First world problems?

Sooopie · 15-10-2011 12:19am #1

mate of mine is waiting on some pretty serious results, which makes me think, the little things that get you down, niggley things that might wreck your head, day to day

do we ever realise just how good we have things?

after hours, the floor is yours,

El Guapo! · 15-10-2011 12:20am

Parching.
Fridge is too far away

Unique User Name · 15-10-2011 12:21am

First world problems - what to have for dinner tonight - Lobster or steak

JONJO THE MISER · 15-10-2011 12:21am

Ive only got 5 cans of Beamish left:mad:

starbelgrade · 15-10-2011 12:22am

When there's no butter in the butter dish & you want to make a sammich & then you take the butter from the fridge but it won't spread right.

That's worse than having AIDS.

The King of Moo · 15-10-2011 12:22am

Yeah, sometimes when I get a short way outside the city somewhere quite and peaceful, and preferably somewhere beautiful or where I can appreciate the power of nature, like at the sea on a stormy day, I realise how nonsensical it is when I worry about things like work or having to choose between two social gatherings scheduled for the same night.

Cill Dara Abu · 15-10-2011 12:25am

No Coke in the shop today so I had to buy Pepsi

StaticNoise · 15-10-2011 12:26am

Oh no. On the way home from work, a homeless man looked at me.

Dick_Sweetener · 15-10-2011 12:26am

First post on boards:

The frantic pre-first post shaking, nervous vomiting an diarrhea we all go through before we put up that first little gem. It's worse than rooting through wet coal for decomposing rats for dinner, a classic trumped up third world problem

Sonics2k · 15-10-2011 12:27am

I have a toothache from a Wisdom tooth coming up.

There is no pain in existence worse than this. No exaggeration at all! :pac:

smk89 · 15-10-2011 12:27am

When the music you download has the numbers in the title and you have to remove them manually

Chuck Stone · 15-10-2011 12:27am

Tis a tuff station when you have the choice between buying a 4-by-4 and paying for your cat's kidney dialysis.

Killer Pigeon · 15-10-2011 12:28am

My deluxe top-of-the-range espresso machine stopped working the other day.

It turned out my diamond ring got jammed inside it after it fell off my finger when I was loading the machine with Kopi Luwak coffee beans.

Gawd! These damned first world problems get on my nerves sometimes.

If only we lived in a world where coffee beans load themselves automatically into coffee machines...

Sooopie · 15-10-2011 12:28am

Dick_Sweetener wrote: »

First post on boards:

The frantic pre-first post shaking, nervous vomiting an diarrhea we all go through before we put up that first little gem. It's worse than rooting through wet coal for decomposing rats for dinner, a classic trumped up third world problem

Diarrhea

I hope your first post was worth it

squod · 15-10-2011 12:29am

Dick_Sweetener wrote: »

First post on boards:

The frantic pre-first post shaking, nervous vomiting an diarrhea we all go through before we put up that first little gem. It's worse than rooting through wet coal for decomposing rats for dinner, a classic trumped up third world problem

Fantastic username.

Kadongy · 15-10-2011 12:30am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2p5svFJ9cQ

Dick_Sweetener · 15-10-2011 12:31am

squod wrote: »

Fantastic username.

That's exactly what Chris Hansen said!

Simply Red · 15-10-2011 12:31am

The remote being on the other side of the room when you want to change the channel

Sooopie · 15-10-2011 12:32am

Simply Red wrote: »

The remote being on the other side of the room when you want to change the channel

or when you can't find it

StaticNoise · 15-10-2011 12:36am

The trolley takes a Euro coin.
All I have are notes.

Sooopie · 15-10-2011 12:42am

When you get on the bus and the fare is €1.65 and you only have a €2 coin

KeithM89_old · 15-10-2011 12:43am

Dick_Sweetener wrote: »

First post on boards:

The frantic pre-first post shaking, nervous vomiting an diarrhea we all go through before we put up that first little gem. It's worse than rooting through wet coal for decomposing rats for dinner, a classic trumped up third world problem

Yeah, good one.
Banned

scooby2791 · 15-10-2011 12:44am

Meatball Marinara or Chicken & Bacon Ranch?

Always a toughy.

Killer Pigeon · 15-10-2011 12:44am

Ugh! My damned African slave wouldn't do any work today.

Turned out he died.

Gawd! If only slaves had a lower mortality rate!

Now I have to contact that dodgy slave-trader again.

Damned first world problems...