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  • #62
    lividduck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    The actress is actually gross when i think of it, not sure of her full name. Mellisa something...... But she used to be sabrina the teenage witch-euww. (makes mental note to get witch costume for some sex games)
    Or just get a bag for your head.
    I really feel sorry for that poor wanker


  • #63
    SugarCoat
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭SugarCoat


    To play the devil's advocate here's a picture from last november where she looks stunning.
    http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Melissa+Joan+Hart/Stars+LA+Premiere+Breaking+Dawn/Eho6yVj1uIN
    She is 35 and a mum of two so you couldn't expect her to always look like a supermodel.


  • #64
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    lividduck wrote: »
    Or just get a bag for your head.
    I really feel sorry for that poor wanker

    hi, do i know you?? You seem to know me and what i look like??


  • #65
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    SugarCoat wrote: »
    To play the devil's advocate here's a picture from last november where she looks stunning.
    http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Melissa+Joan+Hart/Stars+LA+Premiere+Breaking+Dawn/Eho6yVj1uIN
    She is 35 and a mum of two so you couldn't expect her to always look like a supermodel.

    she looks nice there!


  • #66
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    I'm surprised you haven't already left him yet OP


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  • #67
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    At least its women he is into.


  • #68
    CageWager
    Registered Users Posts: 545 ✭✭✭CageWager


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Is that what your husband said when he wanked himself thinking about Sarah Jessica Parker???


    Jesus he has god awful taste in women.
    krudler wrote: »
    I remember her when she was a pony

    Stick with this till the very end...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zco0K5rdvw


  • #69
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    They didn't take it too far, there's no such thing. They're just not funny.
    shhhhhh
    yes they just werent funny


  • #70
    Anyone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Good job he didnt tell you he wipes it in the curtains when he is done.


  • #71
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    film was muck

    Sounds like he was fairly mucky afterwards.


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  • #72
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Best thread in AH in a long time...


  • #73
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Best thread in AH in a long time...

    I agree, it's the first real AH thread in ages. It's no Feeky, but it's good. :D


  • #74
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    OP he is probably think about that actress when yous are at your most intimate.


  • #75
    Raekwon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,535 ✭✭✭Raekwon


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Best thread in AH in a long time...

    +1 for this thread

    -1 for the participation of Dudess

    = 0 Meh


  • #76
    thecornflake
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    hi, do i know you?? You seem to know me and what i look like??

    Probably your husband tbh.


  • #77
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Lansbury

    I'll just leave this here...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXqreCgWYuA


  • #78
    Kohl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭Kohl


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    I never said i begrudge him his ****, i dont want to know it though!

    And he is a wanker.

    I am not a liar, i select what is necessary for him to know.

    You sound like an idiot.


  • #79
    Peetrik
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Have you considered that your issue is that his honesty is making you feel guilty about your lying?

    If your in a healthy physical relationship then him mentioning that he had the odd tug in the past is hardly the real issue...

    I'v seen at least 4 episodes of Dr Phil, I know what I'm talking about.


  • #80
    alphabeat
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    Dolorous wrote: »
    I'll just leave this here...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXqreCgWYuA



    ** PUKES ***


  • #81
    alphabeat
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....


    :)



    at least he knows how to please a man


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  • #82
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Dolorous wrote: »
    I'll just leave this here...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXqreCgWYuA
    Worst four minutes of my life.


  • #83
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
    What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

    I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

    Share please :)
    Which actress?
    It's important..


  • #84
    lau1247
    Registered Users Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭lau1247


    Johro wrote: »
    Which actress?
    It's important..

    read the post again, it's only few page back.. it's a TLDR moment is it?

    West Dublin, ☀️ 7.83kWp ⚡5.66 kWp South West, ⚡2.18 kWp North East



  • #85
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    C'mon now I got a tenner on it..


  • #86
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Johro wrote: »
    C'mon now I got a tenner on it..

    Saoirse Ronan.


  • #87
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    lau1247 wrote: »
    read the post again, it's only few page back.. it's a TLDR moment is it?
    Okay okay... Point out my deficiencies why don't ya... :(
    And that's a tenner down the drain..
    Life stinks.


  • #88
    lau1247
    Registered Users Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭lau1247


    tricky D wrote: »
    Blindness might have had something to do with the choice.

    you know what they say, too much masturbation can make one go blind :p

    West Dublin, ☀️ 7.83kWp ⚡5.66 kWp South West, ⚡2.18 kWp North East



  • #89
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    lau1247 wrote: »
    read the post again, it's only few page back.. it's a TLDR moment is it?
    Angela Lansbury???? :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    :D


  • #90
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
    ---

    Tug? He obviously hasn't yet discovered the pleasure of good stroking.:):)


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  • #91
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Sabrina the teenage witch huh? Divorce beckons.


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