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First World Problems

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭RaRaRasputin


    When our ice cream melts away too quickly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Cant change my 500 euro notes anywhere, even when I am buying new suits, its an inconvenience of the highest order.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭Fbjm


    realies wrote: »
    Cant change my 500 euro notes anywhere, even when I am buying new suits, its an inconvenience of the highest order.

    That's more of a pretentious snob problem than a first world one... :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    The nearest McDonalds to my workplace is nearly 5 minutes walk away and we often complain about how far away it is. :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Bulmers or Kopparberg? :(:(:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,527 ✭✭✭Paz-CCFC


    corktina wrote: »
    technically , we are the second world.....

    Third world, actually.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_World

    Fbjm wrote: »
    Pretty sure we stopped being second world round the 1920s.

    The term didn't even exist in the 1920s.


  • Registered Users Posts: 865 ✭✭✭MajorMax


    Old Tom wrote: »
    The TV girl is hot.
    And I'd do the waitress too.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    The 'Third World' is a First World problem. I wonder do they compare their problems to the forth world.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Having to listen to people telling us that no matter what happens it all pales into significance compared to the third world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    I only have the internet on my phone. I'm poor.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    should i use my laptop, iphone or ipad to get my ripoff pizza from dominos.

    tough....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    My child only got 998 euro on there communion day yesterday ;-)


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,878 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    I don't want to go to school tomorrow :[


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44 _Moss_


    I want tea but the kettle is across the room. Effort.


  • Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    I have to use one remote control for my TV and another for my sky and another for my surround sound and another for my blue-ray and yet another for my projector and PS3 controller and mouse for the laptop, so frustrating grabbing the wrong one...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    The people at Starbucks keep mispronouncing my name when my coffee is ready, so I'm standing there, impatiently wondering when on earth this moose is going to arrive to pick up their coffee and after several more minutes and another round of foot-tapping, I realise that moose is me!! :mad::o


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "Unexpected item in bagging area"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Can't find the remote control

    Instead of getting up to change channels I just remove to move and watch trash


  • Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    Having to sleep in the wet patch after giving my girlfriend multiple orgasms


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    My friend bought a round of drinks for us and I wasn't finish my original drink


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,131 ✭✭✭ronano


    I put on magic pie but it played wonderwall :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Going on holidays on Monday 11th June at 6.30am to Malaga for two weeks and cant remember if I told the alarm installer that I live at 28 Ash Brookmore Lodge Cork.
    Cant contact him now, hope he comes before I fly out.


  • Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    Going on holidays on Monday 11th June at 6.30am to Malaga for two weeks and cant remember if I told the alarm installer that I live at 28 Ash Brookmore Lodge Cork.
    Cant contact him now, hope he comes before I fly out.

    I hope you like gay magazines.....you're about to receive many, many, MANY subscriptions.


  • Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭NiallFH


    realies wrote: »
    Cant change my 500 euro notes anywhere, even when I am buying new suits, its an inconvenience of the highest order.

    Expecting change from a 500 euro note when buying a suit.... Peasant!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Someone changed the setting on my toaster and now my toast is slightly over done.

    Someone will suffer for this!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    skid marks on my jocks


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  • Registered Users Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    Brennan's bread is too big for my toaster so I have to rip the top off like some kind of animal.


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