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28-06-2012, 11:44   #436
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I've seen harder men on wedding cakes.
Or to a wanna be hard man.. I've had harder ****s
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28-06-2012, 12:20   #437
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Jaazus, you'd have to carbon date her!!
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28-06-2012, 19:30   #438
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The amount of alcohol it would take for me to sleep with you would actually kill me.
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A raging horn you could hang a door off...
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28-06-2012, 21:08   #440
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hes a face like a fvucked up potatoe
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28-06-2012, 21:27   #441
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not gonna trawl though them all, but

a face like a melted wheelie bin

a fanny like a wizards sleeve

riding her would be like throwing a sausage up o'connell street
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He's about as useful as a c0ck flavoured lollipop.

He's not the fizziest drink in the fridge.
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she's as thick as the knot on a footballers tie
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