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08-01-2014, 13:24   #391
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I was living in London at the time and a friend came over from Ireland.
He brought me to one side in the bar and said he had something to say.
Thinking he was ill or gay I waited patiently for a response.
He told me he was gay, and I was like, surprise, I'm gay too.
Bitch wasn't gonna get one up on me.

Another time a female friend complained because she missed getting her order in at the bar, so so sorry for telling you my biggest secret.
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19-01-2014, 20:36   #393
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The horror........... the horror..............................
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19-01-2014, 20:59   #394
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Wow, the UKIP really do live on a different planet to the rest of us.

Sunshine in Ireland???


FFS, get a grip
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19-01-2014, 22:27   #395
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They also left out "Bisexual Blizzards"... that actually sounds like a porno...
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19-01-2014, 23:57   #396
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When your friends think because you're gay they'll finally be able to get into the George. And the disappointment in their face when we still don't :L
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The classic one for me was when she said: "You know, I'd never let two guys into my place when I was here on my own. And I'd never go into their place on my own. But I feel a lot safer around you two guys. I don't know why..."
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"Famous last words" Tito Man said, laughing to himself
Now, now! Nothing like that!

But I laughed a lot more than I should have when I saw that reply!
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#NotForGays

BrewDog have launched a satirical beer called 'Hello, my name is Vladimir'

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Hello, my name is Vladimir. I am a beer for uber hetero men who ride horses while topless and carrying knives. I am a beer to mark the 2014 Winter Olympics. But I am not for gays. Love wrestling burly men on the Judo mat or fishing in your Speedos? Then this is the beer for you!
http://www.digitalnewsroom.co.uk/bre...e-is-vladimir/

http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/...me-is-vladimir

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Twitter lols.
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18-02-2014, 16:01   #401
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Earwax.....What the.....

http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/y...r-earwax170214
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sums it up pretty well...
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