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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #9212
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


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    #9213
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,666 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9214
    Sierra 117
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭Sierra 117


    Worztron wrote: »
    <God's "love">

    B-but context...


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    #9215
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,202 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    BlitzKrieg wrote: »
    taking in the last 2 parter involved the man who was best at giving blow jobs you may be mistaken in that comment.

    Well technically they were 2 parts of the same comic :p

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #9216
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    no they had the earlier part showing how he became the best at blowjobs :D

    2 parter baby!!!!


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    #9217
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Thanks for reminding me about Oglaf; I always enjoyed it, but sometimes I forget about the webcomics that don't update daily.


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    #9218
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,202 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    kylith wrote: »
    Thanks for reminding me about Oglaf; I always enjoyed it, but sometimes I forget about the webcomics that don't update daily.

    RSS feeds are handy for that

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #9219
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,666 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9220
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,708 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #9221
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,666 ✭✭✭Worztron


    261106.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9222
    Sierra 117
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭Sierra 117


    Supernintendo Chalmers is right.


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    #9223
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Superman > Jesus.

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    #9224
    Sierra 117
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭Sierra 117


    And that is why Superman comics are a far better source of morality than the bible.


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    #9225
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And Batman comics are better again :pac:


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    #9226
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Sierra 117 wrote: »
    And that is why Superman comics are a far better source of morality than the bible.

    The Phone Book is a better source of morality than the Bible. No one telling people to rip open women's bellies and dash their unborn children against rocks in the phone book!


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    #9227
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    The Phone Book is a better source of morality than the Bible. No one telling people to rip open women's bellies and dash their unborn children against rocks in the phone book!

    Depends on who you call. There are some odd people in the phone book.


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    #9228
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    Depends on who you call. There are some odd people in the phone book.

    I am not 'odd', I am eccentric.


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    #9229
    legspin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭legspin


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I am not 'odd', I am eccentric.
    I wish I was that rich.


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    #9230
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    legspin wrote: »
    I wish I was that rich.

    money is so grubby that one simply doesn't have any.


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    #9231
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    money is so grubby that one simply doesn't have any.

    What is this 'money' you speak of? I hear it's quite useful.


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    #9232
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    joseph brand wrote: »
    What is this 'money' you speak of? I hear it's quite useful.

    I had some once. Long time ago. Oh, the stories I could tell you...


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    #9233
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    endacl wrote: »
    I had some once. Long time ago. Oh, the stories I could tell you...

    I remember being able to approach an ATM with confidence and no fear. Seems like a dream now. #please let there be a score left.


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    #9234
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    joseph brand wrote: »
    I remember being able to approach an ATM with confidence and no fear. Seems like a dream now. #please let there be a score left.

    What is this 'score' you speak of? I'd be lucky to see 'alf an oxford at the end of the week...


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    #9235
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,666 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9236
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    What is this 'score' you speak of? I'd be lucky to see 'alf an oxford at the end of the week...

    If one searches carefully down the back of the sofa one may be lucky and find a knicker.

    One is not usually lucky...:(


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    #9237
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    If i find knickers down the back of my sofa, it usually means i've already gotten lucky!:D


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    #9238
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    If i find knickers down the back of my sofa, it usually means i've already gotten lucky!:D

    Apparently a 'knicker' is a pound sterling -or pahnd - in London's East End. I did not know this when I first moved there and became very confused dahwn Roman Rowd Marrket in Befnal Gween when street vendors were offering me a variety of fresh produce in exchange for my knickers.


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    #9239
    Lucena
    Registered Users Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Apparently a 'knicker' is a pound sterling -or pahnd - in London's East End. I did not know this when I first moved there and became very confused dahwn Roman Rowd Marrket in Befnal Gween when street vendors were offering me a variety of fresh produce in exchange for my knickers.

    I'd say they were even more confused when you handed them over!:P


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    #9240
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Lucena wrote: »
    I'd say they were even more confused when you handed them over!:P

    I was wearing boxers that day so I went home fruit and vegless. :(


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    #9241
    Mickeroo
    Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,135 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


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