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How many sexual partners have you had so far?

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  • #122
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    After bad sex I wouldnt even let them try oral!


    You don't let them try, you grab the back of their head and ride their mouth like its going out of style :cool:


  • #123
    blacklilly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,687 ✭✭✭blacklilly


    The one positive of experiencing bad sex is that you appreciate good sex even more.
    bad sex is like making dinner and it turns out awful, you still eat it and you're full but not satisfied


  • #124
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    blacklilly wrote: »
    The one positive of experiencing bad sex is that you appreciate good sex even more.
    bad sex is like making dinner and it turns out awful, you still eat it and you're full but not satisfied

    Yeah you still eat it, but then you fill yourself up on something else after


  • #125
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Yeah you still eat it, but then you fill yourself up on something else after

    A foot long Dild... wait . i can come up with an analogy for this also ..


  • #126
    bunnymunro
    Registered Users Posts: 91 ✭✭bunnymunro


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    You don't let them try, you grab the back of their head and ride their mouth like its going out of style :cool:

    :D:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIfxBthfFkg:D:D


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  • #127
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Over 9000!!!!


  • #128
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    bunnymunro wrote: »
    :D:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIfxBthfFkg:D:D

    Why thank you!
    :D

    Like they say, a girl spits a lady swallows! :cool:


  • #129
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Why thank you!
    :D

    Like they say, a girl spits a lady swallows! :cool:

    And heres me thinking I was boards classiest bird! :rolleyes:


  • #130
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    You don't let them try, you grab the back of their head and ride their mouth like its going out of style :cool:


    I didnt want to say it actually, but this is infact an acceptable solution, one which i have utilised several time ..

    however, point to note, if the young lady has her hair in a pony tail, it's advisable to wrap this around your hand, as it will give you not only control, but leverage while moving her head ...

    http://notime4robot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the_more_you_know.jpg


  • #131
    bunnymunro
    Registered Users Posts: 91 ✭✭bunnymunro


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Why thank you!
    :D

    Like they say, a girl spits a lady swallows! :cool:

    my my..feisty one,you are....:D:D haha lady in the street freak in the bed etc etc etc..i approve;)


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  • #132
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    A more interesting thread would be when and where did you lose yours :)


  • #133
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    blacklilly wrote: »
    The one positive of experiencing bad sex is that you appreciate good sex even more.
    bad sex is like making dinner and it turns out awful, you still eat it and you're full but not satisfied

    Soooo true :D


  • #134
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Jammy Donut wrote: »
    A more interesting thread would be when and where did you lose yours :)

    Off you go so...:):)


  • #135
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Mother. Of. God.

    Right, there'll be an extra mass followed by confession on Wednesday evening at 7.30pm.

    I expect to see you all there. We've already started to bless the holy water so we should have enough done by then...


  • #136
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    And heres me thinking I was boards classiest bird! :rolleyes:

    Been bringing the class since '08 ;)


  • #137
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Mother. Of. God.

    Right, there'll be an extra mass followed by confession on Wednesday evening at 7.30pm.

    I expect to see you all there. We've already started to bless the holy water so we should have enough done by then...


    Sorry father but most here are over 18 so not really your type......


  • #138
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Mother. Of. God.

    Right, there'll be an extra mass followed by confession on Wednesday evening at 7.30pm.

    I expect to see you all there. We've already started to bless the holy water so we should have enough done by then...

    well now, there's an unfortunate username given the latest spate of schenanigans from the Cat church ...


  • #139
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    No such thing as bad sex.

    Even when its bad it's good.

    When it gets really bad oral sex makes up for it!





    Not even the "jackrabbit"?????


  • #140
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    mishkalucy wrote: »
    Not even the "jackrabbit"?????

    I need to ask ... what is the 'jackrabbit'?


  • #141
    zega
    Registered Users Posts: 207 ✭✭zega


    More important question is would it put you off if you met someone who had a high number of partners?
    I went out on a date with a girl recently and when i told her id slept with around 6 girls she was really put off.I'm 23 btw


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  • #142
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Where's the option for "never enough"?


  • #143
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    zega wrote: »
    More important question is would it put you off if you met someone who had a high number of partners?
    I went out on a date with a girl recently and when i told her id slept with around 6 girls she was really put off.I'm 23 btw

    Well im 7 at 20 so I should hope not...


  • #144
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    I need to ask ... what is the 'jackrabbit'?

    BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM ;)


  • #145
    akura
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    Some horny yock's in this thread!


  • #146
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    zega wrote: »
    More important question is would it put you off if you met someone who had a high number of partners?
    I went out on a date with a girl recently and when i told her id slept with around 6 girls she was really put off.I'm 23 btw

    It would put me off if a guy had a lot of one night stands. Just cause it shows he has a different view of sex than me. Its not a casual thing for me, more about the connection and I prefer to have it in relationships with someone I care about. And its possible that for some girls knowing a guy has slept around a lot might put doubts in her head as to why you are interested and how you will treat her afterwards.


  • #147
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    zega wrote: »
    More important question is would it put you off if you met someone who had a high number of partners?
    I went out on a date with a girl recently and when i told her id slept with around 6 girls she was really put off.I'm 23 btw


    why in God's name were you discussing the amount of sexual parters on a date?


  • #148
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    why in God's name were you discussing the amount of sexual parters on a date?

    It's my pick up line sure :rolleyes:


  • #149
    zega
    Registered Users Posts: 207 ✭✭zega


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    why in God's name were you discussing the amount of sexual parters on a date?

    She straight up asked me :\


  • #150
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    zega wrote: »
    She straight up asked me :\

    Why didn't you just lie?


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  • #151
    validusername1
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭validusername1


    latenia wrote: »
    Kind of depressing that a total stranger puts up such a detailed questionaire about people's personal lives and they answer so willingly. OP-who the fúck are you to ask? Why do you care? People responding-are you that desperate to display yourselves over the internet? Have you lost your faculties?

    Nobody is forcing you to answer.. If you don't want to answer these sort of questions, then don't bother clicking on the thread.

    How is it 'desperate' for those of us who answer the question? Personally, I'm totally honest and 100% myself on the Internet 'cause I feel like it's the only place that I can be. I didn't answer the question on 'desperation'.


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