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Giant battle monsters!

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  • 03-04-2005 5:54pm
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?


    Strength: 3
    Agility: 2
    Intelligence: 7

    Sarky is an Average-Sized Squid that kidnaps Blonde Women, has a Toughened Steel Skeleton, and can Generate Electricity.


    Or:


    Ciaran O Brien is a Giant Blob that breathes Fire, can Change Shape, cowers from Fire, was Created by a Radioactive Accident, and carries a Ray Gun.

    Fire attack!

    Radiation attack!

    Strength: 9
    Agility: 1
    Intelligence: 5


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    #2
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    HAHAAAA! Rozabeez beats sarky! yeargggggggh!


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    #3
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Strength: 6
    Agility: 5
    Intelligence: 9

    rozabeez is a Giant Ant that has a Metal Jaw, Black-and-White Stripes and a Computer for a Brain, and is Cold-Blooded and Susceptible to Electrical Damage.
    vs
    squid Strength: 3
    Agility: 2
    Intelligence: 7

    sarky is an Average-Sized Squid that kidnaps Blonde Women, has a Toughened Steel Skeleton, and can Generate Electricity.

    When attacking:-

    Strength: 7
    Agility: 5
    Intelligence: 9


    When defending against rozabeez:-

    Strength: 5
    Agility: 2
    Intelligence: 7
    rozabeez wins!


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    #4
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bow before my squiddy majesty in a battle of wits, puny ant being!

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Sarky&def=Rozabeez&a=I


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    #5
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I've beaten you once, and I'll beat you again!!!


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    #6
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    NEVAR! I am too clever! You will never outwit THE SQUID!


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    #7
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    yeah, you keep telling yourself that....


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    #8
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    tSubh Dearg is a Giant Mecha-Ape that has a mean Left Hook and Acid for Blood, is Susceptible to Electrical Damage and in League with Dark Forces, and dislikes Modern Architecture.

    Strength: 8
    Agility: 4
    Intelligence: 6

    ha ha I also beat Sarky in both Strength AND Agility! mwha ha ha ha!! I am invincible! Bow before ME the Mecha Ape of DOOOOOOOOOM!


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    #9
    Phil_321
    Closed Accounts Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Phil_321


    Phil_321 is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that breathes Ice Vapour, Stomps Around a Lot, dissolves in Water, and is Blind.
    Strength: 6
    Agility: 1
    Intelligence: 2

    I need to work on my agility.


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    #10
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Simu is a Giant Lizard that eats Nuclear Waste, emits Ultrasonic Screams, fires Rockets, and shoots Electricity from its Eyes.

    When attacking:-

    Strength: 8
    Agility: 4
    Intelligence: 5

    Electricity Attack!
    Noise Attack!


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