kissed a guy in college and he was seeing my friend, then he kissed her and I got jealous, then I dumped him but my friend likes him!"


    Something like that formt he PI forum ( call me an arse :p) ;)


  • #39
    *adele*
    Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    who said that carla?i cannot remember...


  • #40
    JenLorigan
    Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Sarky wrote:
    "You can't go out there with no pants!"

    I sure proved HER wrong...
    Brilliant :)

    [Note: In the Gaeltacht I went to this summer, my first name was in Irish - Sinéad - and my surname was in English]
    "Why do you call yourself Jenny?
    "Because it's my name..."

    I suppose it is a stupid reason, really...


  • #41
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    shes so fat if she stood on a weighing scales it would read 'sorry it doesnt weigh livestock'


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  • #42
    Kitsune
    Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭Kitsune


    "Don't insult my ignorance!"


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