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  • 09-04-2015 4:35pm
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    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭


    How did they know he had dandruff ?

    They found his head & shoulders on the beach ...


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    Xenophile
    Registered Users Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Xenophile


    the_monkey wrote: »
    How did they know he had dandruff ? They found his head & shoulders on the beach ...

    This is just sick humor, not even Gerry Adams or Martin McGuiness would find this funny. Are you paid by Procter and Gamble to bring their product into disrepute. In fact I think they should sue you!

    Mountbatten's contribution to the second world war is enormous.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Mountbatten,_1st_Earl_Mountbatten_of_Burma

    The Forum on Spirituality has been closed for years. Please bring it back, there are lots of Spiritual people in Ireland and elsewhere.



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    Dozer Dave
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    I am not sure now what is more funny now the op or the second one :pac:


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    Xenophile
    Registered Users Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Xenophile


    Dozer Dave wrote: »
    I am not sure now what is more funny now the op or the second one :pac:

    None of them funny!

    The Forum on Spirituality has been closed for years. Please bring it back, there are lots of Spiritual people in Ireland and elsewhere.



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    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Xenophile wrote: »
    This is just sick humor, not even Gerry Adams or Martin McGuiness would find this funny. Are you paid by Procter and Gamble to bring their product into disrepute. In fact I think they should sue you!

    Mountbatten's contribution to the second world war is enormous.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Mountbatten,_1st_Earl_Mountbatten_of_Burma

    Excellent. It's the Fun Police. :)


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    jank
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13,018 ✭✭✭✭jank


    As a 'joke' goes its pretty sick and humourless, unless you find blowing up kids and old men funny of course.


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    Xenophile
    Registered Users Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Xenophile


    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »
    Excellent. It's the Fun Police. :)

    There is still room for common sense police in the area of free speech.

    The Forum on Spirituality has been closed for years. Please bring it back, there are lots of Spiritual people in Ireland and elsewhere.



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    Arbiter of Good Taste
    Registered Users Posts: 2,200 ✭✭✭Arbiter of Good Taste


    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »
    Excellent. It's the Fun Police. :)

    Some people need to be told that they're not as funny as they think.

    I love a good tasteless joke, but that one was just pathetic.


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    martinedwards
    Registered Users Posts: 2,043 ✭✭✭martinedwards


    hey, lets play!!

    How many nationalist heroes does it take to change a lightbulb in croke park?

    None, the Brits shot them.


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    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    Come on !! it happened almost 40 years ago ffs ..


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    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    How many Shinners does it take to change a light bulb?
    2. One to change the bulb and another to declare it as a beacon of hope and liberty for all in the occupied part of our country


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    martinedwards
    Registered Users Posts: 2,043 ✭✭✭martinedwards


    you forgot the one who then says that the old one was fine till the Brits pushed it down the stairs in Castlereagh during "questioning"


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