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Public Service Announcement for Women

  • 04-03-2012 10:55pm
    #1
    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,772 ✭✭✭✭


    The missus called me earlier today to take a look at the washing machine because the door wouldn't open and it was full of water.

    Decided to take the front panel off and check the overflow pipe to see was there something jammed there - few coins or something.

    No....a pair of those big pants that women seem to like was stuck there.

    There is the problem girls - big pants are a hazard.

    You'll have to go back to skimpy French style ones and/or the old g-strings.



    Obviously this won't work if you've a huge arse...


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  • #2
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    I don't know what to do with that information


  • #3
    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    If your missus has big knickers she must have a big............underwear drawer.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA3CvUgzfc0


  • #4
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    mfceiling wrote: »
    You'll have to go back to skimpy French style ones and/or the old g-strings.

    Obviously this won't work if you've a huge arse...


    The ratio of g-string knickers to arse size is irrelevant..

    G-string knickers are just as skimpy irregardless of the size of the arse..

    Just saying..


  • #5
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users Posts: 20,451 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    mfceiling wrote: »
    The missus called me earlier today to take a look at the washing machine because the door wouldn't open and it was full of water.

    Decided to take the front panel off and check the overflow pipe to see was there something jammed there - few coins or something.

    No....a pair of those big pants that women seem to like was stuck there.

    There is the problem girls - big pants are a hazard.

    You'll have to go back to skimpy French style ones and/or the old g-strings.



    Obviously this won't work if you've a huge arse...

    All the ladies will be looking for you now to come and unblock their pipes.


  • #6
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    Yeah it was all the big knickers fault...

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


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  • #7
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Hang on, you are declaring to the internet world that your lover has a massive arse?


  • #8
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Another woman related culprit is them wires in womens bras.


  • #9
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Tell your bird to get her fat ass down the gym


  • #10
    ygolometsipe
    Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    your wife was washing :eek: what kind of a metrosexual man are you?


  • #11
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    mfceiling wrote: »
    The missus called me earlier today to take a look at the washing machine because the door wouldn't open and it was full of water.

    Decided to take the front panel off and check the overflow pipe to see was there something jammed there - few coins or something.

    No....a pair of those big pants that women seem to like was stuck there.

    There is the problem girls - big pants are a hazard.

    You'll have to go back to skimpy French style ones and/or the old g-strings.



    Obviously this won't work if you've a huge arse...

    Were they yours and is this an elaborate ploy to convince yourself you are not a homosexual?

    Or are you trying to rationalize your decision to wear those glamorous French style knickers?


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  • #12
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    mfceiling wrote: »

    There is the problem girls - big pants are a hazard.

    Big arse is a worse hazard.


  • #13
    M cebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭M cebee


    theres special wm bags for smalls


  • #14
    ziggy23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    G-strings are so 10 years ago:eek:


  • #15
    Scruffles
    Registered Users Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Scruffles


    hondasam wrote: »
    Big arse is a worse hazard.
    hell no it isnt,its natural padding-ladies with a bony arse wont stop complaining about how hard laminate flooring is to sit on,cut it out now love and woman up.


  • #16
    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,772 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    ygolometsipe wrote: »
    your wife was washing :eek: what kind of a metrosexual man are you?

    I'm the kind of man who leaves my ****ty jocks on the bedroom floor and 2 days later they mysteriously end up washed and back in my wardrobe....

    Is there another kind of man:confused:


  • #17
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    ziggy23 wrote: »
    G-strings are so 10 years ago:eek:

    They are :eek:

    really?

    feck :o


  • #18
    ziggy23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    foxinsox wrote: »
    They are :eek:

    really?

    feck :o

    I'm afraid they are in my book...french knickers are much better imo;)


  • #19
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Scruffles wrote: »
    hell no it isnt,its natural padding-ladies with a bony arse wont stop complaining about how hard laminate flooring is to sit on,cut it out now love and woman up.

    I agree with all you said but I'm keeping my bony ass thanks :pac:


  • #20
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I thought this thread was about Manflu and a womans duty to a sufferer.


  • #21
    cbreeze
    Registered Users Posts: 861 ✭✭✭cbreeze


    it was probably the filter - there'is a little door near ground level in the washing machine that you can open to remove fluff - we have never even had a small hankerkerchief stuck in this part - so I imagine that the Lady OP's large smalls are a figment of Lord OPs imagination!!!


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  • #22
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Big Knickers on a woman can only mean 2 things, She's either old or fat.


  • #23
    ziggy23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    darokane wrote: »
    Big Knickers on a woman can only mean 2 things, She's either old or fat.

    Or single:o:pac:


  • #24
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig




  • #25
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig





    Seen as it's a public Service announcement thread for women I thought these might be helpful
    :D


  • #26
    Jess16
    Registered Users Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    mfceiling wrote: »
    I'm the kind of man who leaves my ****ty jocks on the bedroom floor. Is there another kind of man:confused:

    Yes -a WOman!


  • #27
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    ziggy23 wrote: »
    Or single:o:pac:

    Or on the blob.




    Just saying :)


  • #28
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Nothing wrong with a bit of junk in the trunk ;)


  • #29
    Lady Chatterton
    Registered Users Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Another woman related culprit is them wires in womens bras.
    This is very true :D:D:D

    The last time I had my washing machine serviced, the repair man removed four bra underwires from the machine :o


  • #30
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Scruffles wrote: »
    hell no it isnt,its natural padding-ladies with a bony arse wont stop complaining about how hard laminate flooring is to sit on,cut it out now love and woman up.

    Spoken like a 'padded' woman :D


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  • #31
    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    A woman with a fat arse can make any big pants look line a gstring as they generally suffer from hungry bum which sucks the pants between their cheeks!!


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