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Fathers Days Sunday 21st 2009. What are you getting yours?

  • 10-06-2009 4:51pm
    #1
    padocon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,218 ✭✭✭padocon


    Well all, just wondering what your getting or giving your dad this fathers day?
    A joke present, something practical what ever it is, list here.
    :)


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  • #2
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    A belly-wheel as he is rather rotund.


  • #3
    CAPSLOCK365
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭CAPSLOCK365


    Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.


  • #4
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Sorry to hear that Caps but not the OP's fault


  • #5
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,973 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »
    Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.

    Do you want to borrow my ouija board to ask him what he wants?


  • #6
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »
    Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.


    A wreath then?



    Too soon?


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  • #7
    padocon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,218 ✭✭✭padocon


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    A belly-wheel as he is rather rotund.

    Good one!

    For those that don't know what this is:
    The belly wheel is a great invention for pregnant women and the clinically obese. Simply slip on the wheel support and off you go!

    See pic here:
    http://www.sueallen.co.uk/2006_09_01_archive.html


  • #8
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    Aa subscription to Boards.ie:rolleyes:;)


  • #9
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »
    Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.
    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Do you want to borrow my ouija board to ask him what he wants?
    Smart Bug wrote: »
    A wreath then?

    Too soon?

    I know this is AH but these posts are just NOT funny IMO


  • #10
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    He'll get a cup of tea and a kick up the arse.


  • #11
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,973 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    padocon wrote: »
    Good one!

    For those that don't know what this is:
    The belly wheel is a great invention for pregnant women and the clinically obese. Simply slip on the wheel support and off you go!

    See pic here:
    http://www.sueallen.co.uk/2006_09_01_archive.html

    You seem to know an awful lot about them, and I assume that you're not pregnant. :eek:


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  • #12
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »
    Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.

    Mine died 4 Months ago. Thanks for reminding me!


  • #13
    Keano
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    A wreath then?



    Too soon?
    Yes.

    There was a thread last year - cannot find it now- but it encouraged everyone whose father was still alive to go an have a pint or visit them.

    My father passed away 12 years ago this year and I never got to have a pint with him.

    So my advice, if the old man is still around and even if he annoys you :) try and make an effort on Father's day as he wont be around forever.


  • #14
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,973 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Loopy wrote: »
    I know this is AH but these posts are just NOT funny IMO

    Sorry, but we're all a bit loopy, Loopy.


  • #15
    Baldie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭Baldie


    I got a sat nav. I bought it during the week, then my wife turned around and said "That can be your Father's Day present, I'll pay for it"

    Lazy or wha??!!


  • #16
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Crap, is it this weekend?


  • #17
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Sorry, but we're all a bit loopy, Loopy.

    Funny too..


  • #18
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,057 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I haven't seen mine for about 15 years, so not much


  • #19
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »
    Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.

    The OP is such an insensitive wanker :P


  • #20
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Baldie wrote: »
    I got a sat nav. I bought it during the week, then my wife turned around and said "That can be your Father's Day present, I'll pay for it"

    Lazy or wha??!!

    You're your Wife's dad????? :eek:


  • #21
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,973 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    FunkZ wrote: »
    The OP is such an insensitive wanker :P

    He doesn't give a sh1t about us poor orphans. The only consolation is that we don't have to spend any money.:(


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  • #22
    padocon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,218 ✭✭✭padocon


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    You seem to know an awful lot about them, and I assume that you're not pregnant. :eek:

    :cool:
    No i'm not as you see I sourced my information off the link which was posted!


  • #23
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,846 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Is that this weekend?

    Bloody hallmark holidays.


  • #24
    Baldie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭Baldie


    5starpool wrote: »
    Is that this weekend?

    Bloody hallmark holidays.

    Next weekend, 21st...


  • #25
    peanuthead
    Registered Users Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    Loopy wrote: »
    I know this is AH but these posts are just NOT funny IMO


    Relax, it was his father that died, not his sense of humour


  • #26
    padocon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,218 ✭✭✭padocon


    I did not mean to upset anyone by starting this tread. Mods can close it if its causing discomfort to other boards users.


  • #27
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Baldie wrote: »
    Next weekend, 21st...

    Ah crap...it's the day after AH beers...:(


  • #28
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    padocon wrote: »
    I did not mean to upset anyone by starting this tread. Mods can close it if its causing discomfort to other boards users.


    Don't worry about it OP, Boardsies aren't real people.


  • #29
    Collie D
    Registered Users Posts: 11,294 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Baldie wrote: »
    I got a sat nav. I bought it during the week, then my wife turned around and said "That can be your Father's Day present, I'll pay for it"

    Lazy or wha??!!

    You married your daughter? :eek:
    My name is URL wrote: »
    I haven't seen mine for about 15 years, so not much

    Same here...we should pay for them to get vasectomies so they stop spreading their seed and having wee 'uns they don't intend to look after.


  • #30
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,973 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Don't worry about it OP, Boardsies aren't real people.

    My late father appreciated a good sense of humour which was why he tried to have me adopted.


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  • #31
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Iam getting him a hooker to pay him back for the one he got me on my 14th birthday.


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