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English jokes?

  • 17-10-2015 3:03pm
    #1
    mrcheez
    Registered Users Posts: 13,617 ✭✭✭✭


    There have to be a good few one-liner jokes that make fun of particular English-isms, anyone got some? :D

    All I can find are jokes about their football teams and supposed bad teeth (if you are American) which are "meh" :rolleyes:


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  • #2
    mrcheez
    Registered Users Posts: 13,617 ✭✭✭✭mrcheez


    Surprised no-one has any that take off an English cliché, like one Irish joke I heard from an English bloke:

    Why did the Irishman wear 2 condoms? To be sure, to be sure.

    It's immature humour I know (and probably passé to most) but there are still some of a certain vintage that revel in their Irish jokes, so it'd be good to have a few to throw back at 'em :)

    Fact a lot of them can't speak English despite inventing the language?
    What's easier than screwing in a lightbulb? Getting an A-level?

    so..something like that but, eh, funny.


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