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I found a Safe.

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    #1502
    Wildlife Actor
    Registered Users Posts: 485 ✭✭Wildlife Actor


    gjc wrote: »
    Son0vagun ..... I'll put 10 euro behind the bar for you for a drink.... Tell the barman the code word is JOHNNY LOGAN

    Put 10 grand there, now that all of us have the password...


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    #1503
    GalwayKiefer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭GalwayKiefer


    Op how close to the shed can you get with your car? Just thinking maybe you could throw a chain around the safe and onto a tow bar - to maybe pull it to one side a bit. Snap 2 of the 4 bolts at the base. Just a thought.

    Stellar work so far btw!


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    #1504
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Well, I tweeted Jarrod Schultz (safe cracking guy from Storage Wars TV show) so he might have a suggestion........

    (Or not.....)
    The Dagda wrote: »
    Safe cracker?

    Lol he beats the hell outta them with hammers and sh1t
    .

    I'm starting to think the OP is Jarrod.
    Thesafemissus wrote: »
    Whatever is in the safe will be my Anniversary present and if theres nothing I will always remember today and the fun of reading this and watching sonOvagun dig up his shed floor!

    Brandi, is that you?


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    #1505
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Can you put a €2 euro coin on top of the safe next time you take a pic to give us a perspective on how big the safe is.

    keep up the good work.

    It contain either Jimmy Hoffa or 30 year old porn pics of the former owner's wife.

    The first thesafemissus ;)


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    #1506
    damagegt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    Op, when all this is done and dusted you should print out this whole thread put it in the safe and repair all the concrete for the next lucky person to live at your address.

    Have you tried to Kango it open ? if they gave you a paddle bit that should work


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    #1507
    fox_1973
    Registered Users Posts: 630 ✭✭✭fox_1973


    Fair play, that some hard days work, enjoy your night out you deserve it!


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    #1508
    triple-M
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭triple-M


    smcgiff wrote: »
    Can you put a €2 euro coin on top of the safe next time you take a pic to give us a perspective on how big the safe is.

    keep up the good work.

    It contain either Jimmy Hoffa or 30 year old porn pics of the former owner's wife.

    The first thesafemissus ;)
    not everybody has 2 euro these days OP a 10 cent will suffice ;-)


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    #1509
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Nice work OP :)


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    #1510
    Dtp79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭Dtp79


    GreeBo wrote: »

    Jaysus, its almost like that box has been *designed* to be difficult to open!
    Am I the first person to make reference to the sword in the stone story???


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    #1511
    gjc
    Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    damagegt wrote: »
    Op, when all this is done and dusted you should print out this whole tread put it in the safe and repair all the concrete for the next lucky person to leave at your address.

    .....work

    Your right there's some things worth more than money


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    #1512
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Dtp79 wrote: »
    Am I the first person to make reference to the sword in the stone story???

    Am I the first person to say this is all just a big ad for Navan Lock & Key?
    (I read the entire thread, I swear...)


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    #1513
    TheDriver
    Registered Users Posts: 12,392 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    gjc wrote: »
    Son0vagun ..... I'll put 10 euro behind the bar for you for a drink.... Tell the barman the code word is JOHNNY LOGAN

    Jaysus, that could buy 3 pints in my local....


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    #1514
    Mr. Nice
    Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭Mr. Nice


    Thesafemissus wrote: »
    Any Fresh Ideas welcomed ....

    It looks like there's enough room around the top now to take an angle grinder to it...


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    #1515
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    TheDriver wrote: »
    Jaysus, that could buy 3 pints in my local....

    The banjo music from Deliverance comes to mind as I read that.


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    #1516
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    The Dagda wrote: »
    The charter mentions not being a d1ck, being OP doesn't confer any extra rights. Just sayin'...

    Like I said before I'd welcome a lengthily ban.


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    #1517
    allym
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭allym


    Jesus this is very tense altogether. Haven't checked a thread so obsessively since Brian and Ciara!!


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    #1518
    gjc
    Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    TheDriver wrote: »
    Jaysus, that could buy 3 pints in my local....


    Well I figured haircut boy would be there and he'd want a slippery nipple cocktail


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    #1519
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Pretzill wrote: »
    Am I the first person to say this is all just a big ad for Navan Lock & Key?
    (I read the entire thread, I swear...)

    They quoted me €350 to open it, some advert!

    Picture update on its way!


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    #1520
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    I hope the pub has a lock in, especially in your honour OP :)


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    #1521
    Orim
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Like I said before I'd welcome a lengthily ban.

    And we've already said that you're not getting out this that easily.


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    #1522
    JustRoss23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭JustRoss23


    What have i missed?
    Just been in the church for the last two hours praying that the op has got the safe out of the ground? has he been sucessfull?:o


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    #1523
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Update

    NSFW

    http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5641/imageqsha.jpg

    It's been a long day.


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    #1524
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    smcgiff wrote: »
    The banjo music from Deliverance comes to mind as I read that.

    In fairness, what happened the lads in Deliverance and pint prices in the city are pretty much one and the same. At least you've more in your pocket after and dacent banjo/guitar music down the country.....


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    #1525
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Surely there's some locksmith out there who could do with some publicity in lieu of payment to help OP open the lock?

    Edit- sorry for calling you Shirley.:o


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    #1526
    Trev De rev
    Registered Users Posts: 204 ✭✭Trev De rev


    This could work it worth a try. Make sure u cough when u fire shot u don't want draw any unwanted attention to us. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bek6CTnEM2Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player


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    #1527
    full_irish
    Registered Users Posts: 515 ✭✭✭full_irish


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Update

    http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5641/imageqsha.jpg

    It's been a long day.

    Room for one more??

    (I really really want a cut of whats in the safe *wink- wink* or should I say w@nk-w@nk*)


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    #1528
    JustRoss23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭JustRoss23


    Op i am a bit lost i go into Church to say a few prayers for you in your quest to open the safe. i come back on here and see a pic of someones feet please explain?:(


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    #1529
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users Posts: 7,500 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Guys n Gals I am totally ****ed. I can not physically do anymore, plus the rugby has started. I have the kango till Monday morning so I can do more tomorrow. But right now I need a bath and some food.

    I hope you all appreciate I put in a good shift, but I feel like I've let you all down. I've not given up, but I am calling it a day.

    http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/158/imageaeyi.jpg

    http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/1249/imagepzgc.jpg

    I will be in the Round O later if anyone wants to buy me a drink.

    Fair ****s to you man.

    Thats a serious amount of concrete to get through. Ive had to kango through a concrette floor before so i know your pain. Yours looks worse as mine was only half a foot thick!


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    #1530
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Update

    NSFW

    http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5641/imageqsha.jpg

    It's been a long day.
    Is that haircut boy? A bubble bath FFS. :D


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    #1531
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    From your pictures I can determine that was installed in 1997 at the earliest - so it definitely belongs to the previous owner and not anyone earlier.


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