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    #32
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Daegerty wrote: »
    I would have got a ride if it wasn't for me forklift running out of diesel on the way over to collect her

    Was she heavy :D


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    #33
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Galway K9 wrote: »
    Was she heavy :D

    yea would have just used the car otherwise


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    #34
    Sonovagun
    Registered Users Posts: 391 ✭✭Sonovagun


    How many people have signed up to POF since this thread started?


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    #35
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Sonovagun wrote: »
    How many people have signed up to POF since this thread started?

    ;)


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    #36
    Console
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    POF = crap
    Average Dating site = crap

    Dating sites are all about what gender you are.
    If you're a woman you'll enjoy it a hell of a lot better than a guy.


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    #37
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Console wrote: »
    Dating sites are all about what gender you are.
    If you're a woman you'll enjoy it a hell of a lot better than a guy.

    I don't know about that! The men on here seem to have it a lot better than I've found it or at least possess less discrimination. I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles. :D


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    #38
    Console
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    up for anything wrote: »
    I don't know about that! The men on here seem to have it a lot better than I've found it or at least possess less discrimination. I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles. :D

    well in fairness take what the average bloke on here says with a pinch of salt :pac:

    I remember watching a youtube video ages ago about a a few guys creating a fake female profile. Too see what the site is like on the other side. The fake profile had 50 mails within an hour of joining and loads of IM chats popping up.

    If anything that tells ya the ratio right there. 20 guys to 1 girl :pac:


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    #39
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    up for anything wrote: »
    I don't know about that! The men on here seem to have it a lot better than I've found it or at least possess less discrimination. I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles. :D
    Maybe you should let one of these guys poke you with their 40' barge poles they might be able to force your head out of your arse:rolleyes:


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    #40
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    know a girl on this, hooks up with a fella once or twice a week. wouldnt be my cup of tea but she def gets more action on there than she would on a regular night out. She also thinks she's the sh!t now.


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    #41
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    up for anything wrote: »
    I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles. :D

    Thats a strange one considering your username


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    #42
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Chnandler Bong wrote: »
    Maybe you should let one of these guys poke you with their 40' barge poles they might be able to force your head out of your arse:rolleyes:

    Obviously you haven't had a bite on there yet. :P


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    #43
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Daegerty wrote: »
    Thats a strange one considering your username

    If I had a cent for every time I've heard............. :cool:


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    #44
    Griffen262
    Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭Griffen262


    alcomoholic wrote: »
    Plenty of fish

    Theres plenty of whales there too tbh...


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    #45
    Console
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    zxy wrote: »
    know a girl on this, hooks up with a fella once or twice a week. wouldnt be my cup of tea but she def gets more action on there than she would on a regular night out. She also thinks she's the sh!t now.


    Reminds me that I was shown two girls in particular on POF, who lets say, sum up the reality of a certain percentage of people on that site. if not all dating sites in general.

    Girl 1 uses the same username on all sites. So if you put her name into google her sex and swinging sites come up + photos of her naked as well as what can only be described as amateur porn videos (she has sex on webcam in a chat room full of people) ... no mention of that on her pof profile of course ;)

    girl no 2 is brilliant. same thing, put her username into google and you'll see a sex site profile with naked pictures of her. While her pof profiles "do not message me for sex! I will block you!" ... the adult profile says looking for one night stands etc.


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    #46
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    Perfect site for pat mustard


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    #47
    Console
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    Princess Unsightly Sportsman wrote: »
    Perfect site for pat mustard

    You'd have to get up early in the morning to catch him. VERY early in the morning.


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    #48
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Griffen262 wrote: »
    Theres plenty of whales there too tbh...

    Best pun all night. weldone...pls accept this trophy! he brilliant:Dwhales!


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    #49
    Rds1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭Rds1989


    Anyone get the ride from it since this thread started?


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    #50
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    Rds1989 wrote: »
    Anyone get the ride from it since this thread started?
    no but I registered as a lad for the craic


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    #51
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    zxy wrote: »
    no but I registered as a lad for the craic

    as a lad ha:D


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    #52
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,405 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    it's a great site if you like to eh not get replied to :( lol


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    #53
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    it's a great site if you like to eh not get replied to :( lol

    change your pic:D


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    #54
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,405 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    Galway K9 wrote: »
    change your pic:D

    my pic is awesome !! im just clearly so attractive that it is intimidating to these women as they feel they are not good enough for me and find it hard to reply to my badly spelt witty emails.

    either that or im actually unknowingly really really ugly


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    #55
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    i honestly thought this would be a thread about fish :(


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    #56
    Jimmy Garlic
    Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    Russians are banned from most dating sites. Gold diggers.


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    #57
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Russians are banned from most dating sites. Gold diggers.

    HOT gold diggers, I went out with a spoiled brat russian chick. Blew her money as soon as she got it and then rings daddy crying looking for more. I stuck with her for a while though cos she blew other things just as fast.
    And the sexy fcked up english in that accent. Damn sexy too.


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    #58
    [Deleted User]
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    holystungun9 wrote: »
    HOT gold diggers, I went out with a spoiled brat russian chick. Blew her money as soon as she got it and then rings daddy crying looking for more. I stuck with her for a while though cos she blew other things just as fast.
    And the sexy fcked up english in that accent. Damn sexy too.

    In Russia, blowjob blow you.


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    #59
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I thought this was about a song first or some new dance craze that drives women crazy.

    But it's just about a dating site.

    So is asking 'who got the ride off it' not like saying 'The Pub, who got the ride off someone they met there'.

    Eh, loads of people surely?


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