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Phrases we'll never use again

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  • 15-12-2014 1:29pm
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    filbert the fox
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭


    Was thinking -in these rapidly changing times we'll never hear the likes of e.g.

    "what's the Videoplus code for that?"

    over to you..


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    180567
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭180567


    "Smoking or non-smoking ?" (when checking in for a flight)


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    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Water is free and soap is cheap, my mam always said that


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    lord lucan
    Registered Users Posts: 9,575 ✭✭✭lord lucan


    "did you tape programme xxxxx?"


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    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    "That'll be €5," said the templebar publican.


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    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    smcgiff wrote: »
    "That'll be €5," said the templebar publican.

    unless it's for a soft drink


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    SoapMcTavish
    Registered Users Posts: 461 ✭✭SoapMcTavish


    " did you tape the film ?"

    "pay the bus conductor"


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    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    "coming right up on Sky Sports Super Sunday, we'll have Andy Gray's analysis"


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    Lucena
    Registered Users Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    smcgiff wrote: »
    "That'll be €5," said the templebar publican.

    You've been following the Wetherspoons threads, haven't you? ;)


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    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Lucena wrote: »
    You've been following the Wetherspoons threads, haven't you? ;)

    No, just a past frequenter.


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    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    "Jim fixed it for me".


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    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    "As safe as houses."

    "it could happen to a bishop" ... It certainly can.


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    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 17,840 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    go on , give us a call on 01-8118055

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    filbert the fox
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭filbert the fox


    Send a stamped addressed envelope to......


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    filbert the fox
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭filbert the fox


    where's the Tippex?


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    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,741 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Those lads are a right shower of Balubas.


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    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Make sure you rewind it before you bring it back to Xtravision...

    What level of snake are you on?


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    anonyanony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 481 ✭✭anonyanony


    "Catch a ****** by the toe"

    When playing tag


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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    filbert the fox wrote: »
    where's the Tippex?

    Jaysus, a fella in the office was looking for some this morning

    21/25



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    DoozerT6
    Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    'Is there a payphone near here?"


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    Sheldons Brain
    Registered Users Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭Sheldons Brain


    DoozerT6 wrote: »
    'Is there a payphone near here?"

    press Button A


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    #22
    man_no_plan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭man_no_plan


    ..answers on a postcard please!


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    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    At the signal, it will be 11, 18 and zero seconds


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    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Doubleu, doubleu, doubleu, dot


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    Tell me how
    Registered Users Posts: 21,517 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    "I'll drive, I've only had a few."

    "Take the phone off the hook"

    "What's on the other channel"

    "Give us the arse of that" (to a fellow teenage smoker)

    "I got it with milk tokens"

    "Shush, it's the Angelus"


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    man_no_plan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭man_no_plan


    Put 50 pence in the meter (electricity)


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    vektarman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭vektarman


    "I'm going out for a spin on my velocipede".


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    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭cml387


    "Two little boys had two little toys.."


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    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,741 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    'Stick a few sods of turf on the fire, Bridie.'


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    Deep Thought
    Registered Users Posts: 4,383 ✭✭✭Deep Thought


    silverharp wrote: »
    go on , give us a call on 01-8118055

    wow....Loved that programme,

    The narrower a man’s mind, the broader his statements.



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    Deep Thought
    Registered Users Posts: 4,383 ✭✭✭Deep Thought


    butts on ya... (when someone eating an apple)

    The narrower a man’s mind, the broader his statements.



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