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Your favourite poems that you learned at school

  • 30-01-2011 12:09am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭Dr conrad murray


    i loved that poem i wonderd lonely as a cloud (william wordsworth)

    ps im drunk


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Are you drinking liquid LSD?


  • Registered Users Posts: 63 ✭✭Gaolcon


    "The Wayfarer"

    By P.H.Pearse

    The last poem he wrote before being executed


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Parliament Hill Fields, by Sylvia Plath.

    "On this bald hill the new year hones its edge.
    Faceless and pale as china,
    The round sky goes on minding its business.
    Your absence is inconspicuous;
    Nobody can tell what I lack..."

    Subh Milis, by Séamus Ó Néill.

    "Bhí subh milis
    Ar bhaschrann an dorais
    Ach mhúch mé an corraí
    Ionam d'éirigh,
    Mar smaoinigh mé ar an lá
    A bheas an baschrann glan,
    Agus an láimh bheag
    Ar iarraidh."

    I've always really loved that one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Fleas

    Adam had 'em


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Yo Conrad,

    2 blueys, 3 yellows and a pack of the horsey bye bye's please.

    No questions asked.

    What's Joe Jackson like? Seems a decent fella to me.

    ps stopping by the woods, Robert Frost


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  • Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭Dilynnio


    If I were a Lady by Percy French...........I learned it in 2nd class!

    Over 20 years ago and I still remember it and I do say it at parties for the craic! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭bigtuna


    Funeral Blues by W.H.Auden. True emotion


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    An Arundel Tomb by Philip Larkin.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I would say there is some crazy sh1t happening in Conrads mind right about now


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭stevejr


    If you've lost your Dad....very poignant...

    Funeral Blues....WH Auden.

    Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
    Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
    Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
    Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

    Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
    Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
    Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
    Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

    He was my North, my South, my East and West,
    My working week and my Sunday rest,
    My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
    I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

    The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
    Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
    Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
    For nothing now can ever come to any good.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭Gingersnaps


    This is the story of Mary Fox
    She gave ten thousand men the pox
    Soldiers, sailors, men of honour
    All fought like dogs to get upon her
    Here she lies but not forgotten
    They dig her up and ride her rotten.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
    The more you eat, the more you fart
    The more you fart, the more you eat
    The more you sit on the toilet seat


  • Registered Users Posts: 766 ✭✭✭ger vallely


    Ozymandais by Shelley.Enough said. (Possibly not correct spelling though.)


  • Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭Dilynnio


    There was a girl from Madrid,
    who thought she had never been rid,
    along came an Italian,
    with balls like a stallion,
    and rode her like billy the kid.

    Mary had a little sheep,
    and with that sheep,
    she went to sleep,
    the sheep turned out to be a ram,
    and Mary had a little lamb!

    How do I remember this! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭Lirange


    Desiderata by Max Ehrmann (in prose)


  • Registered Users Posts: 470 ✭✭clikityclak


    Mid Term Break- Seamus Heaney

    soooooooooooome poem.

    I sat all morning in the college sick bay
    Counting bells knelling classes to a close.
    At two o'clock our neighbors drove me home.

    In the porch I met my father crying--
    He had always taken funerals in his stride--
    And Big Jim Evans saying it was a hard blow.

    The baby cooed and laughed and rocked the pram
    When I came in, and I was embarrassed
    By old men standing up to shake my hand

    And tell me they were "sorry for my trouble,"
    Whispers informed strangers I was the eldest,
    Away at school, as my mother held my hand

    In hers and coughed out angry tearless sighs.
    At ten o'clock the ambulance arrived
    With the corpse, stanched and bandaged by the nurses.

    Next morning I went up into the room. Snowdrops
    And candles soothed the bedside; I saw him
    For the first time in six weeks. Paler now,

    Wearing a poppy bruise on his left temple,
    He lay in the four foot box as in his cot.
    No gaudy scars, the bumper knocked him clear.

    A four foot box, a foot for every year.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    We never had to learn them in school.


    But the only one I can recite is Sonnet 18, great poem.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Wordsworth- Composed Upon Westminster Bridge

    EARTH has not anything to show more fair:
    Dull would he be of soul who could pass by
    A sight so touching in its majesty:
    This City now doth, like a garment, wear
    The beauty of the morning; silent, bare,
    Ships, towers, domes, theatres, and temples lie
    Open unto the fields, and to the sky;
    All bright and glittering in the smokeless air.
    Never did sun more beautifully steep
    In his first splendour, valley, rock, or hill;
    Ne'er saw I, never felt, a calm so deep!
    The river glideth at his own sweet will:
    Dear God! the very houses seem asleep;
    And all that mighty heart is lying still!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭hairyfairy00


    Ode To A Nightingale by John Keats


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭.same.


    Sittin on the grass
    feel sometin going through my ass
    DI-AR-RHEA DI-AR-RHEA

    T.S Eliot, I think


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    That one about Ozym-Ozzym-Oziyman-ah the one about some empire that turns to sand or somefink.


  • Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭smokie2008


    Roses are red Violets are blue
    some poems ryhme...
    but this one doesn't


  • Registered Users Posts: 587 ✭✭✭some_dose


    September 1913 by Mr. W.B. Yeats


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Poetry me bollix


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭stevejr


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Poetry me bollix


    Nearly a Haiku,..well done my learned friend.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    see the problem is all the poetry on the Irish school curriculum, bar maybe one or two, is complete and utter shÎte. It's only when I left school I really began to appreciate poetry.

    Please for the love of good art look up PAT INGOLDSBY (Irish guy, sells his books near trinity college), EDGAR ALLAN POE, Voltaire, MARK TWAIN and so many others I can't recall right now.

    They're out their and they make poetry good, not the pussy tripe you read in school.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Leigh anois go cúramach na treoracha agus na ceisteanna a romhain le cuid B.

    *piercing beep*


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    I remember a poem I learned in first year called 4C Boy about a special needs kid that the author & other classmates bullied and then he died. He had plastic glasses and ears that stuck out like pieces of pink plasticine. Can't remember how it goes.... :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    The Road Not Taken

    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
    And sorry I could not travel both
    And be one traveler, long I stood
    And looked down one as far as I could
    To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim
    Because it was grassy and wanted wear,
    Though as for that the passing there
    Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay
    In leaves no step had trodden black.
    Oh, I marked the first for another day!
    Yet knowing how way leads on to way
    I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.


    I don't remember it off by heart by the way, had to find it to read it again....I remember 4c boy alright, that was about hte handicapped kid.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Dip dip
    Dog sh!t
    You are
    Not it.


    My mother and your mother
    Were hanging out the cloths
    My mother gave your mother
    A box in the nose
    What Colour was the blood
    ***** spells blood you are it


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