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Trolling a butler in Dubai

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    #32
    Giruilla
    Registered Users Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Giruilla


    ottostreet wrote: »
    Lead him to the freezer and lock him in!

    That reference is to what I think it is right? Ah the simple pleasures in life


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    #33
    Paddy Bateman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 178 ✭✭Paddy Bateman


    Sprrratt wrote: »
    AH would be the best place to propose ideas. Im a Dublin northsider in Dubai and ive just won a night in the Burj Al Arab for a night this Friday.

    Its something like €1300 a night and every room gets a butler.

    Stuck for ideas on ways to take advantage. Give me ideas so I can put this face on :)
    Have him suck you off.


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    #34
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Tell him you have run out of toilet paper and that you dont want to get your hands dirty, then bend over in front of him


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    #35
    Spacedog
    Registered Users Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭Spacedog


    Make him cut your milk...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-8wgr2n1dY


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    #36
    Spacedog
    Registered Users Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭Spacedog


    The_Thing wrote: »
    Tell him you are working for Mossad and you are there to murder his boss.

    yeah, you can show your Irish passport if he doesn't believe you.


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    #37
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    Tell him youre gay and think hes handsome, they love that over there.


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    #38
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Ask him to hold the rope as you descend down the side of the building with mission impossible theme tune playing on your phone.


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    #39
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Fromthetrees wrote: »
    Why would you travel halfway around the world to stay in a hotel for one night? :confused:

    :pac:

    Sprrratt wrote: »
    Im a Dublin northsider in Dubai and ive just won...
    He's ALREADY there?


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    #40
    Callipo
    Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭Callipo


    Sprrratt wrote: »
    Im a Dublin northsider


    #justsaying


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    #41
    Keith186
    Registered Users Posts: 3,193 ✭✭✭Keith186


    Get him to run you a bath then distract him for a minute and throw loads and loads of bubble bath in on the sly. Try and keep him out of the bathroom until its too late and the suds are everywhere.


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    #42
    KCAccidental
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭KCAccidental


    Keith186 wrote: »
    Get him to run you a bath then distract him for a minute and throw loads and loads of bubble bath in on the sly. Try and keep him out of the bathroom until its too late and the suds are everywhere.

    wonderful, get the poor bastard fired then?


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    #43
    weemcd
    Registered Users Posts: 6,411 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Think the op should find a fúcking life, then find something better to be at in that hotel or the surrounding area than annoy a butler.


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    #44
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,658 ✭✭✭policarp


    Sprrratt wrote: »
    AH would be the best place to propose ideas. Im a Dublin northsider in Dubai and ive just won a night in the Burj Al Arab for a night this Friday.

    Its something like €1300 a night and every room gets a butler.

    Stuck for ideas on ways to take advantage. Give me ideas so I can put this face on :)

    To put that face on him would take about 15 or 20 pints of Guinness with a few Jemmy chasers. . .


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    #45
    Samba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    Take this saying in a very literal sense in this case OP. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, you want to troll the person who's going to be responsible for serving your food during your stay, right?

    :confused:

    That's not trolling, that's asking to be trolled.


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    #46
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Don't get me wrong, it's a fantastic prize but that's a lot of flying for just one night

    They could have least made a weekend out of it

    Sprrratt wrote: »
    and ive just won a night in the Burj Al Arab for a night this Friday.

    It has the greatest tennis court, have a quick game up there OP

    Hope ya don't get dizzy

    http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Burj-Al-Arab-tennis-court.jpg

    Mind you don't go sprinting and diving for the ball


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    #47
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,386 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Can you get a picture of him beforehand?

    If so, put his image on the quilt cover.


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    #48
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Just make him have sex with your missus over and over again , this will give you years of laughing at him behind his back.


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    #49
    Pandora2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    Aah how naive, you have no idea how staff in 5* Deluxe enjoy watching the likes of yourself, very obviously out of your depth, try and make yourself feel superior to the staff.

    Remember, you will be in their house:rolleyes: There is no end to the nasty stuff they can send your way without your even being aware;)

    On the other hand, be nice and you could just have a great time;) Remember these guys have dealt with superstars and billionaires....and they do it every day, you don't think that anything you will come up with will turn a hair on his head, do you???? Seriously??

    And no he doesn't want to play cards with you...you're work to him!!


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    #50
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Murder all your hookers and say he did it.


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    #51
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Ask him does he know how to play hide the sausage with a big grin on your face.


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    #52
    VagnerLove
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭VagnerLove


    ottostreet wrote: »
    Lead him to the freezer and lock him in!

    hahahaahaha memories..


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