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22-12-2015, 09:27   #436
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There's another post where this is being discussed, perhaps it was posted in this thread in error, or the previous posts discussing it have been removed?
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26-12-2015, 20:16   #437
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Christmas brings out the best moments...we were at a get-together in my OH's family home today. She made up a plate of food, brought it into the living room to me and asked me if I wanted a cup of tea or coffee. When she walked away her aunt turned around to me and said " huh...I assumed you were the girl in that relationship." The whole room died
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28-12-2015, 01:45   #438
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Was getting ready with family to go out ages and ages ago and I was deciding what to wear and holding everyone up.

Mam: "Nemo, are ya sure you're not.....?"
Me: "Nope."
Mam: "Right, so you're bi then...?"
Me: "Bingo."
Mam: "Grand so, knew it!"
*Mam goes back downstairs*
Mam: "Nemo----? FECKIN' HURRY UP!"

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28-12-2015, 01:52   #439
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Was getting ready with family to go out ages and ages ago and I was deciding what to wear and holding everyone up.

Mam: "Nemo, are ya sure you're not.....?"
Me: "Nope."
Mam: "Right, so you're bi then...?"
Me: "Bingo."
Mam: "Grand so, knew it!"
*Mam goes back downstairs*
Mam: "Nemo----? FECKIN' HURRY UP!"

And is that how you came out to your mum!! (First ever person even?) Thats hilarious. Short, sweet, to the point and opportunistic!!
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I was outside my local having a smoke and chatting to someone. Down the footpath were two young guys coming towards us. They were wearing glowing white tracksuits, strutting, had multiple bottles of vodka in their hands and were coming straight for us. They walked up to us, I tensed up a bit and the inevitable, "Do you have a fag?" is asked. We both say no, our tobacco is in the bar. They stayed, and started asking for a smoke.

I'm trans but don't pass, especially if you hear me speak. Anyway, after about thirty seconds of them asking for a smoke, one of them notices my hands.

"Why are your nails painted?"
"I'm trans."
The other guy, "Your nails are painted?"
"Yeah, I'm transgender."
I show him my hands.
"What does that mean?" one asks.
"She's a woman," the other says.
"Were you always like that?" The confused one asks.
"I suppose I was," I say.
The more clued in one rubs my belly (I have a big belly) and smiles at me as he gets his smoke off the guy I was talking to.
"You look good," he says.
They go to leave.
The confused one says, "I don't get it" and they walk away.
The last thing I hear is, "She's one of them bisexuals." And I go back to my seat thinking of how far acceptance has come in modern Ireland.
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