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  • #32
    Melted
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭Melted


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    If someone produces an acoustic guitar and forces you to be quiet then the law states that you are legally allowed vomit in the bin and steal all the booze before leaving the party with the words, "F*ck this noise. I'm going home to watch old Cheers reruns."

    this or people who sing at house parties/get togethers forcing everone to be quiet, if this happens i start thinking of excuses to leave...


  • #33
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Melted wrote: »
    this or people who sing at house parties/get togethers forcing everone to be quiet, if this happens i start thinking of excuses to leave...

    As the old song goes:

    "If at a party the host sings a song,
    That's truly awful and the pitch is all wrong,
    Steal their booze, puke in their shoes,
    Steal their booze, puke in their shoes,
    Steal their booze, puke in their shoes,
    YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!"


  • #34
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    You haven't been to a party until you have been to a party where beautiful people snort lines of pure coke from the inner thighs of Cuban virgins and where midgets dressed like Umpa Lumpas sodomise each other as you spit on them for your entertainment while singing the French national anthem.


  • #35
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Mickey Dazzler wrote: »
    You haven't been to a party until you have been to a party where beautiful people snort lines of pure coke from the inner thighs of Cuban virgins and where midgets dressed like Umpa Lumpas sodomise each other as you spit on them for your entertainment while singing the French national anthem.

    Freddie Mercury's dead though - those parties just don't happen any more.


  • #36
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Mickey Dazzler wrote: »
    You haven't been to a party until you have been to a party where beautiful people snort lines of pure coke from the inner thighs of Cuban virgins and where midgets dressed like Umpa Lumpas sodomise each other as you spit on them for your entertainment while singing the French national anthem.

    Which is part of the problem, none of my circle have parties like that.


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  • #37
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    44leto wrote: »
    Which is part of the problem, none of my circle have parties like that.

    Really? I thought everybody did that now.;)


  • #38
    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    You could be a bit of a misanthrope OP, in which case you'd be amongst friends here!


  • #39
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Agricola wrote: »
    You could be a bit of a misanthrope OP, in which case you'd be amongst friends here!
    Had to fire up the google engines
    MISANTHROPE

    : a person who hates or distrusts humankind.

    Well yeah, humanity a bunch of cnuts
    But what the hell has that got to do with hating parties.


  • #40
    Eathrin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    44leto wrote: »
    Had to fire up the google engines
    MISANTHROPE

    : a person who hates or distrusts humankind.

    Well yeah, humanity a bunch of cnuts
    But what the hell has that got to do with hating parties.

    If I recall correctly the parties I have been to there were generally other guests present, humans that is.
    Just have a party with your Xbox and you'll be far more happy.


  • #41
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Eathrin wrote: »
    If I recall correctly the parties I have been to there were generally other guests present, humans that is.
    Just have a party with your Xbox and you'll be far more happy.

    But I tolerate them because I have to, but I would rather the xbox option.


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  • #42
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    44leto wrote: »
    But I tolerate them because I have to, but I would rather the xbox option.

    Games console, a beer and munchies ...and I'm quite content. :o


  • #43
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I like to party, every body does.


  • #44
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    You will always find me in the kitchen at parties O.P.


  • #45
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Ghandee wrote: »
    You will always find me in the kitchen at parties O.P.

    Singing; Its my party and I'll cry if i want to.


  • #46
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    44leto wrote: »
    Singing; Its my party and I'll cry if i want to.

    And hitting on the host's young sister who's just come back from university.


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