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Drunken Texts?

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  • 19-10-2009 10:16pm
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    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭


    On Saturday night I had my first foray into the world of drunken texts.

    Luckily they weren't too bad, but it was a bit awkward when I saw one girl today.

    Mine started fine, seemed perfectly sober;
    Fairly Sober Tommy wrote:
    Hi, weve been chattin and ive decided id **** you (:

    These gradually trandscended into nagging and pleading, then accusations of being a street-walker (with a 'x' on the end to add innocence, of course)

    Then an apology followed in the early hours of the next morning:
    Slightly More Inebriated Tommy wrote:
    Sorty bwt earlia,,, was judt been silly
    ur fit but sortov like a matw so i wudt

    And a mass of rambling texts to my best mate's burd, telling her he was in a bad mood and shouting at me.


    Anyway, those weren't great examples but you know, just getting the ball rolling.

    Add your own because I'm bored :D


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    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    brummytom wrote: »
    On Saturday night I had my first foray into the world of drunken texts.

    Finally bought a king size bag of wine gums? :pac:


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Your durty texts failed and you want help from AHs, tell the truth and we will respect you in the morning brummy.


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    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭sherdydan


    brummytom wrote: »



    And a mass of rambling texts to my best mate's burd, telling her he was in a bad mood and shouting at me.




    i bet he was happy with that.


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    #5
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Finally bought a king size bag of wine gums? :pac:

    Yep, only ate half of them.. obviously. I'm not Irish
    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Your durty texts failed and you want help from AHs, tell the truth and we will respect you in the morning brummy.
    It's just awkward! She knew I liked her but then I decided she was too much of a sket.. but I saw her today and she gave me a wide berth! :P


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    brummytom wrote: »
    Yep, only ate half of them.. obviously. I'm not Irish


    .. but I saw her today and she gave me a wide berth! :P

    You scored then.:eek:


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    winston82
    Registered Users Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭winston82


    Friend of mine sent a text off a mates phone while he went to the toilet. He sent it to his missus' ma saying "I can't believe you let me take you up the s**tter last nite".


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    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Drunken texts are the best; everyone just seems to text far more when they're drunk. I avoid it the majority of the time if I can.
    Theres a website for it. :D
    I just woke up naked and covered in skittles. Best night ever?


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    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    You scored then.:eek:

    Have you not seen a picture of me? :P That should automatically answer that question.

    I've got biology with her tomorrow.. fingers crossed we're doing something about the body and I can ask her to do a practical with me


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    You are a classy, classy guy Tom.


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Ah the aul drunken texts/calls. A wise man once told me "if it happens after midnight, then it didnt happen" a very wise man indeed. You know who you are ;)


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    I like the message you get at 2:30 int the morning on a friday or saturday night if your not out....

    Are you awake :D


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    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    not by me, but one of my mates texted my now ex-girlfriend saying that he was sorry but he had just seen me with someone else:mad:

    That took some explaining ill tell ya


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    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah the aul drunken texts/calls. A wise man once told me "if it happens after midnight, then it didnt happen" a very wise man indeed. You know who you are ;)

    Isn't everything after midnight though?


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    brummytom wrote: »
    Isn't everything after midnight though?
    Not if he's good ;)


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    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Kiera wrote: »
    Not if he's good ;)

    Eeermm?


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    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    The best one I find is to get a mates phone late enough in the night and text everyone in their phonebook "Why dont you ring me any more?!"

    Next morning they get non stop phone calls when they are hung over.Worst thing ever.

    And I hate myself and my drunken texts,why do you always think its a good idea at the time:confused:


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    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    The best one I find is to get a mates phone late enough in the night and text everyone in their phonebook "Why dont you ring me any more?!"

    Next morning they get non stop phone calls when they are hung over.Worst thing ever.

    DEFINITELY doing that!


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    thee glitz
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    This changed my life.


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    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    They're developing gear sticks that can tell from your hands if you are over the limit and will refuse to start up and there are phones that breathalyse you before making a call so we can't be far off restricting drunken texts...


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    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    there are phones that breathalyse you before making a call so we can't be far off restricting drunken texts...

    You would be annoyed if you were stuck for a lift in the middle of nowhere when you are drunk some night.


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    brummytom wrote: »
    DEFINITELY doing that!

    You'll be too drunk to remember to.


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    #23
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You'll be too drunk to remember to.

    Ah I'll do it when I'm sober then


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    zonEEE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭zonEEE


    Tbh its getting fairly boring hearing about your drinking escapades every week.


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    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    I should have my phone taken off me when I'm drunk... Defo.

    The worst one had to be:

    I had had a minor fight with a really good friend of mine, and we were kinda not talking to one another, or more to the point I was ignoring him every chance I got (how childish is that?!:() Anyway, was out on the batter the following weekend with a bunch of my other mates, one of whom mentioned that the friend I was fighting with was home sick. Oh dear... I seized my phone and the texts started swarming.

    ''Oh dude, r u ok?''

    ''Man, Im so srry im actin lik a prck here. I luv u so much, bro''

    ''Im srry i ws fitin wit u, i feel so bad''

    and so on and so forth. By the end of the night, everyone was convinced I was gay. Never again........


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    #26
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    strongr wrote: »
    Tbh its getting fairly boring hearing about your drinking escapades every week.

    Sorry :(

    Care to contribute or just whinging? :)


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    strongr wrote: »
    Tbh its getting fairly boring hearing about your drinking escapades every week.

    Tbh and in all fairness, you don't have to click on the thread.:pac:


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    brummytom wrote: »
    Ah I'll do it when I'm sober then

    Chance'd be a fine thing. ;)


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    rannerap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    best website ever,makes me feel better about my awful drunken stories

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/


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    Banter Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Banter Joe


    DazMarz wrote: »
    ''Im srry i ws fitin wit u, i feel so bad''

    and so on and so forth. By the end of the night, everyone was convinced I was gay. Never again........

    Is fitin txtspk for fisting‽

    That explains why they thought you were gay anyway :pac:


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    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    You would be annoyed if you were stuck for a lift in the middle of nowhere when you are drunk some night.

    Ah small price to pay...


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