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It's so cold this morning that....

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  • 07-01-2010 10:01am
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    [Deleted User]
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    My electric toothbrush froze! (I left it in the car overnight and it was seized up until it warmed up!)


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    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Turn on your heating


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    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,812 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    wtf is your electric toothbrush doing in your car?

    Try keep it in the bathroom ;)


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    mukki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    think your meant to finish the sentence


    .... loads of idiots poured boiling water on their windscreen


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Coat-hooks :o


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    mukki wrote: »
    think your meant to finish the sentence


    .... loads of idiots poured boiling water on their windscreen
    ok

    It's so cold this morning that...
    ... even potatos are wearing jackets


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    civis_liberalis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭civis_liberalis


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It's so cold this morning that....
    ...your brain froze and you thought it was normal to keep your electric toothbrush in the car.


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    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    I wore my long johns from Skiing under my trousers.


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    RoadKillTs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭RoadKillTs


    .... sorry can't think of anything. Too cold


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    mukki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    ....i put some food out for the birds and now i have 40 crows on the lawn :mad:


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    mailblaney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭mailblaney


    its so cold this morning that...
    politicians are putting their hands in their own pockets to warm themselves


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    [Deleted User]
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    Quazzie wrote: »
    wtf is your electric toothbrush doing in your car?

    Try keep it in the bathroom ;)
    It was in an overnight bag....


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    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Well, it was -8C last night.


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    neil_hosey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    ...that my willy fell off :eek:


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    .... no other topic of conversation is necessary until at least lunchtime.


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    GavRedKing
    Registered Users Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    neil_hosey wrote: »
    ...that my willy fell off :eek:

    Eoin McLove? :confused:


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    Paulyh
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭Paulyh


    that my handbrake was frozen to the back wheel of my car, and i couldnt drive :(
    i had to get the bus!!!!!


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    Buford T Justice
    Registered Users Posts: 6,250 ✭✭✭Buford T Justice


    Paulyh wrote: »
    that my handbrake was frozen to the back wheel of my car, and i couldnt drive :(
    i had to get the bus!!!!!

    ................but then there was no bus....... So then I had to......


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    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Fingers McGee wrote: »
    ................but then there was no bus....... So then I had to......

    Travel to work like a penguin. Sliding and waddling all the way. (")>


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    Buford T Justice
    Registered Users Posts: 6,250 ✭✭✭Buford T Justice


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Travel to work like a penguin. Sliding and waddling all the way. (")>

    ........but they had put away the roads and footpaths because it was too cold..... so then I.......


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    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Fingers McGee wrote: »
    ........but they had put away the roads and footpaths because it was too cold..... so then I.......

    finished the story. The End


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    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Fingers McGee wrote: »
    ........but they had put away the roads and footpaths because it was too cold..... so then I.......

    ...Made an elaborate catapault system...


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    Michellenman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    gavredking wrote: »
    Eoin McLove? :confused:

    Neil Hoseless :pac:


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    mukki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    ..... that it reached -12 in carlow :eek:


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    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ...when I came downstairs there were blanks where my blanks should be.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWgR-4dcbc4


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    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    ...when I came downstairs there were blanks where my blanks should be.

    Snowmen where your kids should be?


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    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    mukki wrote: »
    ....i put some food out for the birds and now i have 40 crows on the lawn :mad:
    Mmmm....last time i checked..crows were birds too!

    Oh ye mean the little cute small ones only :p


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    neil_hosey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    Michellenman wrote: »
    Neil Hoseless :pac:

    original

    not really :P


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I watched my neighbours spending ages clearing their windows, whilst I stayed in bed on my laptop.


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Couldn't face getting up till noon, damn snow :D


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    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I fell asleep while fapping last night and woke up with me cock frozen to me hand


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