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What was the last inanimate object you swore at?

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    #62
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Take the cd, put it in the drive. Turn on, press ok until the end. Take cd out. You're welcome.
    English please, nerd! :p


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    #63
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Dudess wrote: »
    English please, nerd! :p

    Take the cd, fcuk it out the window, and remember that not understanding everything about computers just means that you don't spot more errors with the machine!* :p


    *This is a good thing. It saves you many sleepless nights of worrying.


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    #64
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    The PS3 wireless controller. I had got up to check my food in the oven (Big Al's Chicken Breast; taste's great!) and left the controller on the table beside the sitting room door. When I returned and sat back down in my comfy bean bag I looked around and saw the ''Effing kunt'' of a controller 2 metres from me


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    #65
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Stupid xbox. Pro evo is well hard. Many words were uttered but I later retracted them. Included was the r word. I need someone to beat me up for that :(


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    #66
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Dudess wrote: »
    English please, nerd! :p



    Silly wimmin!!! :rolleyes: Basically what Sherifu said. Even you could do it!!! :pac:


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    #67
    Adyx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    The stupid crap touchscreen tills in work that are so unresponsive when I went to press 2 x vodka and 1 red bull all I got was 2 x red bull. :mad: Luckily the music was quite loud so the customers didn't hear the obscenities directed at the till.


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    #68
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,508 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    An icon on the computer for not showing me as being connected to this interwebz thingy.


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    #69
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Oh the Wii, I can see the router, I'll connect to the router but I'll be damned if I'll let you do anything online.

    In fairness it's got the bare minimum of a signal but still if you don't want to connect say so and stop tempting me with intermittent connection.


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    #70
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    Silly wimmin!!! :rolleyes: Basically what Sherifu said. Even you could do it!!! :pac:
    But what CD? My Pussycat Dolls CD?


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    #71
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    An ATM machine that didn't have tenners OR twenties in it. :mad: I had to take out E50 to buy juice!


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    #72
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    square_igloo wrote: »
    An ATM machine that didn't have tenners OR twenties in it. :mad: I had to take out E50 to buy juice!
    Hate that too, the worst thing is it lets you make your selection before telling you it only does 50s. Then there's amounts listed that it will never give out the stubborn ****.


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    #73
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,279 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Faith wrote: »
    My weighing scales. You can't put on 2lbs in one day! Piece of shít.

    Weigh yourself before and after you go for a meal and accompanying pi55 up.
    Then come back here and report your findings. :pac:


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    #74
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,279 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Abigayle wrote: »
    He just made me some tea and left the sugar out. The thick fuck.

    A midnight bludgeoning offense if ever I heard of one.


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    #75
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,858 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    The toilet roll holder because I just finished going for a dump and the fucker was empty.

    Luckily there's a box of tissues on the sink.


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    #76
    'Ol Jack Chance
    Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭'Ol Jack Chance


    square_igloo wrote: »
    An ATM machine that didn't have tenners OR twenties in it. :mad: I had to take out E50 to buy juice!

    best thing is to react in a calm collected manner. rent a truck, get some rope, somehow hook said rope around the offending teller machine and pull it out of the wall. that'll learn 'em!


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    #77
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    'Ol wrote:
    best thing is to react in a calm collected manner. rent a truck, get some rope, somehow hook said rope around the offending teller machine and pull it out of the wall. that'll learn 'em!
    It was in the Jervis Shopping Centre, I doubt people would appreciate me driving a truck through there! :D

    Besides I can't drive yet :(


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    #78
    elmolesto
    Registered Users Posts: 5,721 ✭✭✭elmolesto


    The computer


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    #79
    mookishboy
    Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭mookishboy


    The Hammer that i just hit my knee with! which induced a psychotic episode in which i tried to beat the hammer to death on the ground :mad: Didn't work


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    #80
    'Ol Jack Chance
    Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭'Ol Jack Chance


    square_igloo wrote: »
    It was in the Jervis Shopping Centre, I doubt people would appreciate me driving a truck through there! :D

    Besides I can't drive yet :(


    ah well thats were u went wrong shouldve gone up to the top of the jervis at the car park entrance theres 2 atms there both of them nearly always packed to the brim with tenners


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    #81
    Max_Damage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    Well I managed to drop a car engine on my finger this morning (don't ask how). The pain is quite unreal.


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    #82
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    mookishboy wrote: »
    The Hammer that i just hit my knee with! which induced a psychotic episode in which i tried to beat the hammer to death on the ground :mad: Didn't work

    the ground was probably confused, thinking of what it did wrong to deserve such punishment. I hope you apologised thereafter


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    #83
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    'Ol wrote:
    best thing is to react in a calm collected manner. rent a truck, get some rope, somehow hook said rope around the offending teller machine and pull it out of the wall. that'll learn 'em!
    That's a bit OTT and time consuming. Far better to hit it a couple of slaps so it shuts down and ruins everyone else's day too. ;)


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    #84
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Every morning I wake up with the plaster cast on leg/ankle the air goes blue, seriously fed up and bored with it.


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    #85
    Fall_Guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Fall_Guy


    An ash-tray placed precariously beside my bed. Every morning I step out of bed, place my foot on it, flip ash-tray and contents of said ash tray on the floor. I then proceed to clear up contents of ash-tray and place them back in the ash-tray, leaving it in the same place for me to step on again as I return to my leaba that evening. As i repeat the ash-tray flippage I tend to curse at it, which the profanities becoming more intense with each passing day.

    I can't help but think that I'm really cursing at myself for being so stupid on so many levels. The greatest level of said stupidity is exemplified by the fact that I don't even smoke. This ash-tray has been sitting there for about two-weeks after a few of my mates were in the room smoking. Still, stupid f*cking ashtray!


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    #86
    passive
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    Fall_Guy wrote: »
    An ash-tray placed precariously beside my bed. Every morning I step out of bed, place my foot on it, flip ash-tray and contents of said ash tray on the floor. I then proceed to clear up contents of ash-tray and place them back in the ash-tray, leaving it in the same place for me to step on again as I return to my leaba that evening. As i repeat the ash-tray flippage I tend to curse at it, which the profanities becoming more intense with each passing day.

    I can't help but think that I'm really cursing at myself for being so stupid on so many levels. The greatest level of said stupidity is exemplified by the fact that I don't even smoke. This ash-tray has been sitting there for about two-weeks after a few of my mates were in the room smoking. Still, stupid f*cking ashtray!

    ...


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    #87
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    My computer and printer... almost everyday.


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    #88
    PlayGirl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    my phone


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    #89
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    It has been about a year since I directed my rage at an inanimate object.
    It involved a plate and the offenders vechile.
    I nearly did myself an injury.


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    #90
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    The door I stubbed my toe on last night while taking a mid night leak. I tore the front off my baby toe pretty bad and the language I directed at the bastid of a door nearly caused the paint on the wall to melt.

    It's actually the same door I put my fist through a while ago while drunk and p!ssed off. It's on now mutherfukker :mad:


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    #91
    sdanseo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,233 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    My computer, several times daily. Given my sig, I'm surprised it doesn;t work properly. Ah well, time for a new one :P


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