Ever Been Arrested?

Conor84 wrote: »

Was arrested for the first time last weekend after a night out and getting into a row with a Guard - not a good idea. Got handcuffed and put in the back of a van.

It's amazing how quick you can sober up in a cell. Couldn't get to sleep either with the lad next door banging on his cell door all the time and the guards checking. The cell just had a big concrete slab to lie on and a smelly blanket - seemed like I was there much longer than I was.

Pretty embarassing really but an experience too. Don't plan on repeating it.

Just wondering if anybody else been arrested and if you have any stories to tell?

Your missus isn't a cop, is she?

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I have been arrested for....

Criminal Damage
Breaking and entering
Burglary
Drunk and disorderly (many times)
Wasting police time
dangerous driving
assault
GBH.

All before my 18th birthday and haven't being done for anything in the succeeding 14 years.

It is safe to say I was a compete bollocks in my youth.

Clearly you're not including being arrested by the grammar police

Conor84 wrote: »

Was arrested for the first time last weekend after a night out and getting into a row with a Guard - not a good idea.

Hey OP, was it anything like this?

Never been arrested, I'm too sneaky to get caught.

Closest was years ago when a Gardaì accused me of being on drugs and dragged me into the back of a squad car. He went fùckin' nuts in the seat in front me shouting & screaming. I wasn't drunk or had any drugs but this guy was in one hell of a foul mood.

Brought me into the station and told other Gardaì there that I was standing out in the middle of the road obstructing traffic. I wasn't, I was on the curb of the pavement in between 2 parked cars. When I said this, the Garda replied: "Are you calling me a fùckin' liar!?!" and pinned his forehead up against mine, pushing my head back with a sharp jolt from his. I kept my mouth shut afterwards as he was itching for me to say or do something wrong.

I refused to sign the book and was told I was being detainted for a drug search so I emptied my pockets, had nothing, Garda asked me where I worked, said he'll personally make sure I get a handful of summons and that he'll have his day in court smiling at me. He then said "Now, be a good little boy, grab your things and get the fùck out of here!"

Utter cùnt. Never did get that summons, though :pac:

No, because I'm really boring and haven't done a whole lot to warrant an arrest. Underage drinking, bit of smoking, that was the worst of it.

I did accompany an ex boyfriend to court though because he'd been given a summons for cycling through a red light on his push bike. I felt like I was in Law & Order, sitting in the courtroom

Seachmall wrote: »

Should have said "Yes.", if he does nothing he does nothing, if he swings CHA-CHING! and he gets his up-and-comings.

Heh, I wasn't that arrogant to say that considering the station I was in was notorious for beating the living shìt out of people and having any case brought towards them dropped by the judge.